Drink Up This Poisonous Milk

干了这口毒奶

by Brush, Ink, and Painting (纸笔丹青)

Status: Completed
Length: 82k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Life
Updated: 8y ago
Source: Qidian

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Lu Xiaofei’s phone is infected by a garbled string of code, revealing a hidden folder containing an activated app called “The Face-Slapping App,” along with a series of unknown apps that have yet to be activated.

Lu Xiaofei thinks he’s about to soar into the heavens and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

“The national soccer team’s fate is on the line again this year. This is their last chance to qualify. The Korean bastards are practically breathing down their necks. How are they supposed to win?” While fans across the country cheer the team on, Lu Xiaofei quietly posts on Weibo.

When the national team feels a mysterious force from the East and qualifies, they ask, “Lu Xiaofei, how does it feel to get face-slapped?”

Lu Xiaofei: “You know nothing about my power. Come on, take a swig of this poison milk!”

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