Novels like Siheyuan: This Is Ridiculous! I Have an Infinite Supply of Meat
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- 151 Siheyuan: Cao Cao Transmigrates into Xu Damao 四合院：曹操穿越许大茂 After waking from a nap, Cao Cao found himself transformed into Xu Damao, the good man of the courtyard. What golden finger? I, Cao Cao, am the greatest golden finger of all. Do the Jian'an literary style and the poems of Wei Wudi count? —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 152 Siheyuan: Divine Choices Begin with Beating Bang Geng 四合院：神级选择从暴打棒梗开始 Fang Xiangdong transmigrates after ranting about the ridiculous drama Four-Hearts Courtyard! Into a world with the same name, no less! The moment he opens his eyes, he sees Bang Geng, the courtyard’s “Thieving Saint,” brazenly breaking into his home in broad daylight. Faced with this start, a System called Divine Choices binds itself to Fang Xiangdong! Several options appear before him! He’s just arrived in this world. Should he keep the peace and pretend he knows nothing, lying low for a wh —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 153 Siheyuan Prequel: Turmoil at the Steel Mill 四合院前传，轧钢厂风云 After watching the TV series and all kinds of fan fiction, I was inspired to give everyone a true-to-the-era Yi Zhonghai. Starting with Liberation, this is the story of how Yi Zhonghai, still a middle-aged man, gradually takes control of the courtyard. Why does a childless man command such respect in both the courtyard and the factory? How is he able to control the entire courtyard? What changes take place at the steel mill? How do ordinary people live against the backdrop of the times? The era 29Reads—Score—14d adds
- 154 Siheyuan: A Feast Right from the Start? 四合院：开局就吃席？ Li Yang transmigrates into the world of Fowl-Filled Siheyuan. He plans to stay away from those beasts, but the sudden arrival of a System leaves him no choice but to return. After going back, Li Yang gets a good look at what these so-called beasts are really like. He resolves to rely on the System and do his best to survive in this era. A series of chance encounters brings him to Lou Xiao'e, who has yet to marry Xu Damao. So Li Yang marries Lou Xiao'e and takes each day seriously. 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 155 Siheyuan: I Came to Seek Refuge, but Was Turned Away at the Door 四合院：开局投奔，被拒门外 Zhang Nan transmigrates to the world of the courtyard houses and becomes Silly Zhu's cousin. From the start, he decides to head into the city and seek refuge with him. But to his surprise, Silly Zhu refuses to acknowledge his cousin and, egged on by Qin Huairu, treats Zhang Nan like a poor beggar. Just as Zhang Nan is at his wits' end, he happens to help put out a major fire at the neighborhood office's warehouse. In recognition of his meritorious actions, the neighborhood office arranges a plac —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 156 Siheyuan: Starting by Reclaiming My Property 四合院：从收回房产开始 [Kindness gets you pushed around. Being too kind makes you an idiot.] After transmigrating into the world of Love in the Courtyard, Xu Anping receives the house his father left him. He immediately sets out, traveling from the Northeast to the capital. On his very first day there to claim the property, he catches Qin Huairu bathing in his house! Only then does he realize that the Jia family had long since taken over his home! The other courtyard residents have even divided up all the furniture! U —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 157 Siheyuan: From the Start, Bang Geng Shows Up to Steal My Fiancée 四合院：开局棒梗上门抢我未婚妻 After an unexpected turn of events, Li Yan arrives in a Beijing courtyard compound in the 1980s. Before he's even had a chance to settle in, Banggeng shows up with his fiancée to break off their engagement. I'm a young man in the prime of my life. It's only fair that you pay me compensation for emotional distress, right? Silly Zhu's family opens a big restaurant, so of course I can open one across the street from them and hire He Daqing as my chef, right? This is a story about starting a busines 2Reads5.6Score—14d adds
