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- 1 Genshin Impact: The Harbingers Worry Every Day 原神：执行官每天都在操心 [Bo Pan] Fanfiction 2999 begins with Zandik and Feiopan meeting. Other characters will appear too. (This synopsis is just the author going off the rails. It doesn’t represent the actual story, so please go read the main text.) Zandik fell in love with Feiopan at first sight. For the rest of his life, he devoted himself to making Feiopan his wife. Luckily, he got his wish. 1.4kReads6.7Score12114d adds
- 2 BoPan: Thus Spoke Pantalone 博潘：潘塔罗涅如是说 1.4kReads—Score24614d adds
- 3 Genshin Impact: The Beloved Friend I Raised with My Own Hands 原神：亲手养大的挚友 [Doctor x Rich Man] Apologies for any OOC Zandik opens his eyes and finds himself back at the time he first joined the Fatui. Seeing the familiar laboratory before him, he suddenly thinks of his close friend Feiopan. Remembering how battered he was when they first met, Zandik can’t sit still for another moment. One gives money, the other gives his life. One is a mad scientist, the other a cold-blooded capitalist. They are each other’s medicine, and the only ones each of them truly cares for. 2.1kReads8.4Score36614d adds
- 4 Genshin Impact: I'm the Doctor, Got It? 【原神】我，博士，懂？ Transported to Teyvat, currently in a state between life and death, penniless, with countless enemies, and feeling pretty good about myself :D [Dottore x Zandik, two equally powerful leads] * The protagonist lives for fun, and their values are as unpredictable as Schrodinger's cat. * Everyone besides the protagonist is written with a platonic relationship focus. * No research into canon, and I haven't even finished the story. Some details differ from the original. * Updates when inspiration stri 278Reads—Score10114d adds
- 5 Genshin Impact: A Captivating Villain 原神：迷人的反派角色 A story about Zandik, Dottore, and the Doctor, who have principles and boundaries and are a little kinder than usual. (I’m not great at writing synopses, and I’ve never written a novel before. This is just a practice work to bring my daydreams to life. Feel free to give it a read if you like, but please go easy on me if you don’t.) (There are lots of personal interpretations. Anything that doesn’t match the plot counts as my own interpretation. I’m putting on a dogeza in advance to beg for mercy 65Reads—Score—14d adds
- 6 Genshin Impact: Essays About the Doctor 原神：有关博士的随笔 A record of my ideas about Doctor being on the right. From now on, I’ll post my CP and gen fic here, and anything I can’t post will go in the group. Also, are there any groups for Doctor fans who ship him with men that I could join? Most authors who write Doctor on the right are into that. I’m so hungry I’ve started making my own content, but somehow it always tastes a little weird when I’m the one who made it. 162Reads—Score—14d adds
- 7 Genshin Impact: The Fatui’s Pantalone and Dottore, Written by Yue Zhi Qi 原神愚人众富人和博士(潘塔罗涅x多托雷)月之七写的 Genshin Impact fanfiction about the Fatui Harbingers Pantalone and Dottore (Pantalone x Dottore), written by Yue Zhi Qi 61Reads—Score—14d adds
- 8 Genshin Impact: Pantalone and Dottore, Written by Yue Zhi Qi 原神潘塔罗涅和多托雷(月之七写的) Genshin Impact fanfiction about Pantalone and Dottore, written by Yue Zhi Qi 65Reads—Score—14d adds
- 9 Genshin Impact: The Research Institute's Slice Records Handbook 原神：研究所的切片记录手册 The heroine’s traits: “devoted Dottore fanatic” + “rational lunatic” + “academic-level scoundrel” + “seasoned carnivore.” In short, she’s delightfully unhinged and deeply in love. The male lead is a segment of Dottore, specifically the one from the official manga! One male lead only. She does not pursue the original Dottore, so read carefully! The male lead’s defining trait is that he’s a rabid dog, nothing else. As always, I’ll try to keep everyone in character. “Come on... Let the original hea 106Reads—Score—14d adds
- 10 Doctor: My Years of Recruiting Characters in MiHoYo Games 博士：在米家游戏捞人的那些年 (I’ve played Genshin Impact, but I think I’ve only done one world quest, “Through the Mists.”) (I might get some of the lore wrong. I barely pay attention to the story and just keep clicking.) (I quit during the story about the dragon and the hero.) (This book may be a bit all over the place.) 230Reads—Score—14d adds
