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- 1 Siheyuan: Cao Cao Transmigrates into He Yuzhu 四合院：曹操穿越何雨柱 My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 2 Siheyuan: Invisibility from the Start, Scaring Old Lady Deaf to Death 四合院：开局隐身术，吓死聋老太 Chen Anping transmigrates to a parallel-world courtyard compound, activates the System, and livestreams for evil spirits in the Eighteenth Level of Hell. From the start, he obtains the secret art of invisibility. The evil spirits all watch with disdain. “What kind of garbage is this? It can't attack at all. Hurry up and kill yourself, then make a new account.” Chen Anping looks at the secret art of invisibility and smiles faintly. “You don't get it. This is a good thing...” Then... Jia Zhangshi —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 3 Transmigrating, Starting in the Siheyuan 穿越从四合院开始 A Cao Cao-style novel. Gold, antiques, ginseng, jade, you name it, he gets his hands on it. It's hard to let loose back home, so he starts in Hong Kong, then moves on to Japan... —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 4 Siheyuan: Starting by Saving Qin Huairu 四合院：从拯救秦淮茹开始 Love in the Siheyuan: I am He Yuzhu! Does every animal in this courtyard want to suck me dry? I think we should “save” you all! First, I’ll show you what a woman of the new era is, and who Qin Huairu really is! —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 5 Siheyuan: Reborn with a Vengeful Heart 四合院之逆血重生 Silly Zhu’s life was a tragedy. Few people know how miserable his old age was. Once he was no longer useful, he was thrown out of his own home and eventually died a wretched death on the street... But Heaven has given him a chance to be reborn. Watch as he turns the tide... 293Reads5.1Score—14d adds
- 6 Siheyuan: I, Silly Zhu, Will Never Be a Lapdog 四合院：我傻柱绝不做舔狗 He Yuzhu, who died miserably beneath a bridge, is reborn at the age of twenty-five. In this life, I refuse to be a simp. Whoever wants to fawn over that bitch can do it themselves. Yi Zhonghai is impotent? I'll cure him. Once he has a child, will he still help the Jia family? From the start, I go straight to Qin Huairu for money. It's time to pay back everything you've borrowed over the years, isn't it? Xu Damao: “Why are you eyeing my ex-wife after my divorce?” He Yuzhu: “If the enemy can come —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 7 Siheyuan: I Steal Jia Dongxu's Match from the Start 四合院：开局截胡贾东旭 In 1953, Jia Dongxu sets out from the 49th City for Qin Family Village in Changping to bring home his bride. On the way, a man who drops from the sky crushes his neck and breaks his spine. The man absorbs Jia Dongxu’s memories and takes over his identity. Riding Jia Dongxu’s borrowed old bicycle, he continues his journey to propose. This time, Qin Huairu doesn’t become a young widow. Nor does she have to live under the same roof as her wicked mother-in-law, Jia Zhangshi. Instead, she and the new 32Reads5.5Score—14d adds
- 8 Siheyuan: Putting the Brutes in Their Place, Silly Zhu Reigns Supreme 四合院之整治孽畜，傻柱为王 No System, and the protagonist is smart. The early pacing is a little slow. Overnight, he transmigrates into the courtyard just as the chicken theft takes place, and Silly Zhu launches his campaign to set things right. He gets revenge without delay and makes the beasts work for him. Anyone who won’t behave gets dealt with. The whole courtyard is packed with vile beasts, and they’re all fair game. The courtyard is his own little urban farming plot, his very own city estate. 222Reads—Score—14d adds
- 9 Siheyuan: Black-Market Trader, Where Night Is Dawn 四合院：黑市商人，黑夜就是黎明 I transmigrated to the 1960s and became a black-market peddler. Up before dawn and home after dark. Then I unexpectedly bonded with a System, and my supernatural powers awakened. That Deaf Granny making trouble? Yi Zhonghai trying to guilt-trip me with morality? I’ll take them on headfirst! (The blurb doesn’t do it justice. Read the story!) —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 10 Siheyuan: Livestock-Raising System as a Starting Reward 四合院：开局奖励养殖系统 Liu Manjun transmigrated! He didn't end up as some dashing ancient king, marquis, general, or minister, nor in the hustle and