- 158 Siheyuan: Bad Luck Follows Me as I Take Down the Beasts 四合院：霉运缠身坑杀禽兽 (This is a mindless power fantasy) Lin Li unexpectedly drops dead, only to transmigrate straight into the courtyard house. His parents are both dead, and the beasts are watching him like hawks. From the start, Jia Zhangshi tries to snatch his food, while Yi Zhonghai takes her side. At the crucial moment, he awakens the Bad Luck System. Whoever dares mess with me will be plagued by bad luck! One misfortune after another! What?! Banggeng and Jia Zhangshi snuck in at night to steal my fish?! I'll h 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 159 Reborn: Lending a Helping Hand in the Siheyuan 重生之四合院帮扶开始 He Jianguo, a young man from modern times, was up late at home watching Love in the Courtyard when a ding suddenly rang in his mind: he had successfully awakened the Support System. He then transmigrated to the day before He Yuzhu's father, He Daqing, left, and became He Daqing's younger cousin. He also got a Support System containing billions of supplies. Its only task was to help Silly Zhu get married and have children, after which he could return to the present. He Daqing found He Jianguo and 792Reads—Score—14d adds
- 160 Siheyuan: From the Start, I Taught Yi Zhonghai a Lesson 四合院：开局教训易中海 After transmigrating into The Birds of the Courtyard, the whole lot of them actually want to gang up and get me killed? Fortunately, I transmigrated with a golden finger. After turning the tables, I snatch victory from the jaws of defeat! It’s either you die or I do! 80Reads—Score—14d adds
- 161 Siheyuan: Starting in 1962, I Put the Jia Family in Their Place 四合院：1962开局整治贾家 No System + Slice of Life + Period Piece + One Female Lead Isn't a System essential when transmigrating into a courtyard house? My transmigration was an absolute failure. I saw with my own eyes how old I looked. No wonder no girls liked me. I don't care what happens to Silly Zhu, but anyone who messes with me will pay for it! 97Reads—Score—14d adds
- 162 Siheyuan: Reborn as Silly Zhu, Racing All the Way 四合院：魂穿傻柱，一路狂飙 He Yuzhu, an overworked 996 office drone, transmigrates into the body of Silly Zhu in the world of the courtyard. Faced with the fate of being stuck with someone else's leftovers, He Yuzhu cries, “NO!” He decisively snatches Lou Xiao'e away, makes Xu Damao his sworn brother, and plans ahead. Then he races ahead on a golden path unlike any other. A different courtyard, a different kind of excitement. This synopsis is too short to do the story justice, so please head to the main text. 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 163 Siheyuan: Reborn in the Sixties, I Awaken a Traditional Medicine System 四合院：重生六零，觉醒中医系统 Why is a master of traditional Chinese medicine willing to wait in line in a little alley? Why have retired senior officials, absent for years, practically worn down the threshold of a courtyard house? Ye Cheng of the courtyard transmigrates from the modern world and awakens a god-tier traditional medicine System! From then on, a single silver needle can decide life and death; one dose of medicine can turn the tide. He treats patients with lost ancient remedies and sees through chronic, stubborn 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 164 Siheyuan: I Steal Jia Dongxu's Match from the Start 四合院：开局截胡贾东旭 In 1953, Jia Dongxu sets out from the 49th City for Qin Family Village in Changping to bring home his bride. On the way, a man who drops from the sky crushes his neck and breaks his spine. The man absorbs Jia Dongxu’s memories and takes over his identity. Riding Jia Dongxu’s borrowed old bicycle, he continues his journey to propose. This time, Qin Huairu doesn’t become a young widow. Nor does she have to live under the same roof as her wicked mother-in-law, Jia Zhangshi. Instead, she and the new 32Reads5.5Score—14d adds
- 165 Siheyuan: Xiaoe's Brother Beats the Daylights Out of Silly Zhu 四合院：晓娥他哥，暴揍傻柱 In his early years, he used the power of the System to seek his fortune abroad. When the winds of reform swept across China, he headed to the capital to negotiate a partnership with the steel mill. At this point! Old Mrs. Deaf had already passed away. Bang Geng had just returned from his rural assignment, and would soon learn to operate a film projector from Xu Damao. Qin Huairu and Silly Zhu were still carrying on their ambiguous relationship. Facing the whole courtyard full of beasts, Lou Xiao 49Reads—Score—14d adds