- 11 What Should I Do When the Child I Raised Turns into a Harbinger? 醒来后养大的崽变成执行官怎么办 A Genshin Impact fanfic. It features male/male romance (since it may not be one-on-one, I’ve tagged it this way), out-of-character characterization, an original protagonist, and first-person narration. The main pairing is Dottore, with Orlando as the top (the “I” in the story). The number of love interests is undecided. It depends on who I feel like obsessing over while writing, though Dottore may be the only one. A taciturn, ruthless protagonist who cares about his subordinates, in his own twis 290Reads—Score1214d adds
- 12 Genshin Impact: Prayer 原神：祈祷 What kind of happy ending could an ill-fated person possibly have? He hated. He resented. He hated his former friends and resented his family. Even in a distant land, he was still under someone else's control... No... He didn't want to worship the Seven Gods. He had his own “divine lord.” After being abandoned... he still chose to shut himself away... But this time, the so-called divine lord actually came to him... 191Reads—Score2414d adds
- 13 Genshin Impact: Pantalone and Dottore, Written by Yue Zhi Qi 2 原神潘塔罗涅和多托雷(月之七写的)2 Genshin Impact: Pantalone and Dottore (written by Yue Zhi Qi) 2 52Reads—Score—14d adds
- 14 He’s a Beast, But I Just Can’t Help Loving Him 他畜生，但实在喜欢 “Then, Miss Arlecchino, give me one reason to abandon my beloved and help you fight him instead.” The man’s crimson lips uttered words as sharp as they were at odds with his gentle demeanor. An original protagonist falls in love with the Doctor (Dottore)! An original protagonist falls in love with the Doctor! An original protagonist falls in love with the Doctor! Three times for emphasis!!! Don’t eat the wrong thing! To everyone who knew them, Loier was a bundle of contradictions. Though gen 996Reads—Score10014d adds
- 15 Genshin Impact: The Doctor's Creations 原神：博士的造物 [No CP for the Cast, Ambiguous or Friendship-Oriented] + [Making Up for Some Regrets] + [Follows the Main Plot] + [High Combat Strength] (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡ The story begins with Zandik (original body) at the age of seventy, researching three major concepts: “uncontrollable variables,” “himself during the time he still had empathy,” and “becoming a god.” The result was a creation that was neither fully human nor fully divine. In keeping with the concept of uncontrollable variables, he put in whatever mate 14.9kReads8.4Score2k14d adds
- 16 Genshin Impact: The Only Way to Tame the Doctor 原神：驯服博士的唯一方法 [Genshin Impact Fanfiction / Single Male Lead: Dottore] [Female Lead with a Growth Arc / Slow Burn / Mutual Manipulation / Keeping Everyone as In-Character as Possible] She was a blank slate, without a name or memories. Drifting to Inazuma, she felt nothing but an empty sense that everything in the world was meaningless. After a theft, she was caught by the young master of the Chiseki family, and from then on came to the attention of a man who called himself “Escher.” The Fatui’s Second Harbinge 533Reads8.2Score—14d adds
- 17 Genshin Impact: Who Are You Calling Bopu’s Daughter? 原神：你说谁是博潘女儿？ (I'm terrible at writing blurbs, please head over to the main story TΣ(|||▽||| )T) (I really don't like putting the best, most satisfying parts up front. Won't they be more exciting when you come across them in the story?) Very few people know that the Second and Ninth of the Fatui Harbingers have a child. Zoya walks into Mondstadt with a face strikingly similar to the Doctor's. The Fatui stationed there are all terrified, as if that man himself had appeared. But Zoya is only looking at her card 6.8kReads8.9Score70614d adds
- 18 Genshin Impact: The Cat Raised by the Evil Twin Stars 原神：恶人双子星家养的猫 [Lots of Angst] + [A Story About Murder and Robbery Can't Start Out Sweet and Fluffy] + [Keeping Everyone as In Character as Possible] + [HE] A catlike female lead, paired with Pantalone, and Dottore (35-year-old segment). What a delicious life, surrounded by two men (?), huh? Little Malan is the kind of person whose*sense of deservingness is rock-bottom, who's been deprived for so long that her self-esteem has regressed into animal-like behavior rather than being turned into an animal* Does nob 3.9kReads8.4Score26414d adds
