Novels like Big Star, Stop It! The Police Station Can't Hold Any More!
Books Chinese readers most often put in the same booklists as Big Star, Stop It! The Police Station Can't Hold Any More!, best match first.
- 51 The Actress Is Morally Deficient in All Five Elements, Surviving on Her Foolish Antics 影后她五行缺德，全靠沙雕苟活 While slacking off at work, Lu Xi read a novel about a strong female lead. Its title differed from her own name by just one character. She was thoroughly enjoying it when the female lead was sacrificed. Lu Xi was waiting for the heroine to strike back at the Heavenly Dao or devour it instead. Then the author applied to end the story. Lu Xi: Curses.jpg After her soul transmigrated into Lu Yinxi, she rejected every privilege that came with being a strong female lead and wreaked havoc on a dati 2.2kReads8.8Score22814d adds
- 52 The Fearless Frontier Soldier: From Death Row Camp to Marquis Champion 边军悍卒：从死囚营到冠军侯 Lu Chen was once a low-ranking soldier in a borderland death-row camp, someone who would not live to see tomorrow. He is forced into the tangled conflict between the Hexi frontier army, the grassland tribes, and the imperial court. With no illustrious background and no powerful patron to protect him, all he can do is climb up from the mud with a blade, sheer grit, and one military achievement after another. Snow and wind batter the border city, royal banners whip in the gale, and old debts and n 41Reads—Score10114d adds
- 53 A Book by Maladaxi Gua 麻辣大西瓜的一本书 Jiang Ning transmigrates into a crime scene and becomes the scapegoat for the original victim. At the same time, she gets bound to a Crime System. Jiang Ning: Wait, is this right? She didn't kill anyone, so why should she go to prison? She's young and doesn't want to take a fifty-year shortcut to misery, so she has to pull out all the stops to make this look like a perfect crime and clear herself of suspicion. The System lends a hand, too. Not only does it tell her how to dispose of the body, it 15.6kReads8.6Score1.9k14d adds
- 54 Snap the Red Thread and Marry the Demon Venerable 掰开红线嫁魔尊 Tear Apart the Red Thread and Marry the Demon Venerable 11Reads—Score214d adds
- 55 Five Ha: Eating in the World of the Living, Living in the Underworld 五哈：吃阳间饭，当阴间人 [Lighthearted] + [Ridiculous] + [Outrageous] + [Variety Show] Chu Liang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes an overnight sensation with a few emo hit songs. The public sees him as a melancholy, handsome young man. For the fourth season of Five Ha, the production team wants to recruit a punching-bag character. Chu Liang’s personality and fame make him a perfect fit, so they invite him to join as a regular cast member. That’s when Chu Liang awakens the [Outrageous Operations System]. Ass 5.4kReads8.3Score36714d adds
- 56 Please, Just Insult Me Already 求求你快骂我 [The short version] A story about a madman with no morals or sense of logic, and a snarky System, whose encounters lead to one ridiculous adventure after another. The author will go wild with memes and go insane right alongside the protagonist. [The full version] Wang Shu was a happy madman, until one day he obtained a Hatred Points Shop. Whenever someone hated him, he earned Hatred Points, which he could exchange for money, health, or a longer lifespan. From then on, Wang Shu became an even hap 56Reads9.1Score—14d adds
- 57 Professor, Be Good and Lower Your Head. Let Me Suck Your Yang Energy 教授乖低个头，让我吸吸阳气 (A hilarious, wildly imaginative sweet romance. Don't forget to read the extras!) Help! She wants to stay alive, so she sucks up yang energy like crazy every month on the fifteenth, but everyone thinks she's mentally ill. And yet the only person who can save her is the cold professor Ou Tianrui. In the emergency room, Wu Ke'er was barely clinging to life. “Hurry up and touch me. I have to get back to class,” Ou Tianrui urged. What a good man! Wu Ke'er instantly felt a steady stream of yang energ 238Reads7.2Score—14d adds
