I'm Afraid It's a Devil

What about the protagonist's halo? What about the promised immortality? Why Mao is completely different from what I thought! ! ! Pans are awesome. Is this a pill or a grenade? I might need a bottle of dichlorvos to calm my nerves. Come on, author, I promise not to slap you. (System prompt: Because the version update is too powerful, the protagonist's current outlook has completely collapsed.)