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- 1 The Hilarious Soldier King: Reborn! Not Just to Flirt with Girls 搞笑兵王：重生！不只是为了撩妹 [Urban + alternate setting + absurd comedy + shameless humor + multiple heroines] The peerless soldier king Qiang Wudi was killed, and his mission was declared a failure! After being reborn, he shares a body with tech geek Ling Hao, leading everyone else to think they have a split personality. The soldier king is determined and unyielding, and acts decisively. As for his personality? Unpredictable, and fond of doing things the unconventional way. In truth, it’s all played for laughs. Hahahaha... 3Reads8.1Score—14d adds
- 2 The Late Ming Dynasty's Greatest Killer 明末第一杀神 [Transmigration + Ming Dynasty + Tianqi + Chongzhen + Invincible + Ruthless] Year Five of the Tianqi era, the Ming Dynasty’s twilight years. The eunuch faction runs rampant at court, the countryside is littered with starving corpses, and flames of war engulf the borders. On the eve of the dynasty’s collapse, a forgotten star general quietly returns. Tan Hongye, once the heir to a marquis’s estate, is now known as the “Blood-Handed Asura.” He enlisted at fifteen and spent ten years on the batt 29Reads—Score—14d adds
- 3 The God of War Returns: Seven Beauties Want My Life 兵王归来：七个美女要我命 [Warrior King] + [Urban] + [Campus Beauty] + [Suspense] + [Live-in Son-in-Law] + [Business Warfare] + [Underworld] + [Conspiracy] International mercenary “Blood Wolf” Tan Xiaotian returns to his homeland because of a bloodstained marriage pact, becoming the bodyguard of Su Qianqian, the icy beauty CEO of the Su Group. By day, he's a driver; by night, he's an avenging judge, navigating the whirlpool of corporate warfare and the empire of dirty money. The mysterious deaths of his parents lead to a 4kReads7.8Score26414d adds
- 4 The Beautiful CEO Is Kidnapped and Begs Me in Tears to Save Her 美女总裁被绑架，哭着求我来救她 [Elite Soldier] [Multiple Heroines] [Special Forces] [Face-Slapping] [Decisive and Ruthless] [CEO] [Campus Beauty] [Policewoman] He is “Wolf Fang,” a man who strikes terror into the hearts of criminal forces around the world, the ultimate demon in the eyes of criminals. Now lying low in Hong Kong, he is there only to protect a beautiful CEO. But he soon discovers that ordinary life is far more difficult than fighting ruthless mercenary groups in the special forces. On the battlefield, he is the 322Reads7.0Score—14d adds
- 5 Down the Mountain: I Mastered Medicine and Martial Arts Long Ago 下山：我早已医武双绝，无敌了！ [Master Returns from the Mountain for Revenge + Invincible + Decisive and Ruthless + War God + Blood-Pumping Power Fantasy + Bone-Crunching Fights + One Female Lead] Six years ago, his family was wiped out. His parents were tortured to death, his eldest brother torn apart by rabid dogs, and his sister-in-law died by suicide after being falsely accused! Six years later, Chen Yi throws out a casual punch. Boom! The mountain shatters! Having received the legacy of the Six Saints, he's a master of b 302Reads6.4Score—14d adds
- 6 After the God of War Returns 战神归来之后 An invincible God of War returns, searching for the elder and younger sisters he lost touch with years ago. He soon discovers that his elder sister is being bullied, his two younger sisters have been framed and thrown in prison, and his father is homeless, making a living by scavenging. The whole family is in a truly pitiful state. After rescuing them, he quietly settles old scores while upholding justice and crushing all manner of big shots and small fry with his strength... 104Reads7.4Score—14d adds
- 7 Number One Dragon Soldier 一号龙兵 The man who should have died five years ago stood on the battlefield years later, representing Huaxia. Dragging himself forward with just one arm left and gripping Dragon Fang, he cried, “I am Sun Tan! I have done right by the people! I have done right by Huaxia!” (This story is fictional. The world inside the book and the world outside it are separate. Please do not confuse the two.) 1.6kReads8.8Score16614d adds