- 58 Simulated Universe: I Became the Creator God in the Cultivation World 模拟宇宙：我在修真界当创世神 Have you ever suddenly forgotten what you were about to do? Do you sometimes feel that someone is watching you from beyond the world? Have you ever felt, for just a moment, that your own name or the names of your loved ones were unfamiliar? Have you ever given something your all, only to always fall short at the very last step? Don't be afraid. It may not be your imagination. Your world might just be an AI simulator. And your life is a bug written badly by some lazy agent, which hasn't gotten ar 14Reads—Score—14d adds
- 59 I'm a Taxi Driver, So Isn't It Reasonable to Compete with the Police for Fares? 我开出租的，跟警察抢活很合理吧 [Criminals + comedy + entertainment + all kinds of skills] Su Chen transmigrates to a parallel world and joins a reality show, where he draws the job of taxi driver. But there seems to be something a little strange about his livestreams. Su Chen: That woman’s acting suspicious, carrying a child around. Doesn’t she look like a trafficker? Viewers: The baby isn’t crying, and she’s even making it laugh. You call that a trafficker? Ten minutes later. Viewers: Holy crap! She really is a trafficker!? 1.5kReads9.2Score22414d adds
- 60 A Children's Rhyme Sung from Within the Walls 墙中唱童谣 A Children's Rhyme Sung from Within the Wall 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 61 He Went on a Show After Losing His Memory, Only to Be Exposed as the World’s Top Assassin? 失忆后上节目，被曝杀手榜第一？ [P.S. Good grief, why do I have so many side hustles?] Wang Tao had just transmigrated to a parallel world when he realized he had lost his memory. He was taking part in a show called "Guess Their Profession". Under the scrutiny of a panel of experts, contestants had to conceal their true identities. The longer they lasted, the bigger the prize money. When the other contestants were all guessed correctly in seconds, everything changed once it was Wang Tao's turn. [Host picked up an AK. Automatic 3.4kReads8.8Score63414d adds
- 62 I Told You to Join the Talent Show, Not Get Every Police Officer Watching You 让你参加选秀，没让警察都关注你 Chen Ye transmigrates to a parallel world and finds himself in the body of an obscure celebrity. Hoping to become the nation’s top-tier star, he joins an all-round idol talent show. During the competition, he also activates the All-Round Idol System! Whatever job he does, he can draw a matching professional skill boost. But trouble follows: no matter what job he takes, he manages to attract the attention of the police. He works as a construction laborer and demolishes a whole building! He drives 763Reads8.7Score10014d adds
- 63 The Day I Transmigrated into Yin Zhiping 穿越成尹志平那天 The Day I Transmigrated into Yin Zhiping 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 64 I'm Only Eight! Is It Really Okay to Make Me Drive a Ride-Hailing Car? 我才八岁，让我开网约车这对吗！ Xiao Cha transmigrates to a parallel world, becoming an eight-year-old kid and awakening a System that lets him livestream himself experiencing different walks of life. All he has to do is try out different jobs to earn generous rewards! But... When Xiao Cha hears what his first job is supposed to be, he is dumbfounded! “What the heck? You want me to drive a ride-hailing car and become a ride-hailing driver?!” “Is that even reasonable?!” “I’m only eight, eight years old!!” “I might be willing to 21.7kReads8.3Score2.6k14d adds
