Become a Calabash Man

Really? My wish is not to ask me to do this. You see, it's a paradox now. Think about how to solve this paradox before you come to me.

It's the legendary White God, the one who was voted out but still able to speak. 🤓🤓🤓

Happy moment: Hahaha~! Buddhists, Taoists and Confucians all went to visit the hermit. The hermit came out to greet him: "What is the name of this Taoist priest?" "My name is Li Yi." "What is the name of this eminent monk?" "My name is Hong Yi." "What is the name of this great scholar?" "My name is Zhou Yi." "Get out!! If you don't leave, I'll beat you to death!"

Hide the smile, the nervousness, the relaxation, the accumulated pressure. Hide Monday, Tuesday will come. Hide the calmness, and the hard work will rise. There will be rewards if you work hard, and you will achieve results if you are busy. I hope you continue to work hard and achieve good results again.

Come visit~~~This is the first time I heard the name Calabash Man...

Flying over the green mountains and passing by the crystal blue water, leaving behind Lao Yu's wishes, happy Thursday!

The fallen leaves are gradually dancing, and the sky is getting cooler; The autumn wind blows gently, and my heart wanders; The seasons are passing by, don't be sad; Time passes, but love lasts; The wild geese are flying south, and the sound of the sky is rising; The flowers are blooming and withering, wishing you good luck; May all your happiness be with you. I wish you a happy Wednesday!

Zhou Xiaoxiao: The male and female employees were late on Monday. The male was fined and his bonus was deducted, but the female was fine. The man then felt dissatisfied and asked the woman: "I was punished for being late because I overslept, and you were late too. Why weren't you punished?" The woman said, "I overslept." The man was confused...

Knowing that there is no day off this week, Lao Yu becomes a modern literary gentleman. After one day of farewell, Tuesday comes again. The only answer is, three or four are suffering, but who knows, five or six are busy. I don't have time to play the lyre, I can't write the eight-line script, I haven't drunk the wine, I'm salivating, I'm really angry, and I don't want to work overtime. Hundreds of thoughts, thousands of thoughts, looking through the holidays and broken resentments. Why can't we take maternity leave...

When the morning sun shines, the alarm clock jumps; do exercises and smile; when Wednesday arrives, you are in a good mood; the sun says, go and smile proudly, and don't be late...

So, brother, are you ready to write?

I wish you success, all your wishes come true, beauty as an adult, beauty as a fairy, beauty as a flower, flowers blooming, wealth and honor beyond words. May you return to the right path, follow the same path, be united in one heart and one mind, be virtuous and artistic, pray for sweet fragrance, I wish you all the best!

People are still the same, things are still the same, it's Saturday again; think about it or forget it, it's just a greeting; you can be free or busy, just be happy; today is good, tomorrow will be better, I sincerely wish: Happy Saturday!

The most mellow wine, a drop of sweetness; the most beautiful flower, a beautiful petal; the most true words, a word of warmth. The early autumn breeze brings blessings, happy Sunday!

Songs are sung for close friends, wine is drunk for confidants, love is precious for distance, the heart is longing for the distance, the moon is shy for infatuation, the stars are beautiful for love, and the bridge is waiting for flowing water. I bless my friends and wish you happiness every second. Good Tuesday.

I give you a cuckoo, and I hope you will have no worries on Wednesday; I give you a crape myrtle, and I hope you will be happy on Wednesday; I give you a good mood, and I hope you will have endless joy on Wednesday!

Happy moment: Hahaha~! Hanshan asked Shide: "How should I deal with people who slander me, bully me, humiliate me, laugh at me, underestimate me, despise me, and lie to me?" Shide said: "Be patient with him, let him, avoid him, let him, be patient with him, respect him, ignore him, stay until Thursday, and then tell him: work overtime for three days."

Lao Yu got up early to buy steamed buns, and was surprised to see that the beauty was impressed! There are stunning beauties in the world who are famous for their weekends, and there are also nymphomaniacs who always love to dream. Ever since, I searched for her thousands of times in my dream, and when I suddenly looked back, I saw that she was at the bun shop...

The autumn wind is gradually rising, the golden leaves have not yet fallen, and the August blessings are drifting with you; the autumn air is crisp, the sky is pleasant, and the refreshing mood should not be missed; the spring flowers and autumn moon, look at the autumn colors, reconcile the body and mind and reap joy; Saturday is here, I wish you a happy heart!

Happy moment: Hahaha~! The host asked: Can cats climb trees? Eagle's quick answer: Yes! Moderator: Give an example! The eagle was in tears: That year, when I was asleep, the cat climbed up the tree... And then there were owls...

I finally opened a new book, come and support me

Support Hanshang Qingyun, come on!

It made me laugh at the beginning, I have to follow it

There is no one else on this cover, 666

666 Doesn't even say anything when it opens a new book, at least it can give you daily recommendation votes. Alas, what a pity!

1,000 Starting coins is not a sign of respect. Come on, author 😊

DaDa finally opened a new book, you must support it! ! !

Come on, read Xiaohan's masterpiece!

It's time to speed up the update pace and grab the opportunity to recommend it.

Wow, the cover page is nice and green.