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- 1 I Was Reported for Cat Abuse, but When the Police Arrived, They Found Out I’m Allergic to Cat Hair 举报我虐猫，警察上门却发现我猫毛过敏 They reported me for abusing cats, but when the police showed up, they found out I'm allergic to cat fur. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 2 I Was Reported for Elder Abuse, but When the Police Broke In, They Found Out I Grew Up in an Orphanage 举报我虐待老人，警察破门却发现我是孤儿院长大的 They reported me for abusing the elderly, but when the police broke in, they found out I grew up in an orphanage. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 3 I Was Reported for Domestic Violence, but When the Police Arrived, They Found Out I’m a Single Dog 举报我家暴，警察上门却发现我是条单身狗 They reported me for domestic violence, but when the police showed up, they found out I'm a single guy. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 4 I Was Reported for Stealing Milk, but During a Follow-Up Visit, the Police Found Out I’m Lactose Intolerant 举报我偷牛奶，警察随访却发现我乳糖不耐受 They reported me for stealing milk, but during a follow-up visit, the police found out I'm lactose intolerant. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 5 I Was Reported for Child Abuse, but When the Police Broke In, They Found Out I’m Single 举报我虐童，警察破门却发现我单身 They reported me for child abuse, but when the police broke in, they found out I'm single. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 6 They Accused Me of Stealing Underwear, but I’m a Handsome Girl 举报我偷内衣，但我是个帅女 Someone Reported Me for Stealing Underwear, but I'm a Handsome Woman —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 7 A Cleaver Was Thrown from the 27th Floor, but the Police Found My Windows Welded Shut 二十七楼扔菜刀，警察破门却发现我的窗户全焊死 Someone Threw a Cleaver from the 27th Floor. The Police Broke In, Only to Find My Windows Welded Shut —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 8 Older Woman, Younger Man: After We Married, I Drowned in the Bathroom While He Was Away 姐弟恋：婚后，我在浴室溺亡，他却不在场 Older Woman, Younger Man: After We Married, I Drowned in the Bathtub While He Was Nowhere to Be Found —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 9 Older Woman, Younger Man: My Young Husband’s Gentle Murder Plot 姐弟恋：婚后小丈夫的温柔杀局 Older Woman, Younger Man: My Younger Husband’s Gentle Trap After Marriage —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 10 Older Woman, Younger Man: After We Married, He Killed Me with Kindness 姐弟恋：婚后他用温柔谋杀我 Older Woman, Younger Man: After We Married, He Killed Me with Kindness —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 11 Older Woman, Younger Man: A Bowl of Flower Tea Took My Life After We Married 姐弟恋：婚后一碗花茶要我命 Older Woman, Younger Man: After We Married, a Cup of Flower Tea Cost Me My Life —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 12 Older Woman, Younger Man: A Guide to Sweet Murder 姐弟恋：甜蜜谋杀说明书 May-December Romance: A Guide to Sweet Murder —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 13 Someone Reported Me for Slaughtering Pigs at Midnight. The Police Broke In and Found I Was Too Afraid to Kill a Chicken 举报我半夜杀猪，警察破门却发现我连鸡都不敢杀 Someone reported me for slaughtering pigs in the middle of the night. The police broke down my door, only to find I was too scared to even kill a chicken. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 14 Older Woman, Younger Man: He Killed Me with a Swing Chair 姐弟恋：他用吊椅杀死我 May-December Romance: He Killed Me with a Hanging Chair —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 15 I Was Reported for Chopping Meat at Midnight, but When the Police Arrived, They Found Out I Don’t Even Have a Kitchen 举报我半夜剁肉，警察上门却发现我连厨房都没有 They reported me for chopping meat in the middle of the night, but when the police showed up, they found out I don't even have a kitchen. 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 16 A Child Screamed Next Door for Hours. When I Called the Police, They Found Nobody Living There?! 隔壁孩子惨叫几小时，我报警发现无人居住？！ A child next door screamed for hours. I called the police and found the place was unoccupied?! —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 17 Older Woman, Younger Man: His Suffocating Love 姐弟恋：他让我窒息的爱 May-December Romance: His Love Leaves Me Gasping 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 18 I Heard a Woman Screaming Next Door. When I Called the Police, They Found Three Years' Worth of Dust 隔壁传来女人惨叫，我报警发现积灰三年 A woman’s screams came from next door. I called the police, only to find three years’ worth of dust. 84Reads—Score—14d adds
- 19 They Reported Me for Child Abuse, but When the Police Broke In, They Found I'd Never Even Been Married 举报我虐待儿童，警察破门却发现我连婚都没结 They reported me for child abuse, but when the police broke down the door, they discovered I wasn't even married 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 20 With So Many Female Ghosts Around, I Might as Well Stop Being Human 这么多女鬼，那我就不当人了 [No System]+ [Multiple Heroines (Most Aren't Human)]+ [Hunting Ghosts to Prove the Dao]+ [Comedy] After picking up a female ghost as a passenger from the start, Qin Tian's extraordinary life begins. (The audiobook version is even better.) A long-legged, adorably ditzy little ghost girl A domineering, blunt-talking Ghost Queen A mischievous cat-eared girl A sexy, bewitching fox spirit Cultivation, power, money… All kinds of strange and wonderful stories begin to unfold around him… 18.6kReads8.6Score1.7k14d adds
- 21 I Drive a Taxi, but I Don’t Pick Up Passengers, Only Female Ghosts and Models 我开出租不拉客，只拉女鬼和模特 Pan Mudan kept her lips pressed tightly together, not daring to make a sound in case her husband heard... I used to be a company driver at a steel mill. Then the company laid people off. I spent eight thousand yuan on an almost-decommissioned commercial vehicle and started driving a taxi. My friends all said I'd struck gold! Even without the air conditioning on in summer, the car was chilly inside! 6.4kReads8.9Score57714d adds
- 22 I Have Three Months Left to Live, So Let Me Die in Peace 还剩三个月命，请让我从容赴死 From childhood onward, Zhuang Zi'ang was the kind of kid everyone called “the child other parents wish they had”: a model student every year and always first in his class. But after his parents divorced and his father started a new family, he became a child neither parent loved. At just eighteen, Zhuang Zi'ang is diagnosed with a terminal illness and given only three months to live. With his final three months, he decides to let out his rebellious, wild side and be truly himself for once. While 168.8kReads9.8Score19.3k14d adds