bustle of a modern city. Instead, he transmigrated into the plot of the TV drama The Courtyard. But as soon as he arrived, he was falsely accused of stealing three chickens from Xu Damao's family. “Exactly! We can't keep this guy here. We have to kick him out, or there'll never be peace in this courtyard.” “That's right. Our chickens have been stolen more than once or twi 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 11 A Different Life in the Siheyuan 四合院之不一样的人生 Ye Chen unexpectedly finds himself in a courtyard home and gains access to a food-filled world thousands of times larger than Blue Star. The mountains, rivers, and streams are all delicious. Trees growing on the ground bear rice bowls topped with all kinds of dishes, while the rivers flow not with water but with premium brandy and other drinks. The mountains are made of every kind of ice cream, and even the clouds in the sky are cotton candy. Watch as Ye Chen brings this world overflowing with f —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 12 Siheyuan: One Rumor Takes a Second to Spread, but a Lifetime to Disprove 四合院：造谣一张嘴，辟谣跑断腿 Newly crowned Best Actor Sun Jianjun was watching Love in the Courtyard and complaining that every character was a villain when he unexpectedly transmigrated into the courtyard himself. From the start, he was the target of rumors, awakening the Rumor System. If you’re going to spread rumors about him, slander him, and ruin his reputation, then he won’t hold back either. Watch Sun Jianjun make his way through the 1960s, matching wits and battling it out with everyone in the courtyard. This story 380Reads—Score—14d adds
- 13 Siheyuan: The System Won’t Let Me Be a Slacker 四合院：系统不允许我做咸鱼 In the capital’s old city, in a traditional courtyard house. Li Aiguo woke from a drunken stupor and reached for the water by his bedside, but his hand found nothing. He touched only empty air, which struck him as strange. He reached around several more times, but still came up empty-handed. Only then did he realize this was no joke. He opened his eyes and saw an old, spacious house. The room was bare, everything in its most untouched state. He was utterly astonished… —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 14 Siheyuan: A Feast Right from the Start? 四合院：开局就吃席？ Li Yang transmigrates into the world of Fowl-Filled Siheyuan. He plans to stay away from those beasts, but the sudden arrival of a System leaves him no choice but to return. After going back, Li Yang gets a good look at what these so-called beasts are really like. He resolves to rely on the System and do his best to survive in this era. A series of chance encounters brings him to Lou Xiao'e, who has yet to marry Xu Damao. So Li Yang marries Lou Xiao'e and takes each day seriously. 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 15 Siheyuan: Bad Luck Follows Me as I Take Down the Beasts 四合院：霉运缠身坑杀禽兽 (This is a mindless power fantasy) Lin Li unexpectedly drops dead, only to transmigrate straight into the courtyard house. His parents are both dead, and the beasts are watching him like hawks. From the start, Jia Zhangshi tries to snatch his food, while Yi Zhonghai takes her side. At the crucial moment, he awakens the Bad Luck System. Whoever dares mess with me will be plagued by bad luck! One misfortune after another! What?! Banggeng and Jia Zhangshi snuck in at night to steal my fish?! I'll h 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 16 I'm the Beast King of the Siheyuan 四合院我是禽兽之王 A stunt double from the 21st century accidentally transmigrates into a courtyard compound and becomes Xu Damao, the worst scoundrel among a yard full of scoundrels. How will she survive in this den of beasts? —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 17 Siheyuan: I Became a Tycoon by Talking Back 四合院：变成首富从怼人开始 [Siheyuan + System + lighthearted + reborn + transmigrate + tycoon + urban farming] “I transmigrated into a siheyuan?!” Xu Wan was dumbfounded. He'd actually transmigrated! “Xu Wan, get out here right now, you chicken thief!” “Xu Wan, come out and give us an explanation!” Xu Wan was already annoyed, and now he heard a crowd outside dumping the blame on him! “Get lost, all of you! Who wants your chicken? You have plenty of chickens!” [Ding! The Insulting People System has activated successfully.] 70Reads—Score—14d adds