- 65 Northeastern China’s Absurd Cultivation: Nobody’s Reliable 东北沙雕修仙：全员不靠谱 [Northeastern China Comedy Cultivation] [Lighthearted Humor] [Fantasy Xianxia] [Sword Cultivator] [System] [One Female Lead] [Nobody Has It Together] While everyone else cultivates by flying through the sky on swords, Lu Qingheng's very first day of cultivation ends with his ancestral sword case ordering him to go patch a wall. The old case won't give him divine arts, spirit stones, or an invincible cheat. It only smokes, spits out notes, assigns chores, and shifts the blame. [Beginner Quest: Pa 135Reads—Score—14d adds
- 66 What Kind of Prince Starts Crying Whenever He Gets Mad?! 谁家王爷一生气就哭啊！ (The short drama Pink Prince is now streaming) When Shi Qianxia read body-double novels, she never understood why the heroine had to obsess over whether the hero loved her. Why not turn around and look at the money? Five million a month, and you’re still talking about love? Go make money! That very night, she transmigrated. First she spent a few days as a beggar, then a prince took a fancy to her and brought her back to his manor as a concubine. The reason he liked her was that she looked just l 1.8kReads9.1Score22514d adds
- 67 I Plunder Classics to Become a Literary Giant, and the Nation Begs Me Not to Stop Writing 搬空名著当文豪，国家求我别封笔 [Literary plagiarism + opposing secret identities + no System + parallel world + lighthearted + growth + one heroine] Also known as: “Plundering the Classics to Become a Literary Giant, the Nation Begs Me Not to Stop Writing” and “You Asked Me to Write Horror, So Why Did You Scare the Whole Internet?” Reborn in a parallel world bursting with technology but barren of entertainment, Lin Que finds a world with no ghost stories and no uplifting masterpieces. Lin Que smiles. “I'll bring this world a 60kReads8.0Score5.3k14d adds
- 68 With the Golden Band, I Can’t Love You; Without It, I Can’t Save You 戴上金箍不能爱你，不戴金箍不能救你 With the golden circlet on, I can’t love you. Without it, I can’t save you. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 69 A Servant with Heaven-Defying Comprehension: I Can Dismantle Every Cultivation Technique 杂役悟性逆天：我能拆解天下功法 Lin Yuan transmigrates to a world of cultivation and becomes the most inconspicuous menial disciple of the Tai Xuan Sect. While others painstakingly cultivate their techniques, he can spot their flaws at a glance. While others fight over inheritances, he can take fragmented texts, formation diagrams, alchemy recipes, and magical artifacts apart and rebuild them layer by layer. From the servants' quarters to the inner sect, from secret-realm palaces to the grand debate across the Nine Provinces, 127Reads—Score—14d adds
- 70 My Alluring Wife, the Young Lord Willingly Traps Himself 娘子诱人，小公爷甘心画地为牢 Chu Mingxi, the only son of the Grand Princess and Duke of Rong, is strikingly handsome and adored by countless women in the capital. But the Grand Princess is beside herself with worry over her son's marriage. At the Dragon Boat Festival banquet, when Chu Mingxi is pressed to marry, he points at He Qinyao, who's quietly eating in the back, and declares, “I want her!” The Grand Princess takes one look and immediately decides, “Fine, I approve!” He Qinyao, singled out of nowhere, is baffled and s 17.5kReads9.2Score1.2k14d adds
- 71 This Is a Rules Horror Story, So Why Am I Getting More Children, More Blessings? 这是规则怪谈啊，让我多子多福？ [Rule-Based Horror + More Children, More Blessings] Lin Feng, who was enjoying the blessings of a 996 work schedule, was unexpectedly dragged into a rule-based horror scenario! It’s hell difficulty from the start: [Death Flight ZQ-114514]! Fortunately, Lin Feng is bound to the [More Children, More Blessings] System! “Ding! Win over Xia Ning, the 007 ghost flight attendant, who has a comprehensive rating of 95, and have a child with her to receive Rule Resistance and an SSS-Rank Talent!” 47.2kReads8.2Score3.6k14d adds