- 8 The Supreme Urban War God 都市至尊狂兵 [War God + Mystery Solving + Elite Soldier + No Goody-Two-Shoes + Pure Urban Fiction, No Cultivation] His name is Chen Feng. To the world, he is a madman. When the nation faces peril, he is its sharpest blade! The shocking Blood Sky Incident landed Chen Feng in the most terrifying prison in the world. Three years later, he broke out as the Grim Reaper and returned to his homeland, only to find that everything had changed and he had fallen from grace. The woman he loved most was now with his own 36.9kReads9.1Score4.1k14d adds
- 9 Hall of the Prison God 狱神殿 Five years ago, his closest friend drugged him, causing him to hurt her! Five years later, he returns as a king, waiting only for her to nod so he can shower her with unimaginable riches. 3.5kReads8.8Score32114d adds
- 10 The Live-In Son-in-Law 上门女婿 Han Dong was a soldier who had been “forced” to leave the military. After returning to the city, he was forced to become the Xia family's live-in son-in-law... 11.8kReads8.5Score90014d adds
- 11 The Super Son-in-Law 超级上门女婿 He was once an invincible being. At a critical moment in his breakthrough in martial arts, he was ambushed by powerful fighters from every faction. His breakthrough failed, he went mad from cultivation, and he lost all his memories. He ended up in the city and became a live-in son-in-law. When his memories return, he will reclaim the peak of martial arts, leaving every faction terrified. 1.4kReads6.3Score10214d adds
- 12 Heavenly King's Hall 天王殿 Three years ago, his best friend buried him alive. Three years later, he returned in perfect health! As luck would have it, he showed up just in time for his best friend and ex-girlfriend's wedding. He smiled faintly. “Long time no see. How about I give you this coffin as a wedding present?” 6.3kReads8.9Score1.2k14d adds
- 13 The War God Returns to Avenge His Fallen Family 家族覆灭战神归来复仇 As a Nine-Star God of War, he devoted himself to his country and protected its people, only to have his entire family and clan slaughtered. To avenge them, he resigned from his position as God of War, then led a force of the world's most wanted and powerful figures back in a show of strength. 4.8kReads7.2Score30414d adds
- 14 The God of War Woke from Five Years of Foolishness to Find His Brothers Dead 战神痴傻五年哥哥全部死亡 A nine-star general, wielding immense power and unmatched combat prowess, with medical skills second to none. After spending five years in a daze, he wakes to find that his fiancée betrayed him and that all nine of his brothers were set up and killed in battle. Now clear-headed, he begins his revenge, shaking all of Huaguo to its core. 36.1kReads7.9Score2.4k14d adds
- 15 The God of War's Daddy 战神奶爸 [A complete, top-quality novel, pure thrills from start to finish] The moment he walks out of prison, the entire world will tremble! He carries a blood feud, and he will unleash a storm of blood and vengeance! To everyone who deceived me, betrayed me, and hurt me: are you afraid yet? Don't be... I'm not going to let any of you get away with it!!! 86.6kReads9.2Score10.1k14d adds
- 16 After Being Reborn, the Obsessive Big Shot Spoils Me Rotten 偏执大佬重生后把我宠上天 [Equally matched leads + rebirth + revenge on scumbags + obsessive, devoted love + wish fulfillment + wealthy CEO + marriage first, love later + System + secret identities + strong heroine] Shen Wei was reborn on the day the fake heiress had her killed. She turned away with a cold laugh and latched onto Li Sihan, the future richest man in the country. She used her memories from her previous life to help him avoid danger and build his fortune, while he gave her unlimited power to crush her enemie 290Reads—Score—14d adds
- 17 Governing the Nation on Livestream: My Stream Connects the Past and Present 直播治国：我的直播间通古今 After transmigrating, I livestream historical spoilers, and emperors across the ages go berserk! [Jaw-dropping visuals, an explosive start] Ying Zheng loses it: The moment he connects with the First Emperor, a script titled The Great Qin Falls in Its Second Generation is thrown at him. The First Emperor draws his sword on the spot: “Zhao Gao, Li Si, come here and die!” Liu Che is moved to tears: The next day, during a livestream about Emperor Wu of Han, footage shows the Champion of the Weste 12Reads—Score—14d adds
