The Greatest Bastard in History, Dan Emperor

I don't know why those people still call me a bastard when my elixir is so powerful? Times are changing and technology is innovating. Is it any wonder that if I make an elixir and it tastes wrong? Arsenic-flavored Qingxin Dan? Don't worry, it won't kill anyone. Cow shit-flavored Tianyuan Pill? Uh... Let's not discuss how you know what cow dung tastes like. Let me just say that if you eat my cow dung-flavored Tianyuan Pill, you will have the power of nine cows and two tigers! What? Am I lying? Hehe. You first see if you can shake the number and buy my pills. Finally, one more word, increase the quantity without increasing the price.