Novels like Siheyuan: Starting by Snatching Twenty-Year-Old Lou Xiao’e
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- 1 Transmigrating to Siheyuan, All I Want Is to Build My Career 穿越四合院，一心只想搞事业 After transmigrating into the world of Love in the Courtyard, Xu Damao and Lou Xiaoe flee to Hong Kong after weathering one storm after another. Starting from nothing, they make a fortune, open companies, and build factories. Before they know it, they have become tycoons of the new century, commanding the international stage. —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 2 Siheyuan: From the Start, I Got a Villain-Punishing System 四合院：开局获得惩治反派系统 The protagonist wakes up to find that he's transmigrated into Birds Filling the Courtyard and become Silly Zhu, the easy mark everyone can take advantage of? Only he gets to take advantage of others. How could he let them get one over on him? With the System at his side, he takes down the beasts and earns rewards, living a life of prosperity... Qin Huairu wants to bleed him dry, trick him into raising another man's child, and help her bring up hers. Go find somewhere else to cool off! Xu Damao w —Reads5.2Score—Shelves
- 3 Siheyuan: A Radiant Spring 四合院之春光灿烂 I transmigrated to a courtyard house with a warehouse and a dock, and crushed the whole flock of troublemakers. With a supply dimension at my disposal, I keep a low profile in the courtyard and live an ordinary life, hiding all my achievements. A sharp mind and a cunning player. —Reads5.5Score—Shelves
- 4 Siheyuan: Qin Huairu Is About to Give Birth, and She's Forcing Me to Give Up My Room 四合院：秦淮茹要生了，逼我腾房 Su Qinghuan had barely woken up when she realized she’d arrived in the world of "The Birds Are Full in the Siheyuan". Even worse, Jia Zhangshi was actually her aunt by marriage. Just as Su Qinghuan was thinking there was nothing left to live for, a widow kicked down the front door of her home. —Reads5.4Score—Shelves
- 5 Siheyuan: You Schemed Against Me, and Now You Want Me to Support You in Your Old Age? 四合院：算计我，还想我养老？ Wang Nuo, an ambitious young man from the 21st century, transmigrated to a courtyard house with a strange world and a Treasure Bowl. As soon as he arrived, he discovered that Deaf Granny had driven a wedge between him and Lou Xiao'e, nearly causing them to break up. Later, he learned that Deaf Granny had another agenda, and it wasn't simply about securing care in her old age. Well, then, no mercy. He'd make her regret it!!! Wang Nuo's philosophy is simple: If you don't provoke me, I won't provok —Reads5.5Score—Shelves
- 6 Siheyuan: Starting Out as a Grade Three Fitter 四合院，从三级钳工开始 In the capital, in a courtyard house, Li Jianguo woke up after recovering from a serious illness... He was completely bewildered. After looking at his surroundings, he became excited... With a series of beeps ringing in his mind, he began a whole new life: one person, a group of people, a family, and a him. 3Reads7.0Score—Shelves
- 7 Siheyuan: Bang Geng Stole Money? I'll Break His Legs! 四合院：棒梗偷钱？反手腿打折！ Chen Yang, an upstanding young man, has his soul transported into the world of Birds Full of Siheyuan. As an outsider, he is targeted by the neighbors, led by Yi Zhonghai. But fortune favors the determined: from the start, he awakens a God-tier sign-in System, and life just keeps getting better! With memories from his past life and help from the System, Chen Yang steadily climbs to the top. The Jia family wants to bleed me dry? I’ll break their legs instead! —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 8 Siheyuan: He Yuzhu’s Life of Unrestrained Joy 四合院：我何雨柱的快意人生 He transmigrates into The Full Courtyard, becoming He Yuzhu, the head chef at a steel mill! Bound to a god-tier System from the start, he sets off on a life of carefree triumph. From now on, the word “charity” is out of his vocabulary, and those people can forget about leeching off him. I, He Yuzhu, am young and strong. Getting married and having kids is the right path! What do I care about Old Madam Deaf or Yi Zhonghai? Whether you support them in their old age has nothing to do with me! And do —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 9 Siheyuan: Weishuo's Easygoing Life 四合院：伟硕的惬意生活 [Siheyuan + System + ] Li Weishuo was reborn and activated a lottery System. Most importantly, the story takes place in Love in the Courtyard. In that case, Young Master Li won't hold back! 2Reads8.4Score—Shelves