- 72 Showbiz: I Was Told to Build a Public Image, but I Became a God Instead 娱乐：让你立人设，没想到成神了 After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Shu, a C-list singer, is told to craft a distinctive public persona. To his surprise, he obtains a Persona System. As long as he binds a persona card, he can acquire its corresponding skills. What's more, the skills granted by each persona card are all absurdly powerful, concept-defying abilities. Bind the [Rain God] persona, and it will rain whenever he sings. One hundred percent guaranteed. Jiang Shu becomes a modern-day rainmaking high 3.8kReads8.2Score31114d adds
- 73 Immortal, Your Lounge Singer Was Always Your Beloved 上仙，驻唱女本是你心尖宠 Immortal, the Lounge Singer Was Once the Apple of Your Eye 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 74 Pan Hong Trains Dogs: I Can Hear What Dogs Are Thinking 潘虹训狗：我能偷听狗子心声 [Livestream memes] [Lighthearted comedy] [Pan Hong fanfiction] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Pan Hong becomes the owner of a bankrupt dog farm and awakens the Dog-Appraising Livestream System. He begins an unconventional career appraising dogs... “What? That food-guarding dog was just starving? So it's the King of Going Hungry, huh?” “The Border Collie only shows off for pretty girls? Turns out its male owner took it out cheating?” “Undying Pangbo broke the park's record for flying a 5.7kReads8.4Score45714d adds
- 75 The More Miserable My Acting, the Stronger I Get, and My Fans Beg Me to Stop Making Them Cry 演的越惨我越强，粉丝求我别刀了 [Lighthearted + ridiculous comedy + showbiz + no romance + filming] Jiang Ci, an acting student, gets bound to a seriously twisted System. “To stay alive, you must keep breaking women's hearts.” Jiang Ci: “...?” I'm a pure-hearted straight guy who's been single since birth, and you want me to be a heartless jerk who tricks women into falling for him? This isn't my line of work! Cornered, this gifted acting student has a flash of inspiration and exploits a bug in the System: As long as he makes f 6.4kReads8.6Score74714d adds
- 76 My Beauty Salon Is a Hit in the Cultivation World 我的美容院火爆修仙界 My Beauty Salon Is Taking the Cultivation World by Storm 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 77 Blood Moon over the Lotus Pond 荷塘血月 Blood Moon Over the Lotus Pond —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 78 She Was Wearing a Red Wedding Dress 她穿着红嫁衣 She Wore a Red Wedding Dress 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 79 I Regretted Marrying Him 嫁给他后我后悔了 I Regretted Marrying Him 8Reads—Score—14d adds
- 80 Tazhai: I Keep Offering Poisonous Schemes, but Uncle Dong Urges Me to Obey the Law! 塔寨：屡献毒计，东叔劝我守法！ "I appreciate you offering Uncle Dong some advice, but these schemes are way too criminal. I wouldn't dare!" I had just transmigrated into the head of the third branch of the Ta Village clan, and now Uncle Dong wanted to take the whole village into action? 118Reads8.3Score10114d adds
- 81 After She Died, the Entire Wealthy Family Knelt and Begged for Mercy 她死后，全豪门跪地求饶 After She Died, the Entire Powerful Family Knelt and Begged for Mercy —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 82 The Tang Dynasty’s Number One Bear Cub 大唐第一熊孩子 He transmigrates to the Zhenguan era of the Tang Dynasty and becomes Li Shimin's ninth son, Li Zhi. He's only four years old from the start, and he has the Mischief-Making Demon King System. What's a pigeon carrying an urgent message over a hundred thousand li? Roast it! What's an imperial edict? Draw on it! What's Li Er? Take him on! Li Er: "Wang De, how has Zhinu been doing with his studies lately?" Wang De: "Your Majesty, Kong Yingda has already become Prince of Jin's tutor!" Li Er: "What?" W 2.1kReads8.4Score20914d adds
- 83 Why Does Everyone Come to Me for Fortune-Telling? I’m Just a Gaming Streamer 我一个游戏主播，都找我算命干嘛 [Fortune-telling livestream, identity exposed from the start, no heroine, no romance, lighthearted and funny, mildly scary, and no repeated plotlines across the stories] Shi Yi was once the most notorious demonic cultivator in the cultivation world, and countless cultivators wanted him dead. So Shi Yi died, killed by a crowd of thousands while undergoing tribulation. But Shi Yi came back to life. After he kept causing trouble in the underworld, the Great Emperor of Fengdu got sick of him and kic 22.1kReads8.4Score3.3k14d adds
