I Told You Not to Become a Semen

"My keyboard is perfect!" "My pillow has become a spirit!" "My toilet has become a semen!" A mysterious meteor shower made it possible for everything in the world to become monsters, from high-rise buildings to tables, chairs and benches, to keyboards and mice on the left, to indescribable things on the right... Ye Ran, who has the magic of semen absorption (probably), has embarked on a road to fight keyboard monsters and outwit toilet monsters... And by the way, he has become a winner in life.