- 18 Livestreaming from the Heavens: From the Start, I Inherited Hongyun's Legacy 四合院直播：开局喜获红云传承 Ye Mingtian transmigrates into the world of the Beast-Filled Siheyuan. After struggling through to adulthood, he loses his job. Fortunately, he activates the Myriad Worlds Livestream System just in time. He never expects his very first stream to earn a reward from Ancestor Hongyun. From then on, he begins a happy life of cultivating immortality while tormenting the beasts. 193Reads—Score—14d adds
- 19 A Comfortable Life in Siheyuan 四合院安逸人生 After transmigrating into the world of Siheyuan, I become Silly Zhu, the simp known throughout the neighborhood. In this life, I know how the story goes, and I’m going to stay behind the scenes and stir things up, stir things up, stir things up. 15Reads—Score—14d adds
- 20 Siheyuan: Transmigrating Begins with Binding a System 四合院：穿越从绑定系统开始 [Courtyard House + System + Transmigration + From the Start + Changing the Plot] After an accident, Ma Hua transmigrates into the world of the TV drama Love in the Courtyard, becoming He Yuzhu’s apprentice, who shares his name. From the start, he has an invincible System. He had planned to shut the door and live a quiet, comfortable life, but the System automatically bound him to a mission to save He Yuzhu. Fine! Besides, he can’t stand watching the beasts in the courtyard bully He Yuzhu. But wh 21Reads—Score—14d adds
- 21 Siheyuan: Going to the Countryside as a Sent-Down Youth with Bang Geng 四合院：从和棒梗知青下乡开始 By accident, he transmigrates into the world of the Siheyuan stories and becomes a scumbag. He’d always been the sort to cozy up to the rich, and he abandoned the woman carrying his child, even though they were about to get married. The night before he was sent to the countryside, he regained the memories of his past life and chose to go there willingly. On the train, his family’s treasured jade pendant gave him a pocket dimension. He’ll atone for everything he did and make sure she lives a s —Reads8.0Score—14d adds
- 22 The Siheyuan Fate Compass 四合院之命运罗盘 Börjigin Ye Qiu transmigrates into a Siheyuan and, from the start, wants to wipe out the entire Jia family. At just sixteen years old, how is he supposed to survive in this era? Fortunately, he has a golden finger! As he upgrades his golden finger, he also helps those who are suffering... —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 23 Siheyuan: Reborn as Silly Zhu 四合院：重生傻柱 In his old age, He Yuzhu was completely drained and left destitute. His own son and family were nowhere to be found, and he had no one to care for him. Relying on the three ungrateful members of the Jia family to look after him was nothing but wishful thinking. At last, he was driven out of his own home, his own courtyard. Looking back on his life, He Yuzhu regretted everything. On that freezing winter day, the cold and snow gave him one final layer of warmth, letting him leave this world unseen 415Reads5.5Score—14d adds
- 24 Siheyuan: Collecting Debts from the Start and Sending Jia Dongxu to His Grave 四合院：开局要债，送贾东旭归西 Jia Zhangshi takes over the Xu family’s home to avoid paying back her debt, and even eggs on her son, Jia Dongxu, to rig the wiring and electrocute Xu Lei to death. She plans to seize the house the next day, but never expects Xu Lei, the rich second-generation heir who also died by electrocution, to transmigrate. Someone who’s been electrocuted twice can’t have all bad luck. Xu Lei discovers that he can generate electricity whenever he gets angry... So from the start, he strikes Jia Dongxu dead, 1.4kReads—Score—14d adds
- 25 The Mastermind of the Siheyuan 四合院之幕后大佬 On April 12, 2023, at 10 p.m., Zhang Zhicheng was struck by a beam of light from the sky while walking home. When he opened his eyes again, he had arrived in the Bird-Filled Siheyuan of 1959. Ding! The legacy crystal of a higher civilization has been successfully activated. Zhang Zhicheng: "Damn, what rotten luck. How did I end up in this bird-filled courtyard?" Ugh, just thinking about these people gives me a headache. Since I'm here, I might as well make the best of it. I'll take things one st 1Reads5.4Score—14d adds
