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- 151 The Deyun Society: The Guo Family’s Daughter Comes of Age 德云社之郭家有女初长成 If you had the chance to go back to the early days of the Deyun Society, what would you do? You'd see Second Master slacking off instead of practicing, Shaobing getting a double beating and earning the nickname "Kneeling Guest," Third Brother crashing his motorcycle into a Xiali, adorable and mischievous Tangtang, and a ginger cat with abs. If you had a chance like that, what would you do? Haha, I'd become the Deyun Society's little tyrant. This time, I'll protect you all and make sure you never 6Reads—Score414d adds
- 152 I’m Zhang Yunlei’s Woman 我是张云雷的女人 My surname is Zhang, but I can’t bring myself to say I love you. This is the third installment of I Am XXX’s Woman. Ye Yuyou: “I do three jobs but only get one salary. What a bargain!” Zhang Yunlei: “Actually, you have one more job.” Ye Yuyou: “What job?” For readers who haven’t read the other two installments of I Am XXX’s Woman, this book’s romance starts from scratch, with all previous relationship developments reset. 90Reads—Score—14d adds
- 153 Crosstalk: I Never Wanted to Be the Senior Apprentice 相声：我真没想做大师兄 After Guo Fan unexpectedly transmigrates, his dream life is to marry Bingbing and make her his wife. But after Guo Fan chats nonsense with a customer at his little tavern about what happens next in Back to Field, he discovers that the things he made up have somehow become the guiding principles for the Hip-Hop Society's development. Much later, Guo Fan finally realizes that he has become the Hip-Hop Society's senior brother. But this is really not what I wanted! I never wanted to be the senior b —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 154 Showbiz: I'm the Young Master of Deyun Club, and I'm Leading the Walkout! 娱乐：我德云少班主，带头退社！ Guo Dalin transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the young heir of De Yun Club! His stepmother pressures him, while his own father subjects him to twisted parenting. His younger brother, Fenyang, is adored by everyone, while he lives under someone else's roof and suffers constant disdain. A transfer of legal ownership and a waiver of his inheritance rights show him what “a loving father and a filial son” really mean! Fortunately, his [Side Hustle System] activates! On the final night of t 2Reads8.0Score114d adds
- 155 All-Star: I Own a Shop in Hengdian 全明星：我在横店有家店 [Space + Gourmet + Celebrities + Everyone's Favorite] The heroine brings her space with her and opens a shop wherever fate takes her in Hengdian. Along the way, she meets one celebrity after another, and there will be plenty of delicious food. With a whole host of celebrities, this is a gentle, slow-paced slice-of-life story about ordinary days. If it's not to your taste, please don't flame the author. Thanks for your support! 8Reads6.3Score—14d adds
- 156 Deyun: From the Start, I Roast Lao Guo and Help the Crown Prince Take the Throne 德云：开局暴喷老郭，推太子上位 He looked through those funny comments again, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration. “What if I could make these punchlines more structured? Each joke wouldn't just get a laugh. They could have a...” “Stage effect... Right!” Ideas raced through Xingchen's mind, as if a light had suddenly come on in the darkness, illuminating the concept that was gradually taking shape. 5Reads—Score114d adds
- 157 The Darling of Deyun Society 德云社的宝贝 An ordinary life gets bound to a spending System: spend money and get a rebate. Watch our heroine start living it up! But why are there so many men around her later on? Hey, don’t come any closer! I just want to make money! 518Reads6.8Score—14d adds
- 158 Deyun Society: The NPC I Raised with My Money Is Second Master 德云社：我氪金养的NPC是二爷 [Welcome to the “Boyfriend Raising” game] Su Mu is a theater manager at De Yun She. She works herself to the bone and is too busy to date. One day, a “Boyfriend Raising” game is forcibly downloaded onto her phone, with a big notice saying it is free to play. Su Mu sees everyone else's little ones looking plump and rosy-cheeked, while her own game screen shows nothing but data. She immediately feels cheated. Why should her boyfriend be a bunch of data NPCs? So what if it costs money? She'll pay! 63Reads8.2Score—14d adds
