I Don't Carry a Knife in the Arena

Kun is so big that it can't be stewed in a pot; it turns into a bird, and its name is Peng. Peng is so big that it requires two barbecue grills, one secretly made and one slightly spicy... Reborn in another world, become a master, regard moves as gods and internal strength as respect, establish a sect and revitalize the martial arts world. Use a set of dog beating stick techniques that have been lost for hundreds of years to blind your dog's eyes; then use the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms that have been lost for 500 years... Haha, stupid guy, you dare to challenge my martial arts myth of Ten Thousand Swords Returning to the Sect!