When Wives Face Off: My Husband Is Too Cunning

“Stop!” A handsome man blocked her in the street and coolly declared, “You have to be my wife!” Her first reaction: “Are you crazy? Who wants to be your wife!” “You won’t agree?” The handsome man didn’t get angry. Instead, he looked delighted and prompted her, “Say it louder. Tell me you don’t want to be my wife!” “I’m not marrying a lunatic!” she said without hesitation. The handsome man was thrilled to be insulted. “Uncle, did you hear that? She’s the one who doesn’t want to marry me. It’s not my fault!” She smiled calmly and spoke first. “Since you like me, marry me!” He froze for a few seconds, then vanished at the speed of light. She had finally scared him off. Men really were most afraid of women pestering them for a commitment. The moment he heard she wanted to marry him, he ran faster than a rabbit. But before she could even breathe a sigh of relief, the man came back with his household registration booklet, beaming with joy. “I accept your proposal! Let’s go get our marriage certificate!”