- 166 Siheyuan: I’m a Great Director 四合院：我是大导演 That year, Silly Zhu was fourteen, Xu Damao was thirteen, Jia Dongxu was seventeen, and the protagonist, Ye Hao, was eighteen. That year, He Daqing had not run off, Old Jia was still alive, and Yi Zhonghai was not yet the courtyard's senior uncle. That year, the steel mill had just been renovated. Lou Bancheng was still Lou Bancheng, and Lou Xiao'e was still a young lady. Qin Huairu was still earning work points. And yet, that very same year, He Daqing ran off, Old Jia was paralyzed, and Yi Zhon —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 167 Siheyuan: As the Head Elder, I Can Simplify Anything 四合院：我一大爷，能简化一切 After transmigrating into the world of a Beijing courtyard compound, he becomes Yi Zhonghai, the First Master. A 20-year-old soul in a 50-year-old body, but he activates a Simplification System that can simplify anything, including ways to stay healthy... As long as he drinks tea every day, he can grow young again and return to the physical condition of a 20-year-old. By then, the First Madam has already died ahead of time. It’s time to show everyone how an old bull can feast on young grass. Wit —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 168 More Children, More Blessings in the Siheyuan 我在四合院多子多福 My new work is out! Welcome to Tomato Novel to read it. I'm a newcomer just starting to write, so please give my work your support. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your attention motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! Bai Ziwei transmigrates to a parallel world of courtyard houses. See how he sets the whole courtyard of troublemakers straight, builds his career, and lives life on his own terms. How far can the motherland go with his help? —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 169 Siheyuan: From the Start, I Meet Qin Huairu and Steal Her Away! 四合院：开局遇到秦淮茹，截胡！ Li Guodong transmigrates to a Beijing courtyard in 1956 and discovers that Qin Huairu is on her way to meet Jia Dongxu’s family for a matchmaking date. Wahaha, what are we waiting for? Hurry up and steal her away! After successfully beating Jia Dongxu to the punch, Li Guodong’s life just keeps getting sweeter. The courtyard’s assorted troublemakers: “We’re so jealous!” 1Reads—Score114d adds
- 170 Siheyuan: Starting Out as a Mechanical Engineer 四合院：从机械工程师开始 Reborn into Love in the Courtyard Li Yang skipped three grades in one go, became Kyoto's top scorer in the university entrance exam, and got into Huaqing University. Four years later, he returned and gained the most powerful System. It was nothing short of a miracle. Is Li Yang only a Level Seven mechanic? No, he's also a master chef, a master machinist, a master electrician, and a master chef. He'd planned to live a quiet, ordinary life, but unfortunately, those scoundrels all have their own ag —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 171 Siheyuan: I Just Want to Live in Peace 四合院：我只想好好的 [Brutally Eliminate the Courtyard's Beasts] He accidentally transmigrates into a courtyard house. Watch how our protagonist hones himself among scoundrels and rids the world of this bunch of nuisances. From the start, he beats Silly Zhu to a pulp. The Thief Saint turns into the last eunuch, but still comes looking for trouble, so he gets crippled on the spot. The White Lotus tries to mess with me, and I make sure she can't hook anyone. Jia Zhangshi uses a spell to summon a ghost, so I make her m 1.5kReads6.2Score10014d adds
- 172 Siheyuan: Silly Zhu Marries Jia Zhangshi from the Start 四合院：开局傻柱娶了贾张氏 The courtyard was never about fighting and killing. It was more about human relationships and the ways of the world. Liu Xuan accidentally transmigrates into the courtyard and, from the start, sends Jia Zhangshi straight to Silly Zhu's wedding room. The Third Uncle dares to scheme? He gets hauled straight in. Bang Geng dares to steal? Toss him into the cesspit! Liu Xuan kills anyone who stands in his way, be they gods or Buddhas. From then on, he's king of the courtyard, and the other birds can —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 173 Siheyuan: A Different He Yuzhu 四合院之不一样的何雨柱 Zhang Ming unexpectedly found himself reborn as He Yuzhu in this era. Remembering He Yuzhu’s tragic fate in his previous life, he resolved to take down the holier-than-thou Qin Huairu and kick the treacherous thief Jia Geng to the curb. Neighborhood solidarity? Qin Huairu’s saintly act? Just watch me turn the tide and ride the waves of this era. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 174 Siheyuan: Wiping Out the Beasts 四合院之灭杀众禽 An accident sends Ye Guan transmigrating to the early 1960s! A former soldier reassigned to civilian life, he returns to the courtyard compound from the start, only to find that Yi Zhonghai and the others have been bullying and exploiting his daughter! In a fit of rage, he sends Yi Zhonghai straight to the executioner's block! With the protagonist's arrival, all the courtyard's vermin tremble in fear! As their numbers dwindle, the courtyard compound begins to change! This story is entirely ficti 444Reads5.9Score—14d adds
- 175 Across the Myriad Worlds: From the Start in Siheyuan, I Beat Qin Huairu to a Pulp 诸天开局四合院，我暴打秦淮如 Lin Xiaoqiang transmigrates into the world of "The Birds Fill the Courtyard". He awakens the Face-Slapping System. Face-Slapping System: Slap someone in the face to earn rewards. “Smack! Yi Zhonghai’s face swells up, and he gets ten jin of grain coupons as a reward.” “Smack! Xu Damao loses a tooth, and he gets a green hat as a reward.” “Smack! Jia Zhangshi gets a black eye, and she gets ten bills of Great Unity as a reward.” “Smack, smack, smack! Qin Huairu’s face turns red, and the reward is... 17Reads—Score—14d adds
- 176 Running Rampant in the Siheyuan, Toying with All the Beasts 在四合院横行霸道，肆意玩弄诸禽 The courtyard isn't about fighting and killing, but about human relationships and social savvy. But when you're fantastically wealthy, what do you need social savvy for? Believe it or not, you could turn into a casualty the very next second! Liu Xuan gained access to 9,999 film and TV worlds and can transmigrate into any of them at will. He transmigrates into the courtyard, and from the start beats up Peng Geng. He only has to make a slight move to become invincible against every beast in the co 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 177 A Journey That Begins in the Siheyuan 从四合院开始的旅程 My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 178 Siheyuan: The Self-Cultivation of a Purchasing Agent 四合院：采购员的自我修养 [Siheyuan + farming + period setting + transmigration] Chen Xinnian transmigrates to a difficult era of widespread shortages. Living in a Siheyuan full of beasts, how can he build himself a good life? First Grandpa: Xinnian's a good kid, just the sort to look after me in my old age. Too bad he's so crafty and hard to control. Second Grandpa: That kid got another radio coupon. How come the leaders like him so much? Third Grandpa: Kids, Lou Xiao'e invited Chen Xinnian over for meat again. The smel 91Reads5.4Score—14d adds
- 179 Siheyuan: The Daring Life of Qin Taizi 四合院：秦太子的张扬人生 Long live Brother Wolf, long live Luocha Haishi! The author writes out of love. Brother Wolf haters, stay away. Qin Shengli had transmigrated, and he was panicking. Qin Huairu was now his aunt, Jia Dongxu was his uncle, and the unborn Banggeng was his cousin. What was he supposed to do? Most importantly, his dad seemed to be a transmigrator too, and was about to become a high-ranking officer. If he found out Qin Shengli was a transmigrator, would he shoot him dead? And what was going on with Che 6Reads7.0Score—14d adds
- 180 Aunt Huairu, You Don't Want Banggeng Getting Hurt, Do You? 淮茹阿姨，你也不想棒梗出事吧 One day, Chen Shiwu transmigrates. He wakes up in the back courtyard of Love in the Courtyard. After he was injured while saving Banggeng and became an idiot, Jia Zhangshi had been taking advantage of him for half a year. Once he comes to his senses, he unexpectedly awakens an Affinity System. As long as he gets along with the residents, he earns rewards. Sigh... wait! Affinity? Does this mean he has to build a harmonious, happy courtyard? 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 181 Livestreaming from the Siheyuan: Pranking Every Beast 直播四合院：整蛊所有禽兽 [Livestreaming + period story set in a Beijing courtyard, with a fun, humorous tone] Zhang Sanfeng wakes up one day to find that he has transmigrated into the world of Birds Filling the Courtyard and activated a Livestreaming System. The more viewers his livestream attracts, the more points he earns. He can redeem his points for all kinds of items in the System's shop. To build a better life, Zhang Sanfeng sets out to drive the courtyard's troublemakers crazy with one prank after another. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 182 A Life That Begins with Love in the Courtyard 从情满四合院开始的人生 When a modern man becomes the younger brother of He Yuzhu in Love in the Courtyard, he has no System or special powers, just a vague foreknowledge of what’s to come. What can he do? Should he watch as his brother He Yuzhu gets cheated out of everything and left with nothing? Or should he try to change it all? 153Reads7.8Score—14d adds