- 84 Showbiz: From the Start, I Caught the Campus Belle Stealing My Unpublished Dragon Raja Chapters 文娱：开局逮到校花偷我龙族存稿 [Signed for publication. Get a physical book with the latest chapter] [The Three-Body Problem, Dragon Raja, Living, Battle Through the Heavens, Lord of the Mysteries] “There is a kind of person in this world who is born to be the sun, shining with boundless brilliance.” He is the youngest winner of the Mao Dun Literature Prize, the supreme web-fiction author who has reached the pinnacle, a music producer who can turn stone into gold... With one life, he crosses three realms. With his youth, he b 36kReads8.5Score1.5k14d adds
- 85 The Little Lamb Is So Cute 小羊真可爱 Little Lamb Is So Adorable 21Reads—Score—14d adds
- 86 It's Just a Fortune-Telling Livestream, So Why Are a Billion People Watching the Drama? 明明是算命直播，十亿人围观吃瓜 Luo Sangsang was a pitiful six-year-old girl who was supposed to die on this stormy night. After she binds to a gossip System, it not only keeps her alive but also becomes her guardian. Since it’s a gossip System, being able to see through people’s fates makes perfect sense, right? The girl and the System decide to use livestreaming to earn energy and cash rewards. · Luo Sangsang: Hello, everyone! I’m here to dish the dirt! Viewer: Master, my daughter has always been single. Please help her fi 3kReads9.2Score46614d adds
- 87 I Just Sell Fried Pancakes, and You Say I'm a Spy? 我就卖个炒饼，你说我是间谍？ [Lighthearted and fun, livestream jokes, comedic antics, no female lead] He transmigrated to a parallel world. Su Nan became the owner of a fried-pancake stall. At that moment, he was competing in a variety show called Startup Star. In his previous life, Su Nan had been a naive, clueless college student. How could he possibly know how to make fried pancakes? Luckily, his System awakened just in time. Except... [Ding! Congratulations, Host. You have successfully bound the God-Tier Spy System.] Su 2.6kReads9.0Score42014d adds
- 88 From the Start, I Laid an Egg, Then Took My Child Across the World to Find Their Father 开局生颗蛋，我带崽四海八荒找爹 [An unconventional cute xianxia tale + a wacky ensemble cast + sweet romance + face-slapping comeback for a good-for-nothing + gloriously unhinged wish fulfillment] Yan Huan transmigrates into a book and becomes the good-for-nothing eldest daughter of a cultivation family. She thinks she’s landed in a classic underdog comeback story. But when she gets her spiritual roots tested, she discovers she’s pregnant? Yan Huan has been single her entire life, all twenty-one years of it, and she’s complet 13.6kReads9.0Score1.9k14d adds
- 89 Fooled Twice and Slept With? I Turned Around and Made the Whole Cultivation World Cry 被骗两次还被睡？反手骗哭整个修仙界 Fooled twice and slept with, too? I’ll turn around and make the entire cultivation world cry. 15Reads—Score—14d adds
- 90 You Were Asked to Promote Cultural Heritage Preservation, and You Made The Grave Robbers' Chronicles? 让宣传文物保护，你拍盗墓笔记？ After transmigrating, Qin Feng is reduced to a third-rate film director, scraping by on small advertising gigs. Then he lands a job from the Anti-Fraud Bureau, which asks him to make an anti-fraud educational film. At a loss for what to do, Qin Feng receives the ‘All-Round Director System’ and starts letting loose! When "No More Bets" hits theaters, the whole internet is stunned! “Look into this director. He might be the head of a fraud ring!” “We asked you to make an educational film, and you m 8.3kReads7.9Score93314d adds
