I'm Not a Deceiver

Why did the mage girl take a bath for hundreds of years? Why does the assassin protagonist scream in the middle of the night? Why is the Adventurer's Guild obsessed with women's clothing? Why does the mercenary guild like the muscular man philosophy? The elf turned into a muscle brother. Who did it? The little green dwarf loli is so cute, is she a human or a ghost? What is hidden behind the deaths of hundreds of alien teddy bears? The Frostbears collectively vomited. What kind of unknown and mysterious past is behind this? It's all there, I'm not trying to deceive you, I'm taking you into the author's absolutely normal inner spiritual world. (I found a picture on the Qidian cover that barely looks like Luo Xisha as the cover. Of course it was when she was a child)