- 26 Siheyuan: Take Advantage of Me, and I’ll Make You Regret It! 四合院：占我便宜，我坑哭你！ Shen Weibang transmigrated into the world of the courtyard compound, became a factory driver, and awakened the System of Good and Evil Recompense. When evil people took advantage of him, the harm bounced back several times over. When he helped good people, he received multiple rewards. He gave Jia Zhangshi ten yuan, and she fell into a cesspit. Liu Haizhong tried to extort a pound of pork from Shen Weibang, then got mistaken for a traitor and arrested, ending up in the detention center. Yan Bugu 57Reads—Score—14d adds
- 27 Siheyuan: I Send Jia Zhangshi to Prison from the Start 四合院：开局送贾张氏进牢房 Siheyuan: Taming the Beasts, Building Wealth, and Using Black Technology to Change the Nation [Taming the Beasts] + [A Rising Superpower] + [Collecting Beautiful Women] He Yufeng, a cargo van driver, transmigrates to the 1960s and discovers he is Silly Zhu’s younger brother! Bound to the [Beast-Taming System], he earns 10,086 Enlightenment Points whenever his beastly neighbors stir up trouble! What? Enlightenment Points can buy black technology in the System Shop! Black tech crushes all opp —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 28 Sign-In Across the Heavens, Starting in Siheyuan 签到诸天从四合院开始 “Ding, sign-in successful, First Master.” “Ding, Second Master signed in successfully. Blacksmith level increased to 7.” “Ding, Xu Damao signed in successfully. You have gained a new ability: you can't lay eggs.” After wandering for a long time in the world of Love in the Courtyard. 17Reads—Score—14d adds
- 29 Siheyuan: From the Start, I Meet Qin Huairu and Steal Her Away! 四合院：开局遇到秦淮茹，截胡！ Li Guodong transmigrates to a Beijing courtyard in 1956 and discovers that Qin Huairu is on her way to meet Jia Dongxu’s family for a matchmaking date. Wahaha, what are we waiting for? Hurry up and steal her away! After successfully beating Jia Dongxu to the punch, Li Guodong’s life just keeps getting sweeter. The courtyard’s assorted troublemakers: “We’re so jealous!” 1Reads—Score114d adds
- 30 Siheyuan: From the Start, I Redirected Jia Dongxu's Romantic Luck 四合院：开局转移贾东旭的桃花运 Zhou Quan: Jia Dongxu, I’m taking your luck with women. The original, authentic Thirteenth Aunt? Delicious. Silly Zhu, I’m taking your martial luck. That arm you’ve trained for over a decade is mine now. Xu Damao, I’m taking your fortune. Deputy Director Li, I’m taking yours too. From now on, finding money just by going out is no dream. You could even dig up a gold bar while looking for worms to use as fishing bait. First Master, Second Master, I’m taking your career luck. From now on, you can b 38Reads6.6Score—14d adds
- 31 Siheyuan: A Different He Yuzhu 四合院之不一样的何雨柱 Zhang Ming unexpectedly found himself reborn as He Yuzhu in this era. Remembering He Yuzhu’s tragic fate in his previous life, he resolved to take down the holier-than-thou Qin Huairu and kick the treacherous thief Jia Geng to the curb. Neighborhood solidarity? Qin Huairu’s saintly act? Just watch me turn the tide and ride the waves of this era. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 32 Siheyuan: From the Start, I Threaten the Heavenly Venerable of Morality 四合院：开局威胁道德天尊 I transmigrated. I thought I'd be able to dominate everyone, but all I could do was get beaten up. A new life in the courtyard. A different path through life begins, with a System as standard. In the most brilliant of eras, I'll let my own light shine. 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 33 Running Rampant in the Siheyuan, Toying with All the Beasts 在四合院横行霸道，肆意玩弄诸禽 The courtyard isn't about fighting and killing, but about human relationships and social savvy. But when you're fantastically wealthy, what do you need social savvy for? Believe it or not, you could turn into a casualty the very next second! Liu Xuan gained access to 9,999 film and TV worlds and can transmigrate into any of them at will. He transmigrates into the courtyard, and from the start beats up Peng Geng. He only has to make a slight move to become invincible against every beast in the co 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 34 Siheyuan: I Will Inherit the Chancellor's Ambitions 四合院：吾必继承丞相之志 For unknown reasons, He Yuzhu on Earth was conducting experiments on himself when he fell into a coma. On Blue Star, He Yuzhu recalled his miserable life just before dying, giving rise to an intense obsession. The two were drawn together and arrived in a world that was both strange and familiar, where they began a new life. With He Yuzhu in the lead, they would take on life in the courtyard compound according to his own ideas. A new life, beautiful women, scientific research, and answers: I, He 565Reads6.4Score—14d adds