- 159 Meng Hetang: I’ll Do Whatever You Say 孟鹤堂：都听你的 Sure! Whatever you say, honey! Her background is a little unusual? No problem, she came to live with me when she was three days old! Her job is unusual? No problem, when she’s busy, I work; when she comes home, I take time off! Sure! Whatever you say! 863Reads8.1Score—14d adds
- 160 Deyun Society: You Are the Most Beautiful Scenery 德云社：你是最美的风景 Yun He Jiu Xiao, flirt with whoever you like. Sweet romance is welcome, too. Short stories about the stars of Deyun Society. I hope we all love the same group of people, and nothing else. Kong Yunlong: Why is it you again, Matron Rong? Tang Tang: It’s me, it’s me, still me. Surprised? Kong Yunlong: I want someone else. Tang Tang: Oh, what were you just saying? Kong Yunlong: N-nothing… Tang Tang: Good. That was weird. The first few worlds might not be very well written, so feel free to skip the 367Reads8.4Score—14d adds
- 161 Guo Qilin: Meet Your New Assistant 郭麒麟：查收新助理 [Completed] An outgoing girl meets a gentle, refined young troupe leader #Young troupe leader, meet your new assistant!# “Dalin, do you want some spicy strips?” “Why do you call me Dalin instead of Xiaolin?” … “Do you want to know?” “Mm, I do!” “Then you can try it. You're the only one who gets to.” Under contract. No plagiarism. No reposting. One bonus chapter when you buy a membership ❤️ Thanks for all your support, cuties! New chapters every day, without fail. Please don't conflate f 49Reads—Score—14d adds
- 162 Daydreaming: Zhang Yunlei Falls in Love with You 白日做梦之张云雷爱上你 Because Zhang Yunlei tapped his finger, the two of you happened to meet... If this weren't a dream, I wouldn't have written it without at least a peanut to snack on~ This story is purely a dream. If anything seems familiar... no, that's absolutely impossible! This is just for entertainment. Please don't confuse the story with the real person! (P.S. The author's writing is limited, so please don't be mean if you don't like it.) 29Reads—Score—14d adds
- 163 Deyun Society: Handsome Guys, Come Right into My Bowl 德云社：帅气小哥哥快到碗里来 [Aliens + robots + AI + entertainment industry] What happens when a straight female alien comes to Earth and meets the guys from Deyun Society? For Lin Ya, whose combat skills are off the charts, the guys only need to be handsome. But why are there so many rules? Can't she just grab them and take them home? Being able to see them but not touch them is such a struggle. Ding dong Zhang Yunlei: “Taiping was given to me, so it's mine.” Meng Hetang: “I want one to play with, too.” Guo Qilin: “Just le 91Reads6.9Score—14d adds
- 164 Deyun Society: Stranded on a Desert Island with Zhang Yunlei 德云社：我和张云雷的孤岛求生 Selected to take part in a game and gather resources for the motherland. With resources scarce amid extreme weather, An Ran and Zhang Yunlei are selected to enter a game filled with all kinds of resources for the taking, provided they have what it takes. From the start, there are two people. A deserted island and a dilapidated little hut. A test of survival. Their starter pack grants them top-tier talents, bringing out the hoarding instincts of the people of this country. If they see it, they ta 204Reads8.4Score—14d adds
- 165 Deyun Society: My Wife Has Really Come Into Her Own 德云社：老婆本事大了 (Light fantasy. Don't read if it's not your thing. Please don't conflate this with the real people! Signed contract, and I'll finish what I start!) An Ning spent eighteen years as a young Taoist nun before her master finally sent her down the mountain. Then she discovered that the men down below were all wolves, even harder to deal with than the demons and monsters she'd encountered!! [Deyun Academy] What is it to fall in love? Deyun Society is. What is it to fall in love? Deyun Academy is. Thi 408Reads6.5Score—14d adds
- 166 Deyun Society: Zhang Yunlei, My Remaining Years Are All Fate 德云社：张云雷，余生皆是缘 A powerful figure who had traveled through countless small worlds arrives in a modern parallel world to begin a new life. Second Master Zhang Yunlei falls in love with someone who makes him feel inferior. “Just thinking about giving you up makes my heart ache all the way through.” “Zhang Yunlei? He's kind of interesting.” A feel-good story about watching the heroine protect Second Master without even realizing it, all the way to the end. P.S. Please don't associate this with the real person. 526Reads8.2Score—14d adds
