Master, You Go First, I'll Make My Escape

Fang Qiao has a rather unreliable master.

Her master is color-blind,

so she died.

Her master likes cooking,

so she was poisoned.

Her master loves doing hair,

so she went bald.

Fang Qiao firmly believes: If the mountain won’t move, the river will; if the river won’t move, I will! Is there no end to this sea of misery? No! It has an end!

But she’s been going in circles for years,

and her master is still the same old master,

and the sea of misery is still the same sea of misery!