- 91 Little Troublemaker from the Underworld: Devouring Gossip Across the Capital 地府来的小祸害，满京城吃大瓜 Qin Xiaosan is Lord Yama's darling little daughter and a notorious troublemaker in the Underworld. Because she is such a handful for her father, Lord Yama finally loses patience and tosses her into a book. Qin Xiaosan of the Pingyang Marquis's household is not only the top bully in the capital, but also its undisputed gossip queen. Putting scoundrels in their place and serving up face-slapping... Digging pits and leaving others to deal with them... The gossipy busybodies in the melon patch have 55.4kReads8.5Score7.7k14d adds
- 92 Damage Reversal System: Even Drinking Pesticide Makes Me Stronger 伤害反转系统，喝敌敌畏都能变强 [Lighthearted comedy + subverting expectations + unconventional power fantasy + slice of life early on + mischief] Su Ming transmigrates to a high-martial-arts world and awakens the God-Tier Damage Reversal System! Whenever he takes damage, he gains a corresponding boost! [Ding!] [Detected Host bitten by a mosquito: skin thickness +0.1, skin toughness +0.1, vitality +0.01...] [Detected Host inhaling a ton of secondhand smoke: lung health +5, bronchial health +4, inner energy +10...] [Detected Ho 81Reads8.7Score—14d adds
- 93 Showbiz: The Top-Tier Star Is Serious, but Has Too Many Ex-Wives 娱乐：顶流正经但前妻多 Liu Zhengjing started working at sixteen. He spent several years waiting tables, saved up 180,000 bitcoins, and got married thirty-six times along the way. Each marriage lasted no more than three days... Later, he got into the Beijing Film Academy, thinking he could quietly live the life of an ordinary college student. Instead, his ex-wives formed a group chat to keep tabs on him, while his new classmates lined up to get close. He recorded a variety show and used a falsetto voice that left Li C 5.8kReads6.4Score32414d adds
- 94 After We Started Sleeping Apart, My Dao Companion and I Made an Ancient Curse Explode 分房睡后，我和道侣把上古咒印气炸了 After We Started Sleeping in Separate Rooms, My Dao Companion and I Drove the Ancient Curse Seal Mad 16Reads—Score—14d adds
- 95 My Former Daoist Partner Keeps Chasing Me to Take Responsibility 前道侣追着要我负责 My Former Cultivation Partner Keeps Chasing Me to Take Responsibility 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 96 I Told You to Save Yourself, Not Call in the National Defense Forces 让你自救，没让你叫来国防部队 Jiang Fan transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a contestant on a reality show where contestants experience elite professions. On the very first day of filming, three wanted criminals in red notices start chasing him. Just as netizens assume Jiang Fan is done for, he pulls off an incredible move. To save himself, Jiang Fan cuts through a national defense cable. Jiang Fan: Urgent question. If I’m being kidnapped, and I cut a national defense cable to get the military’s attention, does tha 3.5kReads8.7Score26014d adds
- 97 The Fate Emperor Owes Me Three Hundred Thousand 司命帝君欠我三十万 The Fate Emperor Owes Me Three Hundred Thousand 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 98 If You Won't Marry, Then I'll Marry You 你若不嫁，我便娶你 If you won’t marry me, then I’ll marry you. 12Reads—Score—14d adds
- 99 The Best Waist in the Three Realms 三界第一腰 The Best Waist in the Three Realms 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 100 I Transmigrate Every Time I Die. Nobody Understands Dying Better Than Me 死一次就穿越，没人比我更懂去世 [Lighthearted comedy, jokes and banter, the Myriad Worlds, a protagonist who keeps dying suddenly, quick transmigration, no System, no heroine, no main plot.] “I suspect this world is one big shoddy operation, and the whole point of setting it up is to mess with me.” On the day Tang Ping turned eighteen, Heaven played a joke on him and gave him the ability to transmigrate whenever he died. And so his corpses ended up scattered across the heavens and myriad lands. 22.3kReads8.7Score2.1k14d adds
