The Rouge Prince

In Chang'an, everyone knows that Hua Jianli, the son of the carefree prince, is an idle, useless wastrel who loves money and handsome men. He's nicknamed “Young Master Good-for-Nothing.”

Dressed in red, with long hair falling to her waist, skin white as jade, a dark green piece of warm jade tied around her forehead, and eyes like a clear spring shimmering in the sunlight... Every move she makes leaves people spellbound!

But who knows that she dresses as a man only because she has no choice, for her mother's sake? Even so, she still manages to turn the world upside down. Arriving from several centuries in the future, she can summon clouds and rain in the martial world with a flip of her hand! Who could possibly stand against her?

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Main Characters:

Name: Hua Jianli

Former name: Xiao Wu

Nickname from Mosha: Xiao Lili

Gender: Female

Appearance: Every woman who sees her wants to marry her

Personality: Shameless, cruel, and thick-skinned

Hobbies: Gold, silver, poison, aphrodisiacs

Special skills: Lying, killing with a golden knife

Identity: The famous rouge-loving young prince of the whole dynasty

Name: Mosha

Jianli calls him: Big Sister-Brother

Gender: Male

Appearance: Every man who sees him wants to marry him

Personality: Innocent, effeminate, and hard to kill

Hobbies: Fulfilling all of Xiao Lili's reasonable and unreasonable demands

Special skills: Acting cute, killing with silver needles

Identity: The alluring, androgynous master of the Poison Fiend Sect

(Scene One)

The emperor cleared his throat and said solemnly, “All right, let's continue. I'll start with a simple couplet and see which young master can complete it neatly. Listen carefully. My first line is, ‘If my friends in Luoyang should ask...’ Who can give me the next line?”

Jianli immediately raised her hand. “Me, me!”

The emperor nodded. “Then you can give it a try.”

Jianli said happily, “Just tell them I'm at Yueyang Tower!”

The emperor smiled even more broadly. “That works well enough. Then here's another: ‘White egrets fly before Xisai Mountain.’”

“Black turtles crawl by the river in East Village!”

Everyone in the pavilion doubled over with laughter. Hua Jingfeng was so angry he wanted to slap Jianli dead on the spot.

“Haha, that does match. Here's another: ‘Beyond the bamboo, a few peach blossoms bloom.’”

“A pig comes along and gobbles them up.”

“An ant tries to shake a great tree.”

“It doesn't move at all...”

Even the emperor couldn't hold back. Clutching his chest, he burst out laughing. “The prince's son truly is quick-witted. You have certainly opened my eyes!”

(Scene Two)

Jianli snapped furiously, “What are you staring at? Never seen someone looking for her son? Go find somewhere cool and stay there!” The crowd scattered.

A passerby worked up the nerve to approach. “May I ask what your son looks like? I could help you find him.”

“He looks like a woman,” Jianli answered briskly.

“Oh? I see. How tall is he?” The passerby was a little stunned.

“About a head taller than me.” She had once estimated it by eye.

The passerby looked as if lightning had struck him in the head. “May I ask how old your son is?”

“Hmm... probably three or four years older than me.” Jianli lowered her head and thought hard before settling on her answer.

“Oh! I just remembered that my wife is about to give birth, so I can't help you look anymore. Goodbye!” He said that and ran off like the wind.

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