Novels like You Said You’d Kill Me, So Why Are You Crying?
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- 1 The Holy Maiden Helps Me Simulate Immortal Cultivation 圣女帮我模拟修仙 Bai Yi transmigrates to a world of immortal cultivation and awakens a cultivation simulator. As long as he survives long enough inside the simulator, he can earn a wealth of rewards. [You are born into a poor family... You die of hunger!] [You are born into a merchant family... You are killed by bandits, who hold you for ransom!] After dozens of failed attempts to simulate a life of cultivation, Bai Yi begins to suspect he just isn't cut out for it. So... [The Holy Maiden of the Spirit Sword Sec 0Votes22.9kRecs163.8kFans
- 2 We All Have Absurd Fates, Yet You’re an Emperor for the Ages 都是抽象天命，你千古一帝 Liu Ke transmigrates into an alternate world where the Han Dynasty is on the brink of collapse and the imperial house is about to flee into exile. Fortunately, he awakens a System. As long as he earns imperial prestige, he can draw a ruler's destiny. Liu Ke figures he's got this in the bag! But the skills he draws leave him on the verge of a breakdown. Wala Student Abroad [Fluent in foreign languages, able to fit in quickly among other peoples] God of the Gaoling River [Drifts a donkey cart; eve 0Votes338.9kRecs516.3kFans
- 3 EN Starting Over from Hogwarts 从霍格沃茨开始重新做人 That year. The wizarding world was still very peaceful. A new student named Vincent Wright entered Hogwarts. From then on, the Dark Lords of this world began competing in an unprecedented rat race. 0Votes74.1kRecs200.8kFans
- 4 EN Please Don't Disturb My Cultivation 请不要打扰我修仙 To reincarnate and cultivate immortality, Lin Wen is forced to work in the mortal world. But before he knows it, he becomes the only light in this vast sea of humanity. This is the story of a man who seeks immortality and sweeps across the mortal realm, conquering every direction. - 3Votes114.7kRecs283.7kFans
- 5 My Autobiography Can't Possibly Be a Tragedy 我写的自传不可能是悲剧 After reading his own autobiography for the first time, Meng Lang let out a long sigh. “My life shouldn’t have turned out like this...” After reading it for the Nth time: “My life is only this?” After reading it for the 100*Nth time: “This world... should be like this!” [A literary young man’s lighthearted daily life as he saves the world] My completed, 2.2-million-word novel Super Mothership is also available. Give it a read! 3Votes453.8kRecs729.8kFans
- 6 Transmigrated into a Game Store 穿越到游戏商店 A dead college student suddenly discovers that he can step through a door and enter a game shop. Great! Black Jade Bone-Setting Paste? I'll take it! What? You only take silver? Fine, I'll go get some silver. Whoa! Is this the Heavenly Fragrance Life-Renewing Dew? Huh? You want Tang Dynasty copper coins? Fine, I'll head to Panjiayuan! Th-this, this… I want that starship!! What? Star credits? Uh, buddy, could you first tell me where I can get some? 3Votes464.3kRecs222.4kFans
- 7 EN Calamity of Ten Thousand Races 万族之劫 I am the calamity of the myriad races across the heavens! The first five volumes of "Global Gaowu" and "Calamity of the Myriad Races" have been published in print. They’re available on Tmall, Dangdang, and JD.com. If you’re interested, go check them out. Thanks for your support! 155Votes14.6MRecs7.6MFans
- 8 EN This Game Is Too Realistic 这游戏也太真实了 This game is way too realistic! Hauling bricks, running errands, picking up trash, delivering packages... At most, a company can make you experience the hardships of working 996. Here, you can experience 007 on super speed. All right, enough talk. The great Administrator has called me to haul bricks. The Administrator says that as long as we work hard and offer up our livers, next month he can get himself another brand-new set of power armor. Then he’ll take us to explore a whole new map, where 467Votes4.9MRecs9.4MFans