- 183 Siheyuan: Starting with Daily Sign-Ins 四合院：从每天签到开始 “Mm...” Ye Xiaobao slowly opened his eyes. Taking in the crude, unfamiliar surroundings before him, he was filled with confusion. “Didn't I jump off a building and die? Where am I now? Did someone save me? That's impossible. I jumped from the roof of a 120-story building. What kind of person could save me? They'd have to be Superman.” That's right, Ye Xiaobao was a promising young man in the 21st century. He wasn't even thirty, yet he owned a company worth over a hundred million. Business had be 352Reads6.5Score—14d adds
- 184 Blending In at the Siheyuan: I’m Steve 混在四合院：我是史蒂夫 A no-violence courtyard, a no-violence courtyard, a no-violence courtyard. Important things must be said three times. If you don't like it, don't read. Meng Fan brings My World with him as he transmigrates into the world of the courtyard. Huh, the deaf old lady really is a martyr's family member. The neighborhood office director, Wang, said so herself. Huh, Jia Zhangshi is actually so amiable, and He Yuzhu isn't a simp either? Oh, Jia Dongxu, the courtyard's number-one handsome man, is still aro 70Reads6.0Score10014d adds
- 185 A Comeback Journey Starting in the Siheyuan 从四合院开始的逆袭之旅 In The Courtyard House, he was He Daqing, the man widows adored. In Nothing But Thirty, he was Chen Yu, the master of keeping women on the hook. In Blossoms Shanghai, he was Zhang Anren. In Ode to Joy, he was Wang Baichuan, Fan Shengmei’s classmate... 313Reads6.4Score—14d adds
- 186 Siheyuan: A World of Change 四合院之风云变幻 A different kind of life in the courtyard houses: no becoming a chancellor, no acting like a lovesick doormat, and definitely no taking over someone else’s mess. See how a 21st-century transmigrator turns the tide in the 20th century. —Reads6.0Score—14d adds
- 187 Love in the Courtyard: I Am Silly Zhu 情满四合院之我是傻柱 The train of time thunders forward, bound for an unknown destination, and He Yuzhu furrows his brow. Having transmigrate into the body of a man with the same name, he silently vows never to meet the fate of the original story and never to live a miserable life. First things first: he will keep his distance from the widow. [Courtyard House: currently serialized] Next world: [An Ordinary Life]. 63Reads—Score—14d adds
- 188 Reborn in the Siheyuan: A Web of Espionage 重生四合院之谍影迷踪 My name is Wang Jianguo. I close my eyes, open them again, and find myself in the capital in the autumn of 1948. Just then, someone outside yells, “Silly Zhu, stop right there! Run again and I'll break your legs.” Good grief! How did I end up in this “concentration camp for good people”? This story will weave together elements from The Glorious Era, Kite, Little Woman, and Blood-Colored Romance. And of course, a System is a must. 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 189 Siheyuan: With My Pocket Dimension 四合院：带着随身空间 Wang Hongyi only made a couple of sarcastic remarks about Qin Huairu, and in return he won a lifetime pass to the courtyard house. Caught in the middle of the turmoil, he could no longer stay out of it. Fortunately, the System gave him a farming pocket dimension, giving him the courage to fight back. 205Reads5.5Score—14d adds
- 190 Siheyuan: From the Start, I Furiously Rebuke Qin Huairu 四合院：开局怒怼秦淮茹 After transmigrating as He Yuzhu’s cousin, He Yuzhao awakens a portable storage space and brings his two children to the courtyard compound. They arrive just as the residents are holding a meeting about the chicken that went missing from Xu Damao’s home. How could he just sit by and do nothing? Of course he can’t! Watch as he tears into the selfish Qin Huairu, puts down roots in the compound, and takes on these rotten scoundrels one by one! 51Reads8.0Score10414d adds