- 167 Deyun Society: The Adorable One Zhang Er Ye Brought Home 德云社：张二爷拐来的小可爱 “Are you really sure you won’t regret it?” Zhang Yunlei stood onstage, gazing at the empty little theater. “I’ve seen the biggest stages, heard the loudest applause, and smelled the sweetest flowers. My life has no regrets. Starting today, I’ll give your career my full support. I, Zhang Yunlei, can stand onstage and perform for an audience of a hundred thousand, and I can also be a devoted husband and loving father at home.” 224Reads6.1Score—14d adds
- 168 Deyun: The New Hothead 德云：新晋莽撞人 Deyun: The New Brash Young Man Deyun's Little Tyrant, Free to Run Roughshod Over the Company This is all one story. (An original story. Creating it wasn't easy, so please don't plagiarize.) [City life + daily life + training + master-disciple bonds] Wang Xiaoyi: “Master~” Shaobing: “Wang Xiaoyi, don't try to sweet-talk me. Go practice.” The first time they met, Shaobing had to deal with him after a fight. Looking at Wang Xiaoyi's rebellious air, Shaobing saw a lot of his younger self in him. 157Reads7.0Score—14d adds
- 169 Deyun: No Limits on Stage, New Graves Offstage 德云：台上无大小，台下立新坟 Li Mubai transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a member of Deyun Society. From then on, Deyun Society gains a graceful young gentleman, as delicate as a painted beauty yet possessing an unyielding, heroic spirit! Onstage, there's nothing he doesn't dare say! Offstage, there's nothing he doesn't dare do! Guo Degang: "Is Xiaobai the Monkey King reincarnated? He's such a troublemaker!" Yu Qian: "What sins did I commit to end up taking on a disciple like this?" The other senior and junior fe —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 170 Deyun Society: Meng Lang, Handsome and Leaning by Wei 德云社：孟郎俊逸薇边偎 [This is an original work. Please don’t plagiarize it. If I find out, I’ll bite you to death! Awooo, awooo!!!] Adorable Meng Hetang VS charmingly sweet-and-salty Xu Siwei What kind of sparks will fly between them? The most perfect kind of love is when you love me and I love you. When Xu Siwei first met Meng Hetang, her first impression of him was that he was “an idiot.” Who lets his ex-wife cheat on him and still agrees to give her half his assets? But as they spent more time together, she reali 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 171 Deyun Laughter Club: Uncle-Master, Please Listen! 德云斗笑社：师叔请听好！ If you’re the sole remaining disciple of Master Xie, the elder generation’s last great master. (Contains the first season of Deyun Laughter Society, plus the original content Deyun Teahouse and Shishu Restaurant.) The second season of Deyun Laughter Society is currently updating. 346Reads—Score—14d adds
- 172 Deyun Society: I Have a Business Management System 德云社：我有一个经营系统 What? A restaurant management System? I’m a voice actor. I can’t cook! You’re giving me a shop? And it’s near Deyun Club? Well, let me think about it~ There are medicinal dishes that can improve your health through diet therapy? Then we’re definitely doing that! The guys at Deyun Club are all more delicate than the next. I’ll protect their health! W-What are you doing!? I’m just a cook! Don’t come any closer! 428Reads9.0Score—14d adds
- 173 Showbiz: I Was Forced to Become Deyun’s Top Star 娱乐：我，被迫成为德云一哥 A car accident made Chen Xiao transmigrate. He’d planned to quietly do odd jobs at Deyun Society and live an ordinary life. Unexpectedly, one performance rescue brought him back to the stage, and he even became Deyun’s top star? “Chen Xiao, from now on, you’re Deyun’s top star...” Old Guo slurred, draping an arm over Chen Xiao’s shoulder as he drank Maotai. “Shouldn’t your son be Deyun’s top star?” “What son? He’s nothing!” Old Guo glared, his beard bristling. “But I really don’t want to be Deyu 149Reads5.4Score—14d adds
- 174 I Became Guo's Adopted Daughter at Deyun Club 德云社我成了老郭干女儿 After Lin Weiyang dies, she transmigrates to a parallel world where she becomes Guo Degang’s goddaughter. Only then does she discover that she has a pocket dimension filled with the treasures she collected in her previous life. Watch her make use of them and live life to the fullest in this parallel world. 237Reads7.1Score—14d adds