- 10 Living in a Siheyuan, I Married a Refugee Woman from the Start 人在四合院开局娶了逃荒女 Siheyuan: Everyone in This Courtyard Is a Good Person! Elder One: There’s genuine kindness in this world! Elder Two: Spare the rod and spoil the child! Xu Damao: I’m riding the waves~~ He Yuzhu: Don’t say your brother’s a monster! Qin Huairu: An orphan, a widow, and a wicked mother-in-law. Life is just one disaster after another! Ma Youfu: Watch me slap the living daylights out of you! 9Reads8.1Score—Shelves
- 11 Siheyuan: A Comeback Begins by Taking Down Banggeng 四合院：逆袭人生从炕棒梗开始 (System, technology, business empire, no female lead) This is a shared universe centered around a traditional courtyard house. Watch how Cao Shuang uses his golden finger and foreknowledge to mess with the awful neighbors... 39Reads5.5Score—Shelves
- 12 Siheyuan: The God-Tier Carpenter 四合院：神级木匠 After Zhao Guoliang transmigrated into Love in the Courtyard, he thought that getting together with Qin Huairu would make his life all the better. But who could have guessed that the Jia family would snatch Qin Huairu away and become Zhao Guoliang’s sworn enemies? —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 13 Siheyuan: Getting Rich by Beating Qin Huairu 四合院：从暴打秦淮茹开始发财了 [Siheyuan, putting scoundrels and bullies in their place, doting exclusively on a beautiful wife] Tang Hai transmigrates into a Siheyuan and sees his wife, her face bruised and swollen from the original owner's beatings. Tang Hai decides to win back her heart, frozen solid by his cruelty. To help his wife regain her strength, he eats chicken every day. In the end, she gets sick of eating chicken. But the neighbors are left drooling with envy. Silly Zhu curses, “Is this any way to treat a person? 215Reads5.7Score—Shelves
- 14 Siheyuan, Please Have Some Decency! 四合院，求你积点德吧！ “Sigh! Qin Huairu may be a parasite, but marrying her would be so worth it,” remarked a young man from Lu Village. That's right, he was watching the famous frustrating drama Love in the Courtyard. After tossing a tissue into the trash, Xu Shun looked at the TV and said, “If only I had a wife like her!” “Your wish is granted!” a mechanical voice rang out. “Who? Damn it!!!” A dump truck slowly grew larger in Xu Shun's eyes. 1Reads5.5Score—Shelves
- 15 Siheyuan: My System Is a Little Stingy 四合院：我的系统有点抠 After transmigrating into the TV drama jokingly called The Birds of Prey Courtyard, Cai Yuanqing is panicking. Not a single person living in that courtyard is any good. Can a simple-minded, modern-day couch potato like me survive there for even a month? Where's the System? System, Dad, hurry and come save me! 422Reads6.2Score—Shelves
- 16 Siheyuan: Sign-In for the Finger-Flick Divine Skill from the Start 四合院：开局签到弹指神通！ What! The guy who tends the boiler knows Tai Chi? You’ve got to be kidding. What! The boiler guy knows Baji, Wing Chun, Baguazhang, and Hong Fist too? Did a dog bite you? What nonsense. What! The boiler guy can even use the One-Finger Flicking Divine Skill! I get it now. A dog didn’t bite you, you bit the dog A silly young man transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers it’s the world of Love in the Courtyard. Watch as he takes on the courtyard’s beasts and puts on quite a show. 244Reads5.1Score—Shelves
- 17 Siheyuan: The Villainous Security Guard 四合院之反派保卫员 Newly arrived Yun Xiaochuan accidentally clashes with the Siheyuan’s retiree faction. What a shame: Yun Xiaochuan tries to avoid trouble, but Silly Zhu just has to provoke him. Since they’re bound to become enemies anyway, he may as well go all the way and offend them properly. 153Reads6.0Score—Shelves
- 18 Siheyuan: The System Says I Must Never Lie Flat 四合院：系统让我绝不能躺平 Ding! A soul unwilling to settle for mediocrity has been detected. Scanning the following information: He Yushui, male, 20 years old, is currently binding to a System. Would you like to intercept? What the heck? What’s going on? My name is Wang Dawei! Why is the System binding to He Yushui? More importantly, I’m the one getting beaten up right now! How could I not intercept this? “Intercept! I absolutely have to intercept!” Wang Dawei shouted hysterically. Beep beep beep... Interception successf 711Reads5.4Score—Shelves