- 19 Genshin Impact: Help, I’m Surrounded by Dottore! 原神：救命，被多托雷包围了！ [Two male leads / 1v1 / Dottore (Zandik) x Original Male Lead] [Just rated, updates ongoing] Chen Mu thought he had transmigrated to another world, not realizing it was Teyvat, the continent plagued by nuclear peace and uranium hazards. After all, he arrived several years before Genshin Impact was released... Chen Mu’s first thought after transmigrating: So high schoolers really do save the world? His second thought: Damn, I still have to study. His third thought: A world where you need to file 3.3kReads7.3Score39914d adds
- 20 Genshin Impact: Dottore Seems Unable to Get Pregnant 原神：多托雷他好像怀不上 Non-human × gender-bender (mutual pursuit, only 68 chapters) × pure romance × single male lead, a PhD × the PhD is headcanonically broke and down on his luck The heroine is a Slime who gained a human form and has a few screws loose (not very bright). Nalaya, playing the domineering rich heiress × Zandik, who finds himself cast as an old-fashioned, resilient little white flower. Their romance runs entirely on the heroine’s pea brain and the hero’s overactive imagination. Early relationship: rich 1.5kReads8.8Score17114d adds
- 21 Screenwriter: The Most Demanding Father to Il Dottore 编剧：多托雷最严厉的父亲 [Genshin Impact / Two Male Leads / Feel-Good Story / Soderlesson × Dottore / All Pairings] “The pursuit of truth is always a lonely road.” Soderlesson, the Doctor’s most “loyal” fan, accidentally becomes Zandik’s senior. He thinks, This must be a blessing from heaven. I’ll do my best to “support” this dream. But... why are you all crowding behind me? I’m actually a villain! 133Reads6.5Score10714d adds
- 22 Genshin Impact: The Regrator’s Little Gold Eater 原神：富人大人的吞金兽 Main characters: Pantalone, Wuyue, Zhixue. [Heiress] [Yandere] [Chasing His Wife] [Fake Siblings] Note: This story contains many original details and isn't about a powerful female lead. The heroine is thoroughly spoiled, so she's a bit of a pampered handful. If that bothers you, please don't read! I'm afraid of getting flamed. The comments section of this book does not allow shipping the Harbingers Pantalone and Dottore. I'll definitely call it out if I see it. She had always known that as the N 1.1kReads6.4Score11314d adds
- 23 Genshin Impact: I Came for the Doctor 原神：我为博士而来 Jing Xing was an ordinary Genshin Impact player who fell for the villain Dottore. After an accident sent him to the world of Genshin Impact, he discovered a secret about himself. “I wanted to save you, but I never expected to sink into the mire myself.” 143Reads—Score—14d adds
- 24 Genshin Impact: When Faced with a Tough Question, Just Act Cute 原神：遇到难回答的问题就卖萌 [Genshin Impact fanfiction, popular protagonist, mainly BL with a bottom protagonist, no secondary couples, Fatui Harbingers, occasional canon plot, Traveler Aether] Please don't bring up Xiu Lei Zi. !! The two-male-lead and pure-love tags were chosen by the System itself. When I signed, I only selected fanfiction and anime!! OOC warning!!! I have my own interpretations of the characters, so I can't perfectly portray the way everyone sees them in their hearts. orz Please read the notes below ^ω^ 4.9kReads8.4Score59114d adds
- 25 Dottore's Mihua Laboratory 多托雷的米花实验室 (Characters from Detective Conan do not appear according to the original plot. Their appearance order is the author’s own invention. Enter at your own risk! Pay close attention to the plot setup in Part One!) The System collapses, leaving Dottore abandoned on the streets of Tokyo. Gin, an efficient assassin. APTX 4869, capable of turning back the clock At last, this dull world has something worth dissecting. At a carefully staged “interview,” he elegantly opens up a corpse before Gin, offering i 754Reads7.0Score11014d adds
- 26 Genshin Impact: Becoming Dottore in a Main Story Cutscene 原神：成为博士在主线过场 Who am I? I am the Doctor! I am Zandik! I am Dottore! I am the second Harbinger appointed by Her Majesty the Tsaritsa! Many people hate the Doctor, including... [Dottore] himself. 579Reads6.6Score10514d adds