- 18 The Day I Got Out of Prison, My Ex-Girlfriend Became My Mother-in-Law 出狱当天：前女友成我丈母娘 Three years ago, Lin Tian took the blame for his father and went to prison, where he became the closed-door disciple of the four forbidden figures in the Dragon Abyss Prison! On the day he was released, three thousand hardened criminals knelt and cried, “We respectfully see Master Lin off!” But his ex-girlfriend, Su Xiaoyan, only sneered. “Marry me? Keep dreaming!” What was even more absurd was this: “Marry me, and half the Song family is yours.” A cool, elegant beauty proposed to him, and she w 3.6kReads9.1Score31514d adds
- 19 The Ultimate God of War: From the Start, He Knelt, and the World Panicked 终极战神：开局下跪，全球慌了 #Urban + War God + King of Soldiers + Tycoon + Face-Slapping + Doting Dad + Passionate + Invincible + Feel-Good + Live-in Son-in-Law + Business Warfare# He was a god on foreign battlefields, codenamed “Ultimate,” whose achievements eclipsed all others. > For the woman he loved, he concealed his identity. But before a crowd, he was forced to kneel to save his daughter, suffering one humiliation after another. > One phone call sent the entire world into a panic! > A hundred thousand cavalry swept 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 20 The Unrivaled Treasure-Appraising Son-in-Law 无双鉴宝婿 # Tycoon + Invincible + Treasure Appraisal + Live-In Son-in-Law + Heiress + play the pig to eat the tiger + Ex-Wife Regrets the Divorce + Passionate Action # When his mother-in-law publicly humiliated him and forced him to divorce, Jiang Fan unexpectedly awakened a gift for appraising antiques on Antique Street. A coin he picked up for twenty yuan sold for a staggering three hundred thousand; a shabby painting no one wanted turned out to be a forgotten national treasure. Antique masters who ha 2Reads6.1Score—14d adds
- 21 War God Dad: From the Start, His Daughter Can't Stand Him 战神奶爸：开局被女儿嫌弃 # Urban Fantasy + War God + Devoted Dad + Face-Slapping + Feel-Good Story + Tycoon # When his daughter tearfully said she hated him, Qin Fan, the mercenary emperor known as “Yama,” felt his heart shatter. He secretly returned to his homeland, vowing to make his wife and daughter the most cherished people in the world! The richest man's son tried to force him to his knees? By the next day, the family business was bankrupt and in liquidation! An underworld boss cut off his livelihood? That ver 12Reads6.3Score—14d adds
- 22 The Heavenly God Returns to Bathe the City in Blood for His Daughter 天神归来为女儿血洗都市 [This story is entirely fictional] While fighting bloodily on the battlefield, he receives a desperate call for help from his daughter. Overnight, the world's top experts from across the three thousand realms rush to Huaxia! Xiao Tiance has lived a life of hardship, and his daughter and wife are the light of his life. He will never allow them to suffer even the slightest harm! 42.5kReads9.5Score10.3k14d adds
- 23 I Have Three Months Left to Live, So Let Me Die in Peace 还剩三个月命，请让我从容赴死 From childhood onward, Zhuang Zi'ang was the kind of kid everyone called “the child other parents wish they had”: a model student every year and always first in his class. But after his parents divorced and his father started a new family, he became a child neither parent loved. At just eighteen, Zhuang Zi'ang is diagnosed with a terminal illness and given only three months to live. With his final three months, he decides to let out his rebellious, wild side and be truly himself for once. While 168.8kReads9.8Score19.3k14d adds
- 24 EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 335.5kReads9.8Score46.5k14d adds
- 25 EN Learning to Slay Gods in the Psychiatric Hospital 我在精神病院学斩神 A must-read hit on Tomato Novel | Original novel of the hit anime Slay the Gods | IP influence on the China Online Literature Influence List | 2023 China Good Novel Have you ever wondered whether monsters from ancient myths lurk beneath the neon-lit city? Have you ever wondered whether gods stand watch over humanity atop the moon hanging high above us? Have you ever wondered whether extraordinary people walk among us in our bustling modern cities, acting in the gods’ stead? In the society ruled 992.2kReads9.9Score158.5k14d adds
