My Empress Wants to Run Away

Funny version:

What’s it like to have a clingy, affectionate emperor for a husband? It makes you want to hit someone every other minute! To all the young women who envy me, all I can say is that you haven’t seen enough of life yet!

What’s it like to have a capable wife? Those foxes at court finally stopped nagging me about my private affairs. This feeling... hmm... is pretty nice!

What? My wife ran away? What are you standing around for? Go after her!

Serious version:

I thought we were childhood sweethearts who had grown up together without a care in the world. It wasn’t until I was poisoned that I remembered everything from my previous life. It turned out fate had bound us together long ago, in our past life. But I was so tired back then, and I didn’t want this anymore.

So much left unsaid, so much love never confessed. I turned back the wheel of fate and met you again. This time, I can give up anything, but you are the wife I will protect with my life. I can’t let you leave me again!