- 27 Shh, There's a Ghost Behind the Doctor 嘘，博士身后有鬼 Content warnings: Two male leads, bottom protagonist, Dottore pairing, slice-of-life pacing, maximum original lore, two villains, not historically researched. Eldora discovered that in corners where no one was watching, Zandik would let his arrogant, cold side show. Those icy scarlet eyes held more fascination for him than the most precious gemstones. Dangerous. Stay away from that man. Eldora’s reason screamed warnings at him, yet his trembling fingertips and the glances they accidentally ex 46Reads7.5Score—14d adds
- 28 Genshin Impact: A Fanfic About the Regrator and the Doctor 原神富人和博士Cp同人文 BoPan!! A Genshin Impact fanfiction pairing Pantalone and Dottore. [A sweet little story, with almost no angst. It mainly follows the Fatui on field assignments and covers internal affairs. With Snezhnaya coming out soon, right? This also includes the Winter's Night Lazzo plan and the burning of the tree from the main storyline. But unlike the original, he won't die. It's mostly sweet, and other members of the Fatui may appear too.] 468Reads—Score10214d adds
- 29 Genshin Impact: Dottore's Affection Explodes After My Death 原神：我死后，多托雷好感度爆了 [Mainly Male-Male Romance + Conquest System + Everyone's Favorite + Fatui Daily Life in Snezhnaya + The Money-Making, Murderous Crew] The official story may be changed. The author hasn't played Genshin Impact in ages, so please understand. Surely you don't want to be just a tavern NPC, endlessly repeating the same routine and going nowhere! Go ahead and win over Snezhnaya's important figures. Become an irreplaceable, pivotal presence in their hearts, and increase your weight in this world. 5.1kReads8.4Score51214d adds
- 30 Genshin Impact: Saving Each Other with the Doctor 原神：与博士的相互救赎 What’s it like to transmigrate to another world and meet your favorite character? Before transmigrating: Zhong Zhuanyu excitedly ranted at her phone screen: “Doctor, I want to be your test subject! Doctor, please step on me!” After transmigrating: Zhong Zhuanyu clung to the “Doctor’s” leg. “Doctor, could you please spare me? I’m just a useless nobody. I’m not worth wasting all those materials on.” The “Doctor”: “No, no, you’re still useful. Don’t sell yourself short.” Zhong Zhuanyu was on the ve 174Reads6.0Score—14d adds
- 31 Genshin Impact: Reborn as a Doctor's Segment, Sharing a Body with the Original 原神：穿成博士切片，和原主共生 [Plot-focused, no harem, with a few minor alternate interpretations] When the Descender’s transgression shatters the false starry sky, the gears of fate quietly shift. The flower of ice, which should have withered, blooms in secret. An experimental subject who has never seen the light yearns for freedom. Death and parting color his ‘first birth.’ Kroth, who broke free from the darkness, shelters the soul of someone from another world. “Allow me to introduce myself: Qin Nan, a traveler from anoth 2.6kReads6.8Score13814d adds
- 32 The Socially Anxious PhD Is Still Loved Today 社恐博士今天也在被爱 A lot of this is the author’s own headcanon, so you can treat it as one possible alternate-universe scenario. The author is a fan of Alhaitham, so this is a group-pampering story. The protagonist was only seven when he died in his previous life. If I manage to write further, I might add an extra chapter to explain things properly. The early part of the story is more slice-of-life. My headcanon is that Alhaitham and the Doctor are contemporaries, since the game made me feel that without Grandmoth 1.6kReads8.9Score14314d adds
- 33 Genshin Impact: After Awakening, Dottore Chases Me Across the World 原神：觉醒后，被多托雷满世界追 (Genshin Impact + male-male romance + multiple pairings in the story) A Dai thought he'd transmigrated to Teyvat by accident, never realizing that Dottore had been waiting for him for a hundred years. What? This is Dottore's lab? So he's going to conduct cruel human experiments? No, no, no! A Dai activates the Forbidden Knowledge System and must repair the Irminsul as a recorder. As he records the stories of several characters, he discovers after the third one that this story is full of heartbre 401Reads—Score—14d adds
