If You’re Ugly, You’d Better Make Trouble

Ugly people cause trouble, shameless people are melodramatic, rotten people are debauched, important people are forgetful, and lazy people are always running to the toilet.

Can't help it. The more famous you are, the more trouble you attract. If I don't make a scene, how else am I supposed to die later? No zuo no die.

So what if I'm ugly? Have I been eating your food?

I could have made a living off my ugly face, but instead you insist I rely on my troublemaking skills.

From now on, I'll be uglier than ever and show off a whole new kind of handsome.

If you're handsome, I'll be even more handsome. If you're ugly, I'll be even uglier. So tell me, are you mad? Convinced? On your knees yet?

If you're tired of face-slapping stories, why not try a troublemaking tale? Come join the author in courting disaster.

This is a book about causing trouble, with an imagination that knows no bounds. Come make trouble with me...