- 175 One Remark About Not Milking the Fans, and Lao Guo Gets Publicly Humiliated 一句少圈钱，老郭疯狂社死 On the screen, code streams past like the unfinished veins of some living thing, waiting for the final infusion of blood. The air is thick with the smell of coffee and overheated electronics. Several high-speed servers hum softly, like a pack of sleeping beasts. 12Reads5.7Score414d adds
- 176 Luan Yunping’s Adorable Wife 栾云平的小娇妻 Years later, Deyun Society's deputy general manager Luan Yunping reunited with her, but this was not one of the countless scenarios he had imagined. So what will happen when our deputy general manager meets her? “Jiuxi, you know fashion. Help me pick which of these two outfits would suit me.” Luan “Senior, with your looks, either one would work. Want me to put together a new outfit for you? Good grief, Senior isn't usually like this.” “Lao Qin, do you know Mr. Li Yugang? Wuyou likes Mr. Li Yugan 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 177 Deyun: It All Begins with Stand-Up Comedy 德云从说相声开始 The writing is a little rough at first, but it gradually improves later on. Please don’t give up on the story too soon!] This story mainly focuses on crosstalk and the everyday lives of fellow apprentices. It contains many original details. Read with caution if that bothers you. (Plagiarism, infringement, and unauthorized reposting are strictly prohibited. Violators will be held accountable!) When they had nearly finished eating, Bai Xiaoran asked outright, “Jiu Chun, would you be willing to giv 640Reads9.2Score—14d adds
- 178 From Crosstalk Master to King of the Entertainment Industry 从相声大师制霸娱乐圈 After seven years of signing in at the little theater, Yang Yunsheng finally maxed out his crosstalk skills. The moment he stepped onstage, he left the entire audience in awe! From traditional arts like crosstalk, storytelling, acrobatics, and clapper talk to Western acts like magic and stand-up comedy, there was nothing he couldn't do, and nothing he hadn't mastered. Old Master Guo rubbed the peach-shaped patch of hair on his crown and praised him with a click of his tongue: “Taking in such a t 167Reads6.3Score—14d adds
- 179 Deyun Society: A Fated Meeting 德云社：有缘 A new story is here! You’re welcome to read my work on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support inspires me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 35Reads—Score—14d adds
- 180 Xue Ruohan and Her Little Fool 薛婼函和她的小傻子 This story follows Xue Ruohan as she travels into the soul of someone in a strange world, and charts how she meets, comes to know, and falls in love with him. There will also be bonus chapters featuring a romantic trip for the wives and Deyun Comedy Club. Stay tuned... 178Reads—Score—14d adds
- 181 Deyun Society: The Little Pixiu 德云社：小貔貅 Wang Yu, also known as Wang Yunxiu, is the youngest junior disciple of the Yun generation and Mr. Guo's brother-in-law. He is the son Mr. Guo held in his arms as a child. Clear-minded by nature, he was born the year Deyun was first established. He has seen hardship, tasted sorrow, and faced betrayal, yet he has always stayed true to himself. Mr. Guo once said that this son worried him most, yet also gave him the greatest peace of mind. His presence brought a unique splash of color to their lives 226Reads8.1Score—14d adds
- 182 All-Star: Feng Luan Returns to Deyun Society 全明星：德云社之凤鸾归来 The real young lady of Deyun Society is back. Watch her turn Deyun Society upside down… Watch over 400 men of Deyun Society warm her wounded heart… This story is a slow burn. Please don’t confuse it with real life. 206Reads—Score—14d adds
- 183 Qin Xiaoxian, You Silly Little Cutie 秦霄贤，小傻子可可爱爱 Variety Show: Qin Xiaoxian says I’m actually supported by my wife. This is a flight of fancy. Please don’t read it as a depiction of the real person. 359Reads8.2Score—14d adds
- 184 Deyun Society: The Dragon Class's Most Enthusiastic Eater, Junior Uncle 德云社：龙字科干饭王师叔 The strongest eater, and the only female disciple to pass every test and become a student of Guo Degang The heroine passes every exam, beating out more than two million candidates to enter Deyun Society’s Long Division. She becomes the last junior aunt of Liu Xiaoting and the others. Watch the champion eater Man Qingqing raise a ruckus at Deyun Society! Countless people try to talk her out of it, but Guo Degang is determined to keep this young woman. Just how many red envelopes did Man Qingqin 134Reads6.2Score—14d adds