- 34 After the Young Geo Archon Was Picked Up by the Fatui Harbingers 岩神幼崽被九席捡走后 [One male lead, yes, just one. The protagonist is the author’s OC, so don’t imagine yourself in their place 🚫 Please respect the OC’s creator.] A Genshin Impact fanfic. The protagonist is Morax’s child, but was raised by Pantalone. I’ll try to keep the characters in character. All characters who can be obtained in-game will appear, along with some special NPCs. No CP. The protagonist is doted on by everyone. They’re the author’s OC, and only the protagonist and a few original characters have 78Reads6.4Score—14d adds
- 35 Genshin Impact: The Lady Says She Doesn't Like the Second Seat 原神：小姐说她不喜欢第二席 Original title: Genshin Impact: The Lady Says She Doesn’t Like the Second Seat Dottore is conducting an experiment called “domestication.” In his eyes, she is a delicate, dependent flower, a sheltered canary, a romantic and pure red rose. What does he love about her? Her exquisite looks? Her untamed personality? Ah, and one more thing, the most important thing of all. The golden-haired girl met his blood-red gaze and smiled: “You love that I don’t love you.” Female lead: Zhengyu Rothsch 2.4kReads8.7Score11114d adds
- 36 Genshin Impact: A Fontaine Exchange Student Saves the World Online 原神：枫丹留学生在线救世 The gods stand high above, yet they are constrained at every turn and powerless to do anything about these matters. Only humanity can save Teyvat. I’m not a suitable savior. Many people will resent me. I never wanted to be a savior in the first place. I wanted to be the one who writes the script. I can’t be the savior, but I can write the story of one. What do you think of a tale about a blond traveler from another world who searches for his sister and saves the world along the way? But there’s 392Reads8.4Score10314d adds
- 37 Genshin Impact: Dottore's Taming Manual 原神：多托雷的驯养手册 [Melancholy, offbeat heroine + Bad-dog boyfriend doctor raised from childhood + Slice of life + How a little psycho grows into a major villain + Mutual descent into madness + Guaranteed sweet romance + Some original settings] Hailey Vee’s life motto is: if she can lie down, she won’t sit up; if she can eat, she won’t think. Going to class is worse than hanging herself (just a thought), and socializing is worse than sleeping. There are only two things that can bring her back from the dead on her 1.1kReads8.7Score13614d adds
- 38 Genshin Impact: The Second Seat’s Childhood Friend and Girlfriend 原神：第二席的青梅女友 A genius young healer from the Amurta vs. a mad scientist [Coercive Love]+ [Bad Ending]+ [The Male Lead’s Regret and Pursuit] Bing Xia has always looked up to Zandik, who grew up with her. In her eyes, he is gifted, an outstanding scholar of the Rtawahist. Back in their hometown in Sumeru, she is his devoted follower. But when the perfect image she has of him shatters, she discovers the demonic presence lurking beneath. She resolutely chooses to leave. When the people of their hometown raise kni 968Reads8.5Score10114d adds
- 39 Genshin Impact: The Teyvat-Wide Wanted List 原神：环提瓦特通缉令 This book was completed on August 22, 2025, before the Song of the Empty Moon version, so some new text that appeared in later versions differs. [Two male leads / Dottore pairing] Good news: Chen Mu has transmigrated to Teyvat. Bad news: Things are terrible from the start. Seriously, why does everyone else transmigrate with a System and a golden finger, while he becomes the head of an evil organization, the kind wanted by all of Teyvat? Fortunately, Chen Mu is a college student with a very flexi 1.7kReads8.8Score18814d adds
- 40 Genshin Impact: A Mechanic’s Redemption Journal 原神：机械师的救赎手记 A mechanic who wandered through countless worlds, bearing a lifetime of sin, stepped through a gate of time and space that promised a new beginning. When she awoke, she had become an orphan in Khaenri'ah. She wants to erase her past for good in this land, become a good person, and fight for all living beings. The heroine is very powerful, but not invincible. 161Reads6.6Score—14d adds
