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- 101 Livestreaming Videos: People of the Past Call Me an Immortal 刷视频直播，古人称我为仙人 Traveling between past and present + trading across eras. (This isn't mainly about watching videos or livestreams. Most of the time, he helps various dynasties overcome their troubles.) Just as Wang Xiaojian loses his job, a phone suddenly falls from the sky. He discovers that the phone can not only earn money by watching videos, but also let him transmigrate between past and present. Qin Shi Huang: “Immortal, give me some elixirs! I want to live forever.” Zhuge Liang: “I have all this talent, y 51Reads—Score—14d adds
- 102 What?! Our Ancestors Saw My History Livestream 惊！老祖宗们看到我的历史直播了 After Lin Qin was transferred to teach history through livestreams, she never expected to appear on the sky screens of the ancestors of every dynasty. So Lin Qin, knowing nothing about all this, diligently taught her history lessons, while the ancestors were left reeling time and time again. 31Reads5.6Score—14d adds
- 103 I Watch Videos That Connect to the Ancient World, and the Ancients Completely Lose It 我刷视频通古代，古人全部破大防 The short videos Jiang Fan scrolls through on his phone get livestreamed to ancient times, leaving the ancients utterly stunned! While watching a famous Rocket Force launch: Qin Shi Huang: “My ministers, tell me, what is that thing?” Meng Tian: “I sense boundless killing intent from it. I believe a single shot could wipe out one of our cities!” The First Emperor flies into a rage: “My Great Qin isn’t that weak!” Then the rocket launches! The First Emperor: “Notify every craftsman in the country. 209Reads—Score—14d adds
- 104 Livestreaming History: I Show the Ancients the World 直播历史：我带古人看世界 [Historical Livestream, No Romance] At the System's urging, magazine editor Qin Qian livestreams the modern world to the countless dynasties of the past. The towering Himalayas and the mighty Yangtze and Yellow Rivers leave the ancients dazzled by the splendor of the land. Skyscrapers reaching into the clouds, high-speed trains and planes racing by, and fantastical cities leave their ancestors dumbstruck. One day, Qin Qian stands atop Mount Li and smiles faintly. “Today, we're visiting the Mauso 18Reads—Score—14d adds
- 105 I Watch Videos That Connect to the Ancient World, and the Ancients Are Stunned 我刷视频通古代，古人都亚麻呆了 Otaku Qin Feng discovers that after his phone's System updates, he can share videos with people from the past! He can also livestream, sell products, and make video calls! What does it feel like to earn real money from ancient people? It must be incredible! The First Emperor: I want a detailed map of the world, so Qin's armies can crush Rome! Emperor Wu of Han: If Gatling guns are that powerful, who needs a hundred-forged steel blade? Hurry up and make me some Gatling guns! Emperor Xian of Han: —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 106 The Videos I Watch Leave Emperors of Every Dynasty Stunned 我刷的视频另各朝帝王们惊呆了 (The female lead is just a tool + this is not a serious popular science book) Ye Wan'er was an unremarkable college student who had just graduated. Then one day, while scrolling through videos, she discovered that a System had installed itself on her phone. From then on, Ye Wan'er found that she could cash out every video she watched. What she didn't know was that the videos she watched were appearing in the worlds of ancient times. Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng: “So this is the future? Foreigners? F 7Reads5.3Score—14d adds
- 107 Livestreaming Across the Myriad Worlds: Silly Videos Make the Ancients Laugh 万界直播：沙雕视频逗笑全古人 The first thing Chen Ruonan did after work was open a popular video app and start scrolling, scrolling, scrolling! What she didn't know was that a certain Host-tricking System was livestreaming every video she watched to all the dynasties. She had no idea, either, just how much shock and bewilderment her “vast” range of modern working-stiff hobbies would bring to the people of the past! Chen Ruonan: “Goose, goose, goose!” The masses of ancient people: “Heh heh heh~~” “Oh, youuu~~” “Ho ho ho~~” 87Reads—Score—14d adds
