A Lavish Interstellar Wedding and a Reckless Wife

Hain Merton is the most decorated 3S-ranked general in the entire interstellar world: upright, proper, righteous, and full of positive energy! He is hailed as the ultimate fighter among men, the top-of-the-line model among fighter jets!

Legend has it that he has no interest in women and keeps his distance from men.

In the interstellar age, marriages aren't arranged by parents or formed through free love. Instead, the Central Superbrain matches people by their genes.

Hain's highest gene-match is Jiang Ying, the daughter of a family of ancient physicians and the most notorious double good-for-nothing in the entire interstellar world, both physically and mentally: seductive, flashy, vulgar, and utterly trash!

The day before the wedding, Jiang Ying's parents start divorce proceedings. Her father wants nothing to do with her, neither does her mother. Everyone she knows is laughing at her, and netizens across the interstellar world are blasting her for thinking a piece of stinking dog shit could ever pair with a flower.

Jiang Ying breaks down. “If you two get divorced, I'll kill myself, ”

The ending is perfect. Her parents get divorced, and she gets her wish and dies too.

Then, right after that, she's reborn!

The reborn Jiang Ying thinks she can't keep being stupid and dying for other people. She should live for herself!

Sure, being alive still means dealing with a huge mess, but as the saying goes: What's the cure for worry? Getting rich!

To her parents: Divorce all you want! But no one gets to take a cent of what's in my name!

To her upright husband: The betrothal gifts and dowry are mine, and you'll throw in a mech too. We'll divorce after a hundred days of marriage. Deal? Great, I'll marry you!

Once she has money, she perks right up. She's no longer flashy or vulgar, and the good-for-nothing suddenly gets it: Ding! The number-one pharmacist in the interstellar world is now online!

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Jiang Ying through Hain's eyes:

First impression: Crazy! Second: Two-faced! Third: Vicious! Fourth: Cold-hearted!

After the Nth impression, Hain's chronic ailment heals itself without medicine: “I want that two-faced, vicious, cold-hearted little lunatic!”

Jiang Ying wants to flip the table, but doesn't dare.

Timid Jiang: “Hey, handsome, are you blind? Just look at me: seductive, flashy, vulgar, and utterly trash! Didn't we agree to divorce after a hundred days of marriage? You have to keep your word.”

Hain smiles and releases his spirit beast, a lion-tiger. “Baby, I didn't hear what you said. Could you say it again?”

Timid Jiang: “Hey, handsome, I love you!”

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Hain through Jiang Ying's eyes:

Terrifying! Terrifying! Terrifying!

Timid Jiang really wants to curse the whole universe: Who the hell spread the rumor that this man is upright, proper, righteous, and full of positive energy? He plays dirty, sneaky, filthy, and underhanded. Is there anyone in the entire universe who can top him?

Hain: “Baby, are you thinking about me again?”

Timid Jiang: “Hey, handsome, I love you!”

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Things to watch out for:

Both the heroine's and hero's parents are their biological parents, and neither gets a redemption arc.

The hero is an incredibly handsome European type: blond, blue-eyed, 1.9 meters tall, and outstanding in every way.

One-on-one romance, both leads sexually inexperienced, marriage first and love later, with children, scumbags get crushed and face-slapped, and the heroine makes a comeback.

A hilarious, lighthearted story about growing up and chasing your dreams, with happy endings all around and every scumbag dead!

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The lion-tiger and the little ginkgo tree, the ancestor, roar loud enough to shake the heavens: Everyone who “adds this to their bookshelf” is a gorgeous, one-of-a-kind lady of the universe!

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Timid recommends her older novels, Kiss to Kill and Filthy Foe!