How to Get By in Ancient Times with an Emperor in Tow

With handsome men on one side, delicious food on the other, and an uncle in the background who could do just about anything, Feng Gui always thought her perfect life was complete from the start and would stay wonderful forever. But was the uncle who taught her to be a quiet, virtuous young lady already raising her to be his ideal partner? At last, she transmigrated for no apparent reason and thought she’d escaped, only to find herself facing another impossible love. She tried everything, from flirtation and seduction to throwing herself at him, but his gaze remained as deep as an abyss, and his heart was set on Buddha. They say that when love fails, your career is bound to take off. So Feng Gui packed her bags, settled into a bandit stronghold, and began her life of robbery. A minion came running to report: “Reporting! Second Boss, Third Boss, the sheep are in the pen.” Dressed in scarlet, Feng Gui asked, “Are there any handsome men?” Second Boss: “...” Third Boss: “...” Minion: “There is!” “Who?” “The most handsome man in Jing!” “What are you waiting for? Let’s rob him!” ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; “Reporting!...” “Are there any handsome men?” The entire bandit camp facepalmed. “The most handsome man in Chu!” “What are you waiting for? Let’s rob him!” ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; “Reporting... The third most handsome man in Wei is passing by.” “What about the most handsome man?” The minion hesitated. “We’d have to go rob Wei for him!” The First Boss gave the order: “Move the camp to Wei!” I’m hopeless at writing blurbs. If you want to see Xiao Feng tease handsome men, click the follow and favorite buttons!