- 108 The Sky Screen Reviews and Compares Past and Present 天幕盘点，对比古今 This isn't just a sky screen roundup. There'll be more everyday comparisons between ancient and modern times. I also write slowly: four hours per chapter, and it took me twenty-five days to reach 80,000 words. Forget the synopsis! I'm honestly too lazy to come up with one. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 109 The Ancients Can See My Videos, and Wu Song and Qin Shi Huang Are Panicking 刷视频古人可见，武松秦始皇急了 People from ancient times can see the videos + they transmigrate to the modern world + lighthearted comedy Li Yiyuan downloaded a short-video app, and people from ancient times could actually see the videos he watched. When people from the past liked a video, Li Yiyuan earned money. If someone transmigrated to his world after seeing a video, he received 100,000 yuan. If he could keep them there for a day, he got an extra 30,000 yuan, for up to three days. However, there was a catch: after three 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 110 History Through Videos: Starting with the Ten Greatest Mysteries 视频通历史：从盘点十大秘闻开始 Zhao Rui, a history short-video creator, unexpectedly obtained a System that could connect to parallel worlds in every historical dynasty. He could publish history videos he'd made and project them across the ages, changing historical tragedies and earning all kinds of rewards, even extra years of life! For example, he could publish a video he'd made called “Ten Secrets That Have Been Passed Down Through the Ages!” The mystery of how the stubborn Jianwen Emperor of the Ming dynasty disappeared! 26Reads—Score—14d adds
- 111 After Livestreaming the Modern World, I Thrived in Ancient Times 直播现代后，我在古代躺赢了 Disasters ravage Daliang, leaving its people in misery. When the Crown Prince leads a prayer for rain, he accidentally opens the door to a livestream. They think the world of flourishing flowers and abundant supplies must be the legendary Upper Realm. Only later do they discover that it, too, is just the human world. 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 112 Sky Screen: A History Tea Party? This Is a Livestream Too! 天幕：历史茶话会？这也是直播！ “In your view, what is the highest expression of a commander’s military ability?” “Which emperor in history has been most underestimated?” “From a political perspective, was Huo Guang really a loyal minister?” “After Huo Qubing died, did Wei Qing still have Emperor Wu of Han Liu Che’s trust?” “If Li Chengqian hadn’t rebelled and had kept his head down, could he really have smoothly inherited the throne?” “Emperors all knew the dangers of Buddhism. Why did they merely restrict it instead of wipin 31Reads7.6Score—14d adds
- 113 The Ancestors Watch Me Scroll Through Videos 老祖宗围观我刷视频的日子 Su Xiaoxiao is an ordinary corporate drone. She never expected that saving a child would get her bound to the Myriad Worlds Communication System. From then on, her ancestors watch her scroll through videos every day... 310Reads—Score—14d adds
- 114 Sky Screen Livestream: A Puzzling Mystery from the Start 天幕直播：开局一个谜之疑惑 I can’t think of what to write. I’ll write whatever I feel like reading. But let me say upfront that I’m a fan of Ying Zheng, so he might get a lot of page time. The whole idea is to write about whatever catches my eye. I’ll just go with the flow. If you like it, give it a try. If you don’t, please head on out. Thanks. And please don’t flame me. 83Reads—Score—14d adds
- 115 Gourmet Delights: The Ancients Are Stunned by My Random Videos 美食：古人看我随机刷视频震惊了 (Short videos + Food + No CP + People from the past + Lighthearted) Jiang Xiaolan lost her job. While queuing for buns at Shuilian Park, she fainted. Then, while eating a bun, she was unexpectedly bound to System 5439. She could make money just by scrolling through videos, but she had no idea System 5439 was showing those videos to people of the past. After watching them, the ancients were utterly shaken. