Daoist, You Dropped a Peach Blossom Demon

There are two oddballs in the Three Realms. One was hailed as the first plant ever to cultivate a human form, while the other was the only half-demon Taoist in the Three Realms who neither aged nor died. One was named Zhuozhuo, the other Qihua. In Tao Zhuozhuo’s eyes, Qihua was a remarkable person. He’d been everywhere and eaten everything. In Qihua’s eyes, Tao Zhuozhuo was just as remarkable. She’d been everywhere and eaten everything. She stayed by his side for six hundred years, and he searched for her for six hundred years. After a thousand years had passed, all they wished for was to see peach blossoms dancing across the mountains while she smiled in the woods. Tao Zhuozhuo’s view of the world: Tao Zhuozhuo was a good girl, so pure she was almost foolish. She believed that as long as she listened to her mother, she’d have a worry-free life. But… The moment she woke after taking human form, she landed on a Taoist sister and hurt her!!! Just as she decided humans were kind, she saw them make a demon vanish into thin air! Just as she decided that beauty reflected a beautiful heart, she was surrounded by countless vengeful spirits, giving her a whole new view of the world! Just as she learned how to tell men and women apart, a girl proposed to her! Just as she returned to the forest, she ran into a Qingqiu fox demon battling another demon! She was only a little peach blossom. The world was too scary. She wanted to go home!!! The truth: Taoist sister: I’m a man, and I’m in love with Tao Zhuozhuo. Kind humans: Anyone who gives her food is kind. Vengeful spirits: None of them even dared go near this girl, okay? Girl: Since Zhuozhuo thinks everyone with a flat chest is a man, she can marry her as a favor. Fox demon: Big shot, please spare me!!! Mini-scene 1: Tao Zhuozhuo: Hey, why did you fall from the sky? Bai Qiong: My name is Bai Qiong. Tao Zhuozhuo: Then, Brother Bai Qiong, why did you fall from the sky? Bai Qiong: Why do you think I’m a man? I’m wearing a skirt! Tao Zhuozhuo: Brother Jinyin told me that anyone who’s flat in front should be called “brother.” So can you tell me why you fell from the sky? Mini-scene 2: Qingqiu fox demon: You little brat, you stole my things. You’ll pay for it! Ruoshui: Enough talk! Bring it on! Tao Zhuozhuo: Y-you’re demons?! Qingqiu Fox Demon and Ruoshui: Tao Zhuozhuo?! Tao Zhuozhuo: This is the end! Taoist, help! A demon wants to eat me!!!!! Qingqiu Fox Demon and Ruoshui: … Mini-scene 3: Tao Zhuozhuo: Taoist, I’m hungry… Qihua: What do you want to eat? The emaciated crowd: Taoist, we’re hungry too. Tao Zhuozhuo has already eaten two buckets of rice…