Air Ban

1 What would you do if your love rival fell into the water? ——,, Pee... 2. Do men who smoke have a smell, or men who drink have a smell? ——Things that don't take a shower smell... 3. Your ex is getting married. Are you willing to attend his wedding? ——I just want to attend Ya's funeral! 4. Someone rubs you the wrong way and tells you: Don't worry, there is a secret to automaticity. What should you do? ——When you hit him with kidney deficiency, you said to him, "Don't worry, there are Liuwei Dihuang Pills, which can cure kidney deficiency and don't contain sugar." 5. Seriously, have you ever had plastic surgery? ——My belly is swollen... 6. I have freckles, high myopia, a pie face, elephant legs, and a thick waist. If I asked you to choose one to be your wife, what would you choose? ——I will choose a man... 7. Liu Xiang: China's speed! Yao Ming, the height of China! You! Chinese? ——Weight... 8. What will you read when reading: the fantasy novel "Yonghen Shenwu" and the fairy novel "Tai Sheng", because they are too pornographic.