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 116 Unbelievable! The Ancients Are Live-Streaming Me Scrolling Through Short Videos 震惊，古人竟在直播我刷小视频 (No romance, System, short videos, with the female lead serving purely as a plot device) Lin Mo is a thoroughly overworked corporate drone. Her boss suddenly fires her, and while looking for a new job, she discovers she can earn money by watching videos on her phone. Just like that, she settles into the easy life of scrolling through videos. What Lin Mo never expected was that people in ancient times could see the short videos she watched. One song, “Little Apple,” sweeps through every dynasty 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 117 Food Livestream: From the Start, I Spoil the Tang Emperor with Secrets About the Great Tang 美食直播，开局给唐太宗剧透巨唐 [Historical what-if + livestream + Gourmet] Huhu, a small-time streamer, livestreams all kinds of Gourmet food, unaware that her broadcasts are being shown throughout the dynasties. The ministers of the Wude era: Can you really eat Tang Monk’s flesh? Li Erfeng, the emperor who built the mighty Tang dynasty: Are we talking about Crown Prince Li or King of Qin Li? Liu Che: Where did my huge Han dynasty go? The Wa people: For our Father and Grandfather! Cao Cao: I don’t have seventy-two fake tombs! 381Reads8.4Score—14d adds
- 118 The Ancients Watch Me Grind Through Practice Questions 古人围观我刷题 Sang Wanwan, a miserable civil service exam candidate, accidentally connects to parallel timelines from every dynasty in ancient China while livestreaming herself doing practice questions… She'll spoil bits of history, but won't go too deep, since she's just working through questions. She won't explain things or stream online lessons, but when a question touches on a major historical event, she'll occasionally drop a little spoiler in the comments. During livestream breaks, she'll play some tota 40Reads—Score—14d adds
- 119 From Teacher to Streamer: The Ancients Listen to My Politics Lessons 教师变主播：古人听我讲政治课 Jiang Xiao had just graduated from a teacher-training college when she landed a job at the best high school in S City, becoming a high school politics teacher. On the first day of school, she began teaching with a heart full of patriotic devotion to education. What she didn’t know was that she would not only plant a seed in her students’ hearts, but also point the way forward for every dynasty throughout history. At that moment, a massive screen appeared in the skies above every dynasty shown in 13Reads6.4Score—14d adds
- 120 Shocking! The Ancients Watch Me Scroll Through Videos and Lose It 惊！古人看我刷视频全都破防了 (Ancient people + history + modern times + no romance) Ren Ruyi transmigrates to a parallel-world Huaxia and binds herself to a video-watching System. Since the System connects to every dynasty in history, it runs out of energy, so Ren Ruyi has no idea that people from the past are watching the videos she scrolls through... The ancients can see the videos Ren Ruyi watches... —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 121 My Short Videos Got Livestreamed, and the Ancients Lost It 我刷短视频被直播，古人破大防 I scroll through videos, and every dynasty can watch them in sync! The First Emperor, Ying Zheng: What? The Great Qin is supposed to last ten thousand generations, but it falls after just two? Zhao Gao, get out here! I open my heart to you, and you play mind games with me. Tell me, is this a deer or a horse?! 85Reads—Score—14d adds
- 122 I Made Videos for the Ancestor, and Somehow Became a Little Rich Lady? 给老祖宗刷视频，刷成了小富婆？ After Lin Xinnan is fired, she gets bound to the “Past and Present, China and Beyond” System. All she has to do is watch videos to earn a little money. What she doesn’t know is that while she’s engrossed in videos, her ancestors are already overwhelmed by what they’re seeing... “What’s that thing flying in the sky that can carry people?” “Oh my heavens! That person is lying on the sand without any clothes on!” “How can anyone be called a Southern Little Potato?” “Goodness! Why are they lining up 142Reads—Score—14d adds
- 123 The Ancients Join Me for an Online Teacher Certification Exam 古人陪我云考教资 Fu Yue was studying hard for her teacher certification exam over summer break, completely unaware that a whole group of ancient sages were keeping her company. She got to experience the ultimate virtual study session, accompanied by some truly heavyweight figures from the past, including Confucius, Mencius, and Qin Shi Huang... 213Reads5.5Score—14d adds
