The Ultimate Crisis of Potential

A doctor fled to the United States and had nothing to do, so he opened a private clinic and put a sign outside that said, "If the disease is cured, you will pay $300; ​​if the disease is not cured, you will get a refund of $1,000." An American saw the sign and thought it was a good opportunity to make money, so he decided to go to the doctor's clinic. American: "I have lost my sense of taste. I have no taste in my mouth when I eat." Doctor: "Nurse, take the medicine from box No. 22 And put three drops in the patient's mouth." The American took a sip and cursed: "Damn, this is gasoline!" The doctor smiled and said: "Congratulations, your sense of taste is restored, please pay 300." The American had to pay and left unhappy. But the American returned to the clinic a few days later, intent on recouping the lost money. American: "I have lost my memory and can't remember anything." Doctor: "Nurse, take the medicine from box No. 22 And put three drops in the patient's mouth." When the American heard the name of the medicine, he cursed: "Damn, isn't this the gasoline that was used to treat taste last time!?" Doctor: "Congratulations, my memory has recovered. Please pay 300." The American had to pay again and left angrily. Returned to the clinic a few days later. American: "My eyesight is very poor." The doctor took out his wallet, handed over the money, and said ashamedly: "I'm sorry! I don't have any medicine to cure this disease. This is your refund of 1,000..." The American only took one look and immediately complained: "But there are only 500 here!" Doctor: "Congratulations, your eyesight has recovered. Please pay me 300..." The American went to the clinic again, this time he decided to pretend to be crazy, thinking that no matter what the doctor said this time, he would pretend to be crazy and act stupid to the end. Unexpectedly, the doctor was overjoyed when he saw this, and quickly called the American's wife: "Dear, your husband is acting like this, why are we doing this secretly?" After hearing this, the American took the phone and asked his wife. Unexpectedly, the call never got through. Americans realized they had been cheated and paid the price. Suddenly, one day, an American thought of a good idea. He went to the doctor and said: "The Chinese novel I am currently chasing is called "The Rise of Online Game Empires". Although the updates are pretty good, I can't get enough of it. Can book addiction be cured?" As soon as he said this, the doctor immediately handed over 2,000 US dollars and cried: "Brother, I am also chasing "The Rise of Online Game Empires". If it could be cured, I would have treated myself!" The American was stunned and asked: "It turns out that we are of the same kind... But why did you give me 2,000?" When the doctor heard this, he straightened his face and said: "The extra 1,000 US dollars is for you to subscribe and reward. Good books need to be subscribed and supported, understand? What if the author of "The Rise of Online Game Empires" becomes a eunuch because he subscribes too much, wouldn't our book addiction become a terminal disease?" ...

Haha, the writing is so suitable for my taste, I will read it every day!