Unparalleled Sealer

Teacher: 520 and 521 both mean I love you, so what is the difference between them? Xiao Ming looked at the teacher with an idiot's eyes: A man's confession to a woman is 520, and a woman's confession to a man is 521! Teacher: ""You know so much, get out!

I have been secretly in love with the goddess for a long time. I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out today. Unexpectedly, the goddess readily agreed. Haha, I am excited just thinking about it. Let me wait for her in my dream. Will it be a good start?

In the restaurant, customer: What kind of dish is "Murder of Husband"? Waiter: Cucumber with knife. Customer: Where is "Lao Wang next door"? Waiter: Braised eggplant. Customer: What about the "ex-boyfriend"? Waiter: Enoki mushrooms. . .

Lu Xun once wrote, "There are two trees in my yard. One is a jujube tree and the other is also a jujube tree." I never understood it. Today I saw someone say, "I have two girlfriends, one is a hand, and the other is also a hand!" The doubts that had been there for many years were instantly resolved.

The reporter asked Wukong: "What is the most uncomfortable thing on the way to seek scriptures?" Wukong said quietly: "There is meat in the mouth but can't eat it." Reporter: "Oh, really, what kind of meat?" Wukong: "Pork and Tang Monk meat..."

When she was in middle school, she didn't dare write a love letter to express her love because of her ugly handwriting. Many years later, at a class reunion, she was married. She told me that actually she didn't care about my ugly words at all, only that I was ugly in person.

Customer: "Can I use Applepay?" Clerk: "Don't speak English, I don't understand!" Customer: "... Can I pay with Apple?" Clerk: "Why are you so awesome? Why don't you pay with Kiwi?!"

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Marriage is forced: "I used to think that the worst thing in the world was to die alone. But it's not. The worst thing is to die with people who make you feel lonely."

"Friend, do you want to take a look at the anti-theft door? Make sure the anti-theft technology reaches the internationally advanced level!" "No need, I just came out of the leading international anti-theft technology department!" "Oh? Can you tell me more specifically?" "The Municipal People's No. 1 Detention Center!"

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A waiter cried and asked me: Why are the beautiful girls around me so cold? Is it because they don't bother to look at me or are they pretending to be aloof? I patted his shoulder: Hey, brother, ugly girls don't even bother to look at you, it's just that you didn't pay attention...

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A Chongqing girl asked why northerners are so tall...? I answered decisively: There is more than one meter of snow in the north. If you grow shorter, you will be covered by the snow... She actually believed it! ! !

Woman: Do you love me? Man: I love you so much, I can do anything for you! Woman: I heard that there is a kind of true love called "I can't get hard when you see other people after you sleep with me. Can you do that?" Male. . .

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