- 124 I Show the Ancients Short Videos: The Funny and Emo Edition 我给古代刷短视频，搞笑emo篇 [Comedy + Absurd antics from the ancients] The Douyin videos Zhong Yan watched accidentally got livestreamed to every dynasty throughout history. Whether it was singing, dancing, or viral internet memes, the ancestors all rushed to imitate them. They became a balm for the weariness of their lives. Qin Shi Huang: “I unified the realm. Don’t I deserve to keep the music playing and the dancing going? Are you trying to make me depressed before you’ll be happy? The sky screen finally showed the ‘Subj 43Reads—Score—14d adds
- 125 Ancient People Lose It After Short Videos Are Livestreamed 刷短视频被直播，古人集体破防了 [Three Kingdoms + Tang + Han + Qin + Ming + Song and other iconic moments + face-slapping] Su Hao downloads an app that pays people to watch short videos, never expecting the videos he watches to be projected into the past. Looking up at the sky, people from ancient times see all kinds of short videos. They witness the power of ironclad ships and modern artillery, the splendor of towering skyscrapers, and ordinary people living in peace and comfort. They even see commoners living better than the 22Reads—Score—14d adds
- 126 Livestreaming for the Ancients to Broaden Their Horizons 直播给古人看，让他们见世面 [System + modern-day livestreaming + no CP + fictional dynasty + a day trip to the modern world for people from the past + trade between past and present + interdimensional trading] Du Ruo was hit by a drunk driver and sent flying more than ten meters. The driver died at the scene, yet all Du Ruo suffered was a fracture in her right shin. She thought her ancestors had protected her from beyond the grave, but then a livestreaming System suddenly appeared. It claimed that it had been the one to “c —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 127 Watching Videos with the Ancestors and Discussing the World's Hot Topics 和老祖宗一起刷视频共讨天下热点 [Historical What-Ifs]+ [Transmigrate Into a Book and Reveal the Plot]+ [System Binding]+ [No Romance]+ [Watching Videos] Su Qin obtains a treasure System. Videos he watches can be played across multiple dynasties through the System, and emperors from different eras can communicate with one another. Su Qin doesn't believe he could really have a golden finger, so he idly scrolls through videos and catches up on the day's trending news: [A child has been kidnapped, and the family has yet to find th 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 128 What’s Up with the Live-Stream Sky Screen? Ever Heard of Parallel Universes? 直播天幕怎么了，平行宇宙听过没 Hey, everyone, please be patient. I'm making major revisions to the earlier chapters. After reading Chapters 1-12 and 28-40, you can start from Chapter 67. Li Yu's story will jump straight from Chapter 40 to Chapter 333. This is not a historical novel! It's about humans from a Level Seven civilization using time travel and parallel-universe theory to return to the past and change it, thereby breaking through the blockade surrounding their civilization. Song Jun has no idea that the ancients can 4.8kReads—Score10814d adds
- 129 Your Majesty, Don't Cry. My Videos Never End 陛下您别哭，我的视频刷不完 [Video Roundups] + [Anime Crossover] + [Wuxia Crossover] + [Film and TV Crossover] + [History] + [Comedy]... Watching the “Traditional Chinese Fashion Takes on Online Trends” showcase video Yang Guifei: “What sort of fashionable new garment is this ‘distressed jeans’?” Jia Baoyu: “‘AJ sneakers’? If these shoes could be paired with my fine clothes, they would surely set the fashion trend in the capital!” Watching the “Anime Characters Meet Classical Chinese Poetry” mashup video Lin Daiyu: “Kudo S 14Reads—Score—14d adds