- 185 Qin Xiaoxian: What Do You Want to Eat Today? 秦霄贤：今天想吃什么？ This story is entirely fictional. Please don't associate it with real people! Momo is hopeless at crafts and loves to eat, but she's also a menace in the kitchen! So she's putting her love of cooking into this story instead. All the cooking methods in the story come from Baidu or Xiaohongshu, since Momo can't cook at all. Just enjoy it for fun! The Shu family has a daughter named Shu He! She cooks according to her mood, so if you get to eat her food, consider yourself lucky. Hey, hey, you there! 369Reads7.0Score—14d adds
- 186 Bound by Crosstalk: The Divine Doctor Wife of a Sanxian Master 相声结缘：三弦大佬的神医妻 You pluck three strings with your graceful hands, playing for all under heaven. I wield a scalpel and sever the forces that govern the world. This is the story of two people who excel in different fields, yet find their way to each other. At first, the heroine may be a little yandere, influenced by the original host's mindset. Over time, she will grow sunny and wise, willingly dedicating herself to the army and the people. I hope Yang Tan gets the chance to grow and transform. I love my country, 122Reads8.4Score—14d adds
- 187 Second Master, Let This Cat Get to Know You 二爷，本喵了解下 A greedy, lecherous cat sets her sights on Second Master’s looks and ends up being kept by him. For the details, read the story. This is an absolute gem worth collecting. 52Reads6.4Score—14d adds
- 188 Alongside Thunder 伴雷 [Imagination + romance + sweet indulgence + everyone’s favorite + a little showbiz] As the only senior apprentice in the Yun generation at Deyun Society, she may be small, but her seniority is anything but, and she has a boyfriend who’s a jealous big shot: Zhang Yunlei. After his leap in Nanjing, he shot to fame. A clap of thunder broke through the clouds, and the whole world came to know his name. Zhang Yunlei’s life was full of ups and downs, but the person who stayed by his side from beginnin 127Reads8.0Score—14d adds
- 189 Deyun Society: I Handed the System Over to the State 德云社：我把系统上交国家 Synopsis An eighteen-year-old girl happens upon a System. Other people use their Systems to reach the pinnacle of success, with handsome men by their side. As for our Lin Mo, she turns her System over to the country. The country helps her complete the System’s missions. When it comes to trying out for the Long Division, of course she has to participate. The country will be voting for her! There’s no chance she’ll get too few votes; she might even take first place. For the talent show, just find 118Reads5.1Score—14d adds
- 190 Deyun Society: Official Variety Show Partner 德云社：官方综艺合作伙伴 [Complete] Also known as: All-Star: I’m Here for My Career, Not Men An original story with an original female lead. No copying or borrowing plot ideas. Thanks for your support. An all-star cast, but Deyun Society is definitely the main focus. Deyun Society’s officially designated partner: He Keke He Keke is a classic case of someone who returned after a year in the industry and was still a complete unknown. Her agent couldn’t figure it out: she had great acting skills and looks, and she was har 176Reads8.3Score—14d adds
- 191 Deyun Society: The Lemon Fan Who Won Her Idol's Heart 德云社：柠檬追星成功 As an unofficial member of Lemon's fanbase, I unexpectedly return to my childhood. My goal is to grow up and go to Beijing, hear Brother Bian'er perform crosstalk up close, spend some time in his city, and, most of all, prevent that accident so he can live freely and without regrets. I'm writing this just for my own enjoyment, so please don't take it as referring to the real person. Please go easy on me if anything is off. I'll gladly take good suggestions on board. 201Reads8.7Score—14d adds
- 192 All-Star Cast: I Became Beautiful Thanks to My Pheromones 全明星：我靠信息素变美 My new work is out! You can find it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 135Reads6.9Score—14d adds