- 191 Siheyuan: Jia Dongxu Demands Money from Me from the Start 四合院：开局贾东旭找我要钱 Chen Haitao woke up one morning to discover that he had transmigrated into Chen Feng, a minor character in Love in the Courtyard. A System? What kind of thing is that? System, get out here! “Ding! The Courtyard System has been activated. Host, please prepare yourself.” What? That's all I get for signing in? The people next door get pocket dimensions with spiritual springs, or at the very least, pills and martial arts techniques. Are you picking on an honest man? Wait, I get rewards whenever some 154Reads5.6Score—14d adds
- 192 A Century-Old Family Rises to Power, Starting in Siheyuan 家族百年，从四合院开始崛起 Synopsis: Rong Yao transmigrates to 1952 and, to his surprise, finds himself in the Siheyuan Courtyard from a TV drama. He also gains a pocket dimension. After getting to Qin Huairu first, Rong Yao secretly makes his way to Hong Kong. He starts out in the media industry, then branches into clothing, beverages, real estate, retail, hotels and entertainment, and more. He establishes a security group and builds the Rong family empire. After the turn of the century, people are astonished to discover 2Reads6.0Score—14d adds
- 193 I Was Reborn as Silly Zhu in the Siheyuan 我重生成了四合院里的傻柱 Winter, 1950. Winter. On a railway in the Forty-Nine City. He Yuzhu was no longer the He Yuzhu he used to be. He was none other than He Yuzhu, who had come back to life. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 194 Siheyuan: I Am the God of War, and I Shall Crush All Opposition 四合院：我乃战神，当镇压一切 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 195 Siheyuan: Starting as a Temporary Worker in the Supplies Department 四合院：从物资科临时工开始 Xu Qiang wakes up to find that he has transmigrated into Love in the Courtyard as Xu Damao’s younger brother, and on top of that, he is a temporary worker in the supply department who is about to be fired. 3Reads8.1Score—14d adds
- 196 Siheyuan: My Pocket Dimension Can Store People 四合院：空间收人喽 A different kind of courtyard compound, where it turns out good and bad people aren't so easy to tell apart. If you dislike Qin Huairu, don't come in. If you dislike Silly Zhu, don't come in. If you like Xu Damao, don't come in. This is an original story, not fan fiction, and it's different from the TV series and novels. I write because I enjoy it; it's a hobby. My writing isn't great, and there are lots of typos. I have little education: I spent twelve years in elementary school and never got a —Reads8.0Score—14d adds
- 197 Siheyuan: I Send Zhang Cuihua Peanuts from the Start 四合院：开局送张翠花吃花生米 For unknown reasons, modern man Xiao Lang transmigrates into Love in the Courtyard. After awakening a System, Xiao Lang obtains a magical space. Eating the fruits and vegetables grown there gives him terrifying physical strength. See how the courtyard world develops under Xiao Lang's rule! —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 198 Siheyuan: What a Mess, How Do I Know Everyone? 四合院：乱套了，我怎么都认识 I have to ask: am I still asleep? Can I go back to sleep and return to where I was? Why are He Yuzhu, Xu Damao, and all these other top-tier characters here? And Cui Dake, Ding Qiunan, Liang Ladi, Nan Yi, and most importantly, Fan Jinyou, Cai Quanwu, Chen Xueru, and Xu Huizhen? What does all this mean? Is this just a badly put-together dream? 271Reads7.1Score—14d adds
- 199 Siheyuan: With a Demon-Refining Gourd, I Remake China 四合院之手持炼妖壶魔改华夏 “I've got a juicy peach here. It's packed with juice.” “Liar. How much juice could it possibly have? Enough to drown me?” ...Help! There's a flood in my house, it's underwater... He only cut open a peach, and there was still a whole basket of them! Liu Yishou unexpectedly acquired an ancient man's chamber pot and gained the power to make good things fail and bad things come true. Thus began his absurd, unrestrained life. 164Reads6.7Score—14d adds
- 200 Siheyuan: I Sell My Squirtle to Xu Damao from the Start 四合院：开局把杰尼龟卖给许大茂 “Squirtle, use Tackle! Ram Silly Zhu that filthy beast to death!” At Xu Damao’s command, Silly Zhu was still standing there in a daze when Squirtle suddenly slammed into him. It took him a good while to recover. “What the hell is this turtle thing?!” Silly Zhu roared. “I’m going to stew it!” “Squirtle, blast him with Water Gun!” Xu Damao ordered. “Aaaaaah! How can this turtle squirt water?!” And so, everyone in the courtyard watched Silly Zhu get chased around the room by a turtle, staring at on 30Reads8.2Score—14d adds
