Lord God Alien World

Look, those pet eggs flying all over the sky! Look, the systems are at each other's throats! Lord God? Are you talking about me? I don't know how to fight, so I finally got a system and had to make up the parts myself. Since arriving, I have found that the natives here speak well and are good-looking. It's just that everything here seems a little off. But to me, it smells so good. . .