- 193 Tomb Raiding: My Wife Is an Archaeology Professor 盗墓：我媳妇是考古教授 Hong Xiu is the direct great-granddaughter of the second master of the Hong family, one of the Upper Three Gates of the Old Nine Gates. Clever from a young age, she was adored by her elders. She met Zhang Yunlei during an archaeological expedition, and they gradually fell in love. This story is currently updated whenever the author feels like it. 6.7kReads—Score45714d adds
- 194 Showbiz: The Top-Tier Superstar Started Out in Crosstalk 娱乐：顶流巨星从相声开始 Bai Cha discovers that he has transmigrated to a time before Deyun Society became famous across the country, and that Cao Yun, its current number-one star, is giving him a hard time at every turn. Seeing his best friend living in such dire straits while waiting for him to return breaks his heart. Fortunately, Bai Cha is bound to a god-tier Entertainment System. With Bai Cha’s help, Deyun Society becomes a top-tier star on the world stage. [This story is entirely fictional. Any resemblance is bec 1Reads5.3Score—14d adds
- 195 Superstar: Taking Over Showbiz with Stand-Up Comedy 超级巨星：从相声开始制霸娱乐圈 Taoyun Society. Liu Yunxuan has just transmigrated and hasn't even had a moment to collect himself when he's told to join Taoyun Comedy Club. Luckily, he binds to a God-Tier Entertainment System just in time. From then on, the entertainment industry has a new, versatile superstar with a seriously cheeky streak. Reporter: “Mr. Liu, how did you go from being an unknown crosstalk performer to a superstar?” Everyone expects Liu Yunxuan to say something formal, like how he must first thank his mentor 51Reads5.8Score—14d adds
- 196 The Whole Audience Demanded Refunds. Now You Remember I’m the Young Master? 万人退票，您想起我少班主来了？ “I’m twenty years old, and I still don’t dare raise my voice when I talk to you! Why can he interrupt a theater performance and run around onstage? And you just smile and pick him up, saying he’s your son?!” “Why does he have a big room of his own and so many toys they won’t all fit in the warehouse, while I don’t even have a toothbrush, a towel, or a bed?” “He’s your son. What am I?!” As the young master of the crosstalk troupe Qiyunge, Guo Sizhe grew up under an oppressive, harsh upbringing. H 50Reads6.4Score—14d adds
- 197 Deyun: The Truth Is Out, I'm a Trillionaire and I'm Done Pretending 德云：摊牌了，我亿亿富翁不装了 “I said withdraw from the competition, so you will! You’re nothing without me!” “Leave Deyun Pavilion? Just wait until you’re reduced to living on the streets!” “Master! Ye Feng was invited by Zhou Jielun to be the closing guest at his concert!” “Master! Ye Feng has been exposed as the non-mainstream singing god Vea!” “Master! Ye Feng sold all 70,000 tickets to his solo concert in ten seconds!” “Master! Ye Feng is the richest man in the world!” “Get out!!!” After Ye Feng left Deyun Pavilion, eve 104Reads5.6Score—14d adds
- 198 Deyun Society: The Price of Rebirth 德云社：重生之代价 (Entirely fictional. Please don't associate this with real people! Signed, with three prohibitions!) A levelheaded, easygoing fake fan of Bian'er-ge suddenly gets an invitation to be reborn. Of course she'll accept without hesitation! Living a second life, she becomes Bian'er-ge's younger sister, successfully infiltrates the “Deyun Men's Group,” and takes the throne as everyone's favorite. But everything comes at a price… Bonus chapter rules: 1. A tip of 100 coins earns one bonus chapter. 2. Bec 133Reads6.7Score—14d adds
- 199 Deyun Society: Welcome Back, Young Lady! 德云社：大小姐，欢迎回来！ When an overweight, utterly ordinary Deyun girl is brought home as the long-lost Deyun heiress who disappeared 18 years ago, will she be able to adjust to such a drastic change in her life? 396Reads8.4Score—14d adds
- 200 All-Star: The Yu Family Has a Lazy Girl in Showbiz 全明星：娱乐圈于家有个懒姑娘 Taking a couple of steps wastes enough energy to turn a flashlight into a lightsaber. Sweeping the floor wastes enough energy to turn a voice assistant into an artificial intelligence. Carrying a bucket of water wastes enough energy to turn a quadcopter into an invincible flying robot. Going shopping wastes enough energy to turn an ordinary sword into a flying sword, and cooking a meal wastes enough energy to turn a pirated martial arts manual into the real thing. What fun things will happen whe 362Reads—Score10214d adds
