She is a little flower demon who has lived for nine hundred years.
Grandma said that on the day she was born, she was glowing with five colors, so she called her Caijin.
I originally wanted to eat melon seeds every day to tell fortunes, reveal secrets to the people, and accumulate some good fortune to fly to heaven as soon as possible.
Not asking for a great god, just asking for a little fairy, so that she can be worthy of the mother-in-law she talks about all the time.
I never thought that I would give her a surprise on her 900th birthday!
Grass!
A Taoist priest who was more beautiful than her, a flower demon, had a crush on her?
It doesn't matter, she can't beat him, Ren!
But he still comes to the door, entangled in every corner, and can't get rid of it?
It doesn't matter, she can't run away from him, endure it!
But he was with me every day, sharing the joys and sorrows, risking his life to save each other...
She seems to have fallen in love with him, what should I do?
Her virginity! Her face! Her dignity as a demon!
It doesn't matter!
Uh...
I can't bear it anymore!
Just let her come back reluctantly!
Fragment one:
Lord Jiao: Lord God, please take care of your wife!
Dongchen raised his eyebrows: What did she do again?
Jiaojun cried: She took away all the croakers and pearls from my treasure house, saying she wanted to sell them in the market!
She didn't even spare the scales of my water tribe warrior! Yingying...
Dongchen smiled slightly: I'm sorry, I remembered. Last night, my wife said that she had no money to spend, and I couldn't make much money as an exorcist, so she made a divination for herself.
Jiaojun: Huh?
Dongchen: The divination says that she will have good fortune today, but she just needs to do it herself. Why! There is nothing I can do!
Jiaojun: Pfft...
Fragment two:
Caijin: Stinky Taoist priest!
Dongchen frowned: Speak nicely and call me husband.
Caijin: Stinky Taoist priest!
Dongchen was helpless: Madam, what's the matter?
Cai Jin cried: Auntie gave me a dream, saying that I would not live to be a thousand years old.
Dongchen: She lied to you. You have been alive for millions of years. How could you not survive for a mere thousand years?
Cai Jin was stunned: Huh? What did you say?
Dongchen smiled: Yesterday I gave you a divination, saying that you would live until the end of the world.
Cai Jinyan: Isn't that an old goblin? Wrong! I can't predict my own lifespan, how did you predict it?
Dongchen: I opened the hexagram and asked Siming to tell me.
Caijin:……
The story is purely fictitious. If there is any similarity, please do not take it seriously.