- 41 Genshin Impact: The Doctor's White Moonlight Has Returned 原神：博士的白月光又回来了 (Nearly invincible) (Mutual pining) (Guaranteed sweet romance) The Empress of Zhizhi was holding a meeting with her subordinates when a huge hole suddenly opened in the palace ceiling. Someone fell through and crashed hard onto the floor. “Ow, that really hurts. Feels like my bones are about to crack.” The boy rubbed his arm and looked around. Twelve people were staring at him. Then he noticed the enormous hole above his head. Huh? Where am I? Why are they all staring at me? Oh no, I think I’ve 1.9kReads8.3Score13214d adds
- 42 I, Dottore, Just Joined the Fatui 我，多托雷，刚进愚人众 I'm just an ordinary person who plays Genshin Impact. How did I end up getting sent here? Of all people, why did I have to become Old Tor? At least I arrived just as I was joining the Fatui, so there's still hope. But is Snezhnaya a little too poor right now? 10.6kReads8.6Score89314d adds
- 43 Genshin Impact: After My White Moonlight Was Hurt, I Shut My Heart to Love! 原神：白月光被伤后封心锁爱了！ | No CP | Original male protagonist | A god who loves all mortals | Exes regret it too late | (Later becomes satisfying; a cold, ruthless god) After an accident, Chang Sui, the God of Marriage, descends upon Teyvat. To restore the divine power suppressed by the world's rules, he binds himself to a System and collects happiness points. Becoming Dottore's guardian… Becoming Diluc and Kaeya's older brother… Becoming friends with an abandoned puppet… Meeting the Abyssal Aether by chance… Pacifying a 1.7kReads9.1Score19314d adds
- 44 Genshin Impact: Returning to Teyvat 国运原神，重回提瓦特 The story of Haiwang Dieyi, a native Teyvat Archon, who transmigrates to Blue Star, takes her daughter to participate in a national destiny game, and returns to Teyvat. A shameless, nonsensical novel with elements including switched-at-birth daughters, national destiny, and the Twelve Talismans. The heroine is lovestruck and a pretty-face enthusiast. The characters are heavily out of character, and the plot may undergo major changes later on. Whatever it turns into is up to the author's mood. I 1.1kReads8.8Score10514d adds
- 45 Genshin Impact: I Am the Regrator of Teyvat 原神：我在提瓦特当富人 After transmigrating to Teyvat, he unexpectedly becomes Pantalone, the Ninth Harbinger of the Fatui! In this world, he will live a second life under Pantalone's identity. As one of the richest people in Teyvat, Pantalone declares, “Tonight's on me, your friendly neighborhood tycoon.” “What, the System is here?” “I'm done pretending. Time to come clean.” “I, Pantalone, am going to take on the Heavenly Principles!” 1.3kReads9.2Score12214d adds
- 46 Genshin Impact: I Played Dottore! 原神：我演了多托雷！ [Hidden Yandere | Master of Acting | Most Devout Believer] The protagonist is something of a lady-killer. The original title of this book was Genshin Impact: I Played Dottore! Si Yan, an original male protagonist. The nominal No. 0 Harbinger, “The Believer.” A “connector” for a civilian organization that has infiltrated every corner of the continent. The star of entertainment news: “Dottore’s Boyfriend,” “Pierro’s Beloved Grandson,” “The Tsaritsa’s Nepotism Hire,” and more... The Regrator st 1.5kReads8.8Score19614d adds
- 47 Genshin Impact: After Transmigrating, I Became Teyvat’s Calamity 原神：穿越后我是提瓦特灾神 [Genshin Impact Fanfiction / No CP / Slice of Life] [No harem / Not a power fantasy / Read at your own risk if that bothers you] After spending his lifespan and luck on a ten-pull that got him a C6 Lesser Lord Kusanali, Su Ming transmigrates to Teyvat. His golden finger System is offline most of the time, leaving Su Ming to endure one streak of bad luck after another. Others fall in love with Teyvat and head straight for Celestia. Su Ming gets cursed by Teyvat. This walking calamity is just tryi 3.7kReads9.6Score30314d adds
- 48 Genshin Impact: I’m The Envoy of Snezhnaya 原神之我是至冬使节 As the newly appointed twelfth Harbinger, known as the Instructor, Bai Luo admits he’s a little nervous. The Tsaritsa has given him a mission: travel to Inazuma as an envoy from Snezhnaya. As someone who transmigrated, he knows exactly what will happen if he goes to Inazuma: the Raiden Shogun will absolutely annihilate him. But if he refuses to go, the Tsaritsa will annihilate him instead. So he chooses Teyvat’s time-honored tradition: slacking off. 50.4kReads9.7Score3.6k14d adds