- 130 I Scrolled Through a Short Video, and the Emperors of All Worlds Were Stunned 我刷个短视频，诸天帝王看呆了 Liu Mu is a seasoned gamer who likes to unwind by scrolling through short videos whenever he has some free time. What he never expected was that his videos were being broadcast simultaneously across every dynasty. First video: The fall of China’s last dynasty. What became of its emperor? The emperors of every dynasty were stunned. What? The imperial system is gone? What replaced it? Second video: Four pilgrims journey west. They pass through the Eight Hundred Li Lion-Camel Ridge and gaze upon th 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 131 Videos Connect to Every Dynasty, Leaving All the Ancestors Depressed! 视频通万朝，老祖宗集体致郁！ Transmigrated to a parallel world. Qin Lang accidentally activated the Myriad Realms Video app. His phone connected to every dynasty, sharing its screen with people throughout history. Watching makeup videos of beautiful women made the First Emperor of the Ages get hard twice in a row. Watching the Three Kingdoms exposed explosive scandals about the Liu, Cao, and Sun families. Watching the Ming Dynasty nearly made Zhu Yuanzhang chop off Zhu Di's head. Watching Emperor Wu of Han almost led Huo Qu 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 132 I Showed Videos to People of the Past, and They Were Stunned! 我刷视频给古人看，古人傻眼了！ Wang Ming has no idea that the videos he watches are being broadcast live in ancient times. Every dynasty can see this enormous sky screen. And the sky screen is showing the very videos Wang Ming is watching. Everyone in the past, from ordinary people to the founding ancestors and emperors, is utterly baffled. Zhu Yuanzhang: What do you mean, the Ming dynasty’s God of War? Ying Zheng: I am the greatest emperor of all time! Li Shimin: How is that even possible? Liu Shan: Why am I called the usele —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 133 I Posted Absurd Short Videos, and the Ancients Completely Lost It 刷抽象短视频，古人直接破大防 Zhou Chen unexpectedly gets a magical app, and the videos he watches are projected across different worlds and eras. After seeing the videos Zhou Chen watches, all the ancestors of China are utterly scandalized! He watches [Lin Daiyu Uproots a Willow Tree!] Cao Cao: Th-this Lin Daiyu, what does she have to do with women?! He watches [Tang Dynasty Hanfu Dance] Cao Cao: Keep the music playing! Keep dancing! It's improper, but I like watching it! He watches [The Empress Dowager Announces the Winnin 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 134 Videos Connect Past and Present: The World Is Run by Amateurs 视频通古今：世界是个草台班子 Su Mu, an ordinary worker who'd just been laid off, only wanted to lie down and get a good night's sleep in his rented apartment. He never expected to transmigrate to a parallel world with only a dozen or so countries, including the East and the West. His golden finger was a video projection System that could show events from every world. The West, the overlord of Blue Star, had citizens selling their organs and living in sewers... It constantly exploited its allies and siphoned off their wealth 30Reads—Score—14d adds
- 135 Livestream: The Ancients Watch a Ranking of the Future, and Lose Their Cool 直播：古人看未来盘点，心态炸了 A livestream that reveals the future across time descends upon the ancient world! When people of the past see what lies ahead, can they keep their composure?! Get ready for a major meltdown among the ancients! [Qin dynasty: The Qin Epic? No, the Record of the Qin Dynasty’s Rapid Collapse!] Ying Zheng watches as Zhao Gao calls a deer a horse, Li Si aids a tyrant, Hu Hai gives himself over to debauchery, the Six States rise again, and the Epang Palace goes up in flames… Ying Zheng: “Impossible! Ab 14Reads—Score—14d adds
- 136 Red Short-Video App: Shocking Our Ancestors for Ten Thousand Years 红色短视频：震撼老祖宗一万年 [Male lead is a tool + national grudge and family feud + anti-Yuan and Qing] Short videos travel back to ancient times, projected onto a sky screen at countless points throughout the dynasties. From the start, bombard the Tang Enbo forces again! Zhu Yuanzhang: Raise an army and march north! Zhao Kuangyin: We must fight with all our might! Later, footage of the Zhuhai Airshow and the Nantianmen Project is shown to the people of ancient times, one after another. Liu Bang: If only we had weapo 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 137 I Scroll Through My Phone with the Dynasties: The Dragon, Phoenix, and Pig Are All My Biggest Haters 万朝陪我刷手机龙凤猪竟是我毒唯 [Silly, fun read] [Sky Screen] [Lighthearted] [Watch-along] Sang Qie had no idea that the phone she’d won in a giveaway contained an automatically running System. Everything she did on her phone would be projected by the Sky Screen into the dynasties of various parallel worlds. How will people from ancient times react as they watch the videos and anime she browses in her daily life? Currently watching the original The Legend of Qin series... Updates will continue, so stay tuned! ୧꒰•̀ᴗ•́꒱୨ Note: 16Reads5.5Score—14d adds