- 19 Living Off My Parents in Siheyuan 我在四合院啃老 There are always people who love sticking their noses into other people’s business. If I can lie down, why should I have to stand? Every day they come to my door, telling me how hard things are for other families and urging me to get a job and help them out! Why don’t you carve the words “good person” into your own forehead? 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 20 Siheyuan: They Came to Borrow My House from the Start 四合院：开局找我借房 A Four-Eyed Courtyard from the Start: The Jia Family Shows Up Asking to Borrow a Room Have You No Manners? My Dad Is the Head of Security! Faced with the Retirement Crew's constant provocations, Zhao Dongsheng resolves to bring them down. Li Weimin is unpredictable, so Zhao Dongsheng must plan his moves at the right time. What will happen to the Four-Eyed Courtyard with an unruly Zhao Dongsheng living there? —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 21 I Became Banggeng’s Godfather from the Start in the Siheyuan 四合院开局当了棒梗干爹 Transmigrating into a courtyard compound? And taking in the ungrateful Bang Geng as my godson? Relax. I’m just fighting poison with poison. In this compound, where people are more beast than human, Wang Zhihua has to become even more of a beast if he wants to live well. 75Reads6.1Score—Shelves
- 22 Siheyuan: A World of Change 四合院之风云变幻 A different kind of life in the courtyard houses: no becoming a chancellor, no acting like a lovesick doormat, and definitely no taking over someone else’s mess. See how a 21st-century transmigrator turns the tide in the 20th century. —Reads6.0Score—Shelves
- 23 Siheyuan: Jia Dongxu Demands Money from Me from the Start 四合院：开局贾东旭找我要钱 Chen Haitao woke up one morning to discover that he had transmigrated into Chen Feng, a minor character in Love in the Courtyard. A System? What kind of thing is that? System, get out here! “Ding! The Courtyard System has been activated. Host, please prepare yourself.” What? That's all I get for signing in? The people next door get pocket dimensions with spiritual springs, or at the very least, pills and martial arts techniques. Are you picking on an honest man? Wait, I get rewards whenever some 151Reads5.6Score—Shelves
- 24 Siheyuan: A Warning, You'll Love It, I'm Stealing Qin Huairu 四合院：真香警告，我截胡秦淮茹 Gao De transmigrates into the world of a Beijing courtyard in 1952. Right now, Qin Huairu is on a blind date, and Gao De decisively swoops in to steal her away. How could he let the Jia family get a deal like this? Qin Huairu is much more appealing before she gets married! Life keeps getting better, and every day he has a whole crowd of birds to keep him entertained. —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 25 Siheyuan: I Stand Up for Silly Zhu, Only to Be Tricked by Old Lady Deaf 四合院:我挺傻柱被聋老太太坑 Zhao Lei transmigrates into Love in the Courtyard, only to discover that the butterfly effect is real: the plot has changed, and the courtyard is facing a stunning turning point. With the Pinduoduo Mall System, going without food or clothes? Not a chance. With supplies in hand, the world is mine. 381Reads8.1Score—Shelves
- 26 Starting Out as a Welding Apprentice in Siheyuan 四合院从焊工学徒开始 After drinking too much, Zhang Qing wakes up to find himself inexplicably in a courtyard house. As soon as he appears, Silly Zhu ambushes him and knocks him out. Once he comes to, he battles the beastly Jia family in the courtyard. It turns out Zhang Qing’s second uncle returned to his hometown to recover from an accident, offending the courtyard’s masters and others. This sparks a series of battles. 258Reads5.4Score—Shelves
- 27 He Yuzhu's Happy Life in the Siheyuan 四合院之何雨柱的幸福生活 A struggling online novelist transmigrates into He Yuzhu from The Birds of a Feather Courtyard. Taking the attitude that since he's here, he might as well make the best of it, he decides to live this life to the fullest. Naturally, his first order of business is to stop the bleeding in time. —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 28 Siheyuan: Getting Rich by Butchering Pigs 四合院之杀猪致富 This book is terribly written. When I started, I didn't even know what I was writing, and it only got more incoherent later. Don't read it. I've already decided to end it badly. I can't even stand looking at my own work, so don't click on it if it gets recommended to you. If no one reads it, I can slack off without a guilty conscience. 140Reads6.9Score—Shelves
- 29 Siheyuan: From the Start, I Beat Jia Zhangshi Senseless 四合院：开局暴打贾张氏 Xie Lang transmigrates into a courtyard house in the 