
I'm Not a Jinx
我不是乌鸦嘴
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 574k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Superpowers
- Updated
- 9y ago
- Source
- Qidian
Synopsis
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A Decade-Long Fan with Eclectic Taste and a Mixed Reading Diet
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Reader comments 33
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Generally, authors who write about pig breeding are frustrated in love in real life. At best, they are single aristocrats. At worst, they are stinky losers who no woman wants. They fantasize about having three wives and four concubines all day long. There is no way to realize it in life, so they have to write it in novels 🤭😎
After reading the introduction, I decisively gave up the book. In the early stage, I became a stud, but in the later stage, there was no heroine. Are you ready to become a scumbag? Instantly I lost the desire to watch
Am I the only one who thinks this protagonist is sick? If others don't like you, then they deserve to be disliked by no one. If others don't want cleaning staff, they won't be able to recruit cleaning staff. It's promised to punish evil and promote good, right? It's for selfish desires, right? He is the protagonist, and everyone owes him.
This book is poisonous. The eldest lady who appeared at the beginning was simply unruly and willful. The male protagonist helped her several times, even if she didn't appreciate it, he kept saying that the male protagonist was a cunt in front of the public. The male protagonist even saw that he fell in love with someone, and he became angry when he saw it. Later, he may read a lot of comments and dislike the harem, so he slowly changed his direction. However, the male protagonist is a spokesman for the way of heaven. A few coquettish gestures and a few kisses by a woman can make other people's punishments very light??!!! This happened more than once. I really don't know what the author was thinking. . . Of course, this is also my personal opinion. The book has been abandoned 😅 Come on, author
He first breeds horses and then abandons his wife and children to become a eunuch. This is a great book, but it is not suitable for us to read.
I could watch it at the beginning, but after a few chapters I couldn't stand it anymore. It's not that it's nonsense, it's that the woman can't walk and has no brains, and her personality is not likeable.
In terms of purpose, author, you succeeded, thank you!
"Harder, ah~~ do it again." The beauty gasped, and her red face became more and more delicate in front of me. Snap! Another heavy blow, and a bone-deep feeling rushed straight into the beauty's heart. "Are you comfortable?" I smiled evilly, feeling proud of my own strength. This beautiful girl simply couldn't bear his heavy blows. Sure enough, the beauty's mouth was trembling, her eyes were rolling, and her delicate little mouth was panting again and again. "It's so comfortable. Use a little more force, hurry up." "Okay." I was sweating like rain, and still launched hard attacks with all my strength. Snap, snap, snap, snap. With the collision of flesh and flesh, I gradually felt exhausted, and I couldn't help but admire in my heart, this little girl is really strong enough. "I'm going to die!!! Ahhhhh!" With a gasp, the beauty fell to the ground paralyzed. "Fuck, no way!" I looked stunned, my sweaty face suddenly became stiff, and cold sweat broke out on my forehead. I looked nervous and quickly reached out my hand. My left hand slowly touched the thick He took off his gloves and said fearfully: "This girl, it was you who asked me to beat you up. Don't accuse me to death!!!" "Cough cough cough." The beauty's rosy face turned bruised and swollen, she coughed twice and let out a long sigh of relief. "It's okay. I blame myself for being addicted to watching "I'm Not a Crow's Mouth". I just need a beating."
Eight hexagrams of the canon (fourth period)
Hello everyone, I am a serious sideline reporter for Bagua, a serious eel. Now that "I'm Not a Crow's Mouth" has been serialized on the street for two months, today we are here to meet some book friends to talk about their views on this book and the author. Some book friends, say hello to other book friends! Book friends A, B, C, and D: Hello, friends! Eel: Okay, let's get started now. Let's talk about our views on this book. Book Friend A: Let me tell you first! There are countless flaws in the early stages of this book, but fortunately the author should have known his mistakes and it will become more and more exciting in the later stages. Although the writing style is limited, the theme of punishing evil and promoting good is worth reading. Since watching "I'm Not a Crow's Mouth", my waist no longer hurts, my legs no longer hurt, and my butt no longer hurts. Even if I jump off a building, I have enough energy. I can jump five floors in one breath without any effort. Book Friend B: Those who read this book, if they are old bookworms or are used to reading pretentious articles, it is best to skip the first forty or fifty chapters. Although there are some similar stories later on, in the later stages, you will slowly find that all the small plots are connected. The author is not only handsome, but also has a good idea. I used to have a bad appetite and always had insomnia. Since watching "I'm Not a Crow's Mouth", my appetite has improved a lot and it tastes delicious. Sleep until you wake up naturally, "I am not a crow's mouth", you are worth watching. Book Friend C: There are too many pretentious and slap-in-the-face articles nowadays. I'm tired of reading them! But now they are almost all these books, and I am almost disappointed with today's online articles! But after I accidentally saw "I am not a crow's mouth", I was immediately shocked! Internet literature needs novels like this, and society needs such positive energy! I hope the author can keep writing forever and pass on the positive energy of abandoning evil and doing good! Book friend Ding: As a bookworm for more than ten years, I can honestly say that this book has quite a few flaws. But what is commendable is that the author has good character and personality, and can correct his mistakes after he realizes them. There are fewer and fewer poison points in the later period, which is worthy of praise! This is a book that witnesses the author's growth and is worth reading. Eel: Thank you for your comments. What do you think of the author's "serious banana"? Book friend A: The author has good character and is super handsome. He also takes good care of his book friends in the group. He is a good author. Full marks! Book Friend B: Just by looking at the name, you can tell that the author is a serious person. There are too few such serious people nowadays. Full marks! Book Friend C: The author works twelve hours a day and can stably write three chapters a day. This is commendable. Full marks! Book friend Ding: Sorry, I met the author Banana yesterday and went shopping with him. At that time, Banana said on the street, "I am a serious Banana," and people on the street gave him a house. Eel: Oh? Have you met a wealthy person? Book friend Ding: No, there were quite a lot of people at that time. After hearing that the author was a "serious banana", everyone gave him a few bricks. Huang Eel: Uh... Okay, this is the end of this issue of the eight hexagrams. It can be seen that book friends have praised this book and the author! Thank you all for watching, see you in the next episode! (Video - Book friends A, B, B and D: Well, I just said nice things without conscience for a long time, can you give me more money? Eel: I haven't finished recording yet! Let's talk later, hurry up! Everyone: Where is the trash can? I can't help but vomit.
Starting point, these are all recommended books. It's creative but not written. The novices praise this book without thinking. I haven't been able to read it since the kidnapping of the eldest lady. The pretentious writing turned out to be brainless and pretentious. There is no writing at all.