- 35 Silly Zhu’s Second Life 傻柱的二次人生 Everyone knows that Silly Zhu sacrificed his entire life for the greater good, but no one knows how miserable his final years were. Now that he has been reborn once more, how will he face it all?... Step into the story and discover a different kind of life in the courtyard. 395Reads5.5Score—14d adds
- 36 The Hall of Reincarnation: Starting in Siheyuan 轮回殿堂从四合院开始 Lin Jianguo transmigrated into the world of the Siheyuan and successfully stole Xu Damao's wife, Lou Xiaoe. Just as the couple were planning to settle down and live a good life, the Reincarnation Space descended upon the Siheyuan. This story is complete nonsense. Any resemblance to actual events is even more damn ridiculous. 2.4kReads7.1Score11314d adds
- 37 Siheyuan: I Actually Transmigrated into Qin Huairu? 四合院：我居然穿越成了秦淮茹？ Qin Xiaonan, a full-time web novelist, unexpectedly transmigrates into Qin Huairu. Luckily, she isn't married yet. So she decides to escape. When a matchmaker comes to take her into the city for a blind date, she signs up for the army instead. She thought that this time she would have nothing more to do with that “bird-brained” courtyard compound. Who could have guessed that on the very first day of her escape, she'd end up living in the compound? … —Reads5.2Score—14d adds
- 38 Siheyuan: Silly Zhu Is Reborn, and the Doormat Is Turning Dark 四合院：傻柱重生，冤大头要黑化 [Siheyuan + Reborn + System + Period Drama + Feel-Good Story] In his old age, He Yuzhu was driven out of the Qin family home and died a miserable death. But he was given the chance to be reborn! He returned to the 1960s and even activated the “All Gain, No Loss” Favorability System! After being reborn, He Yuzhu learned the hard way that a lovesick loner who lets himself be used ends up with nothing. He was determined to stop being “Silly Zhu” and become “Scumbag Zhu” instead! The story begins wh 123Reads—Score—14d adds
- 39 Siheyuan: Through a Garden of Flowers, I Only Dote on Huairu 四合院：万花丛中过，独宠淮茹 In the early 1950s, Zhou Xiangyang transmigrated to the world of the courtyard house and unexpectedly gained a Precognition System. As long as he kept up his daily sign-in, he could receive various rewards, including culinary skills, martial arts techniques, guides to winning women over, appraisal skills, and more. Before long, Zhou Xiangyang used the skills granted by the System to become a nouveau riche overnight, feasting on chicken, duck, fish, and meat every day. His neighbors were green wi 26Reads—Score—14d adds
- 40 Siheyuan: My Girlfriend Started Playing Cards with Someone Else from the Start 四合院开局女朋友跟人打牌 I transmigrate into a courtyard house, the place He Yuzhu could never escape for the rest of his life. The First Master schemes to make him provide for him in old age, Qin Huairu schemes to make him raise her children, Xu Damao schemes to steal his blind date, and Banggeng steals his things. Now I’m here, and everything is going to change! —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 41 Siheyuan: I Eloped with Lou Xiao'e on My Wedding Day 四合院：结婚时，我带娄晓娥逃跑 Just after Li Jianhua transmigrated, he faced a difficult choice: his lifesaver, Lou Xiao'e, was about to be forced into marrying Xu Damao. She was unwilling and asked him for help. So here's the question: should he help her or not? If he helps her, how can he get her out of the heavily guarded Lou family home? Li Jianhua racked his brains but still couldn't think of a way out, until he saw Xu Damao passing nearby. A flawless plan immediately sprang to mind. Heh, Brother Damao, sorry about this~ —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 42 Siheyuan: After Being Dumped, Silly Zhu Gets More Children, More Blessings 四合院：被分手后傻柱多子多福啦 He Yuzhu, a post-90s delivery driver, suddenly gains a storage space that can keep things fresh. Thinking the end of the world is coming, he frantically stockpiles supplies. But after taking a nap, he wakes up in the body of Silly Zhu, a middle-aged man in Love in the Courtyard who has just been dumped by Widow Qin. Wait, what do you mean the original owner had a miserable life? How could that be? He couldn’t be happier! This is an era where gold is everywhere! He has money when he wants it, wom 2.1kReads6.0Score10014d adds
