Crazy Author

I have a pen, what can't I write? Because of the irresponsibility of a certain bastard author, I have the ability to write about life ever since. My territory is the largest, and I have the final say in my life. Want money? Just write and pick it up. Want to hit someone? If you write about it, you will be in trouble. Write life, write miracles, I am the crazy author, I speak for myself.