- 138 This Is a Magical Sky Screen 这是一条神奇的天幕 I know the cover isn't very good, and it doesn't measure up to other people's. I made it myself. Don't sweat the details. Sky screen, a male lead who's just a tool, a System, and light interaction across different worlds. History is full of regrets. What if Qin Shi Huang had known his dynasty would fall after just two generations? What if Emperor Wu of Han had known about the Witchcraft Disaster? What if Emperor Taizong of Tang had known about the An Lushan Rebellion? Here, I'll do my best to ma 158Reads—Score—14d adds
- 139 I Own a Shopping Street, and My Tenants Come from Ancient Times 我有一条商业街，租客来自古代 [Not historical + no romance + System + comedy] Ying Shu inherited a shopping street. Just as she was getting ready to sell it, a System calling itself the Myriad Worlds Trading City found her and helped her bind the street to it. She was tasked with developing the strongest trading hub in the Myriad Worlds. From then on, she began inviting people from all sorts of worlds to open shops and do business in her trading city. There were emperors from various historical worlds, including Qin Shi Huan 1.4kReads6.9Score14614d adds
- 140 A Historical Roll Call: Fu Hao from the Start, Shocking Every Dynasty 盘点：开局妇好，震惊各朝 [System] + [No Romance] + [Women in History] + [Making Up for Regrets] + [Lighthearted] Throughout China's glorious history, many men have made their mark, but women have also earned their place in the historical record. What changes might history undergo when the System presents these remarkable women to people from every dynasty? (I've read lots of historical livestream stories, and they tend to feature the same popular figures over and over. Very few focus on women, or cover many of them, so 10Reads—Score—14d adds
- 141 After Being Driven to the Brink, Why Do You Regret Going Solo Against the Five Permanent Members? 逼上绝路后单撸五常你后悔什么？ Jiang Feng is an orphan. In his previous life, he studied hard and finally developed a superconductor, only for a senior student to brazenly steal the credit. The impostor soared to success and basked in the world's admiration, while Jiang Feng was crushed by the betrayal, reduced to a corporate drone, and forced to endure every hardship life had to offer. Reborn, Jiang Feng cast off his former cowardice and showed what he could do, bypassing the school entirely to become a prodigy at a research 15Reads—Score—14d adds
- 142 The Ancestors Watch My Videos on the Sky Screen 天幕直播之老祖宗看我刷视频 Ji Weiwei is a third-year university student currently doing an internship! She studies computer science, but she’s also very fond of traditional culture. In her spare time, she likes watching videos and doing crafts. Recently, she’s become very interested in intangible cultural heritage... —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 143 Making Videos for My Descendants in the Interstellar Era 刷视频给星际的子孙们看 Liang He was bound to a System, which projected a sky screen into the interstellar age. Before long, the entire galaxy was watching Liang He scroll through videos. In the distant future, humanity had forgotten its history after a great catastrophe. Then the sky screen appeared: “Ding! Server-wide announcement: The Year 2024 AD S3 season instance is about to begin.” The people of the interstellar age cried, “The year 2024 AD? Our ancestors?!!!” —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 144 Livestream: Absurd Tales from History Shatter the Ancients' Worldview 直播：荒诞野史震碎古人三观 Zhou Yu: “What? I actually died because