Cultivating Immortality with Elves

Hey, spirit! You have a clear, well-defined bone structure, the mark of a once-in-a-million cultivation prodigy. Why not come train with me? I guarantee you’ll be able to take down Ho-Oh with a single hit!!!

Actually, that’s not the point. The important thing is that once you survive the tribulation on the path to immortality, you can take human form…

Milotic, Gardevoir…

Come cultivate with me!!!!!!

(Note: The plot is original. Characters from the manga and anime appear, but they won’t be doing the same things.)