Daddy, Step Aside! Mommy's Climbing the Wall

Mu Yunge was a top secret agent in the twenty-first century. One experiment led to a soul swap, and her spirit fell into another world. What? Someone drugged her with an aphrodisiac! Damn! Has there been some kind of mistake? To save herself, she had no choice but to take the man whose face she hadn't even seen clearly, then flee while pregnant! Her scummy father didn't care for her, and her own mother didn't love her! They said she had disgraced the family and sent her to some remote little town where not even the birds would crap! No problem! She didn't earn the title of genius for nothing! With a wave of her hand, she transformed the rundown manor, and gold and silver came rolling in! Her life was thriving, too. What? A letter from home is summoning her back to the capital? Damn! You think I'll come back just because you said so? Still, they say the capital is paved with gold and silver, so it can't hurt to go back and make a little money! What? They called her back to take her younger sister's place in an arranged marriage? What kind of joke is that? Do they think she's a soft bun they can squeeze however they like? They'd better not forget that fresh-from-the-steamer buns are hot to the touch! But getting married isn't a problem, either! The betrothal gifts are generous enough, so why not? It's not like it matters who she marries! What? Her future husband is on death's door, with one foot in the grave? They want her to marry him just to bring him good luck? Damn! That's actually pretty great! As soon as that man kicks the bucket, all his riches will fall right into her hands! What a bargain! I'll marry him! A little scene: “Daddy, what does it mean to have an affair?” a little treasure asked innocently. “...Why are you asking about that?” A man lay on the chaise longue, looking in confusion at his son standing beside him. “Mom said she's going to have an affair, but I don't know what that means, so I thought you would know for sure.” “What!?” “Mom said you're all looks and no use! So she's going to have an affair and find someone handsome and rich!” The man leaped off the chaise longue, his face darkening, and vanished from the room in an instant! Watching the man storm off, the little treasure said smugly, “I knew Daddy wasn't sick. Look, he's full of life! How does he look like he's on death's door?”