I suffocated when the peepholes in my coffin were blocked?” Cao Cao: “What? I’m actually a woman? I like young wives because my periods are irregular?” Zulong: “What? I’m Lü Buwei’s son? Impossible, absolutely impossible!” Liu Shan: “No wonder Dad dropped me. It turns out I’m Cao Cao’s son.” As Zhao Shanhe livestreamed, one absurd piece of unofficial history after another spread far and wide. The ancients cried out in unison: “We’re begging you, streamer, 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 145 Sky Screen: The Ancients Watch My Laid-Back Life 天幕：古人围观我的咸鱼生活 After quitting her job and returning home, Han Yuexuan decides to take a good long rest. When she's tired, she stays in and watches videos or plays games, and occasionally goes out for fun. Then one day, she gets a System, and her laid-back life is broadcast to the dynasties of the past... Written by a complete beginner. The videos are chosen at random: whatever comes up is what I write about. 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 146 Videos Connect the Past and Present, Leaving Emperors Across the Ages in Shambles 视频通古今，众帝王集体破防了 Su Zhe accidentally acquired a short-video-sharing System. The videos he watched appeared across various eras of ancient China! Watching “A Ranking of the Ten Greatest Benevolent Rulers in Ancient China”! Qin Shi Huang: What? My Great Qin is gone? Being honored as the Ancestral Dragon sounds pretty good, though! Zhu Yuanzhang: They say I started out with nothing but a bowl, but who understands how hard that was? Watching “A Ranking of the Ten Most Heartbreaking Moments in History”! Zhao Gou: If 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 147 Shocking! The Ancestors Can See the Videos I Scroll Through 震惊！老祖宗能看到我刷的视频 The emperors of every dynasty are shocked to discover that they can watch videos of my show. First Emperor: What? My Great Qin only lasts two generations? Someone, behead Hu Hai and Zhao Gao! Li Yuan: I’m freaking out. My son is forcing me to become the Retired Emperor. Please help, I’m freaking out! Zhu Yuanzhang: Fourth son, explain what this Yongle Emperor business is all about! Zhu Di: What a fine grandson! How about we only have one child? Let’s not have a second. The great clans: Huang, do 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 148 I Scroll Short Videos, and the Ancients Are Shocked 我刷短视频，古人震惊 (Ancient times + history + wild imagination + a protagonist who’s just a tool) Zhang Yao unexpectedly obtained a miraculous System. The short videos he watched were somehow broadcast across all the heavens and countless dynasties, leaving emperors and historical sages stunned. First Emperor: My Qin dynasty actually fell after only two generations! I must change fate! Cao Cao: What! That treacherous dog Sima Yi! I’m going to kill him! Wang Mang: Impossible! Absolutely impossible! My Xin dynasty w 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 149 What? The Ancestors Saw the Videos I Scrolled Past! 惊，我刷的视频被老祖宗看到了！ Xu Keru was a sophomore in college. One day, while hurrying to an early-morning class, she nearly tripped over a rock. Annoyed, she kicked it away, never expecting to kick out a System! After that, the ancestors also gained a clear understanding of how people in later generations lived. Xu Keru: “So this is what it feels like to be an ancient emperor? Wow~” The emperors of every dynasty: “…” The common folk’s eyes lit up. “I never thought I’d get to see this in my lifetime!” “What do you mean, 23Reads8.2Score—14d adds
- 150 I Watch Videos That Connect Me to the Past: Emperors Across the Ages Are Losing It 我刷视频通古代：历代帝王破防了 A phone connects to ancient times, and videos played on it are projected for people of every dynasty to see? [Who is history's number one foolish emperor?] The emperors who see their names are instantly mortified! [The latest grain output by province.] People in the famine-stricken late Ming dynasty weep at the sight. [The story of the chariot king of Gaoling River.] Emperor Taizong of Song, Zhao Guangyi, is left stunned. People throughout the dynasties watch the videos Qin Mo posts, learning ne 8Reads8.0Score—14d adds
