Journey to the West Laugh to Heaven

When Sun Wukong was fighting monsters, he accidentally lost his golden hoop. So Sun Wukong called the Earth God and asked: "Old man Tutu, let me ask you, where is my golden hoop?" Tu Tu replied: "Great Sage, your golden hoop is perfect for your hairstyle." Sun Wukong. . . "I'm off~~~"

Tang Monk took the scripture and carried it to Li Shimin. Tang Seng said: "Brother, I'm back." Li Shimin: "Oh." Tang Seng said: "I got the scripture." Li Shimin said: "Oh, put it there." Tang Seng said: "Brother, I spent more than ten years and worked hard to complete this. It's such a big deal, why aren't you happy?" Li Shimin took off his earphones and said, "I downloaded those scriptures in just one hour using Thunder, why would I have asked you to do it in the first place?"

After Zhu Bajie obtained Buddhist scriptures, he went for plastic surgery and became a very handsome young man. Then he went to drink with the girl at the bar. When he came out, he said to the girl: "Do you know? Do you know how embarrassed I used to be? I used to be Zhu Bajie, did you know?" The girl looked at him with a crying face and said, "Second senior brother, I am Sha Seng!"

Wukong, are you okay? Wake up! Bajie Wujing, don't run away! Come back and save me as a teacher! Ah... Stop fighting, stop fighting! ... The poor monk really went to the West to obtain the true scriptures... He just came to the Yamen here to exchange for customs clearance documents! Right! That one is a customs clearance document, not a report letter... Those are my apprentices! We are really not here to petition collectively... Ah!

Bajie, your senior brother has been driven back to Huaguo Mountain by me, but you are so embarrassed to carry out this important task! You still haven't changed your bad habit of being a leader in heaven before Shuanggui! My master asked you to go into the cave to find out the details of the female goblin, but you came back with a bellyband! You scoundrel! If I had known that I was such a teacher, I should have changed your nickname to Jiujie! ... Show it to my teacher. Is it original?