- 43 Siheyuan: Robbed at Home from the Start 四合院：开局被偷家 [He has a System, which he uses at crucial moments. His medical skills are unmatched.] After their parents passed away, Shen Zhaoyang and his younger sister, Shen Xia, were bullied by everyone in the courtyard house. They studied hard and worked toward university entrance exams, but the original Shen Zhaoyang died of exhaustion just before the exam. Shen Zhaoyang from the 21st century transmigrates into his body, gets into medical school, and becomes a doctor at the Hongxing Steel Plant Affiliat 743Reads—Score—14d adds
- 44 The Business Tycoon of Siheyuan 禽满四合院之商业大佬 Back in 1960, in a courtyard house, he breaks free from those who’ve been bleeding him dry. Using his knowledge of the plot and history, he makes smart use of the resources at hand. Watch him use his cutting-edge technology to climb, step by step, to the top. If you’re poor, focus on bettering yourself; if you’re successful, help the whole world. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 45 Siheyuan: I Have Powerful Connections 四合院，我有背景 I transmigrated into the world of the Siheyuan. I have no parents, but the director of the steel mill is my uncle, so I can pretty much do whatever I want. The Jia family will just have to suffer a little more, and First Master, you can only shamelessly look the other way. Lighthearted fun. As long as it feels good, that's all that matters. 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 46 Siheyuan: Serving the Nation Is the True Way 四合院：为国做贡献，才是王道 Transmigrate into the world of "The Virtuous Ones of the Courtyard", and become a university graduate! A university graduate, no less! Yet in the eyes of those beasts, he’s not worth a penny! What? They look down on people? They need to be taught a lesson! —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 47 Siheyuan: Send the Villains to Heaven, and Their Power Is Boundless 四合院：禽兽祭天，法力无边 Yang Sheng transmigrated! He found himself in Love in the Courtyard of Beasts. In the animal-filled courtyard, Yang Sheng activated the Beast-Bullying Sacrifice System. And so began his campaign of tormenting the courtyard's fools. First, he went after Deaf Granny. Blood sprayed everywhere, and the old geezer ended up with a broken leg and crippled for life. Next, he went after Silly Zhu, making him swallow an egg and ensuring the He family line would end with him. Then he gave the so-called par —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 48 Siheyuan: My Job Is Fixing Beasts 四合院：我的工作，修理禽兽 Transmigrate into Xiang Qianjin. After being struck by the shockwave from an artillery shell, he had no choice but to retire, only to discover that he was in the world of the courtyard house. With the System at his side, his career takes off, and he tramples all the clowns in the courtyard underfoot. 111Reads5.9Score—14d adds
- 49 Siheyuan: Silly Zhu Sets the Fowl Straight 四合院之傻柱调理众禽 Wang Chengcheng transmigrates into Love in the Courtyard and becomes Silly Zhu. He takes on everyone and specializes in putting Xu Damao in his place. This time, he will make Silly Zhu live for himself, turning the whole courtyard upside down while quietly reaping the rewards. 27Reads—Score—14d adds
- 50 Siheyuan: From the Start, I'm Worth Ten Thousand Yuan 四合院之开局万元户 The rich kid Lin Sen accidentally transmigrates back to 1960. What if there's no System? No problem. We'll make it on our own. What if the three years of famine leave us with nothing to eat? No problem. We'll provide for ourselves. What if there's no entertainment? No problem. The whole courtyard is full of clowns to keep us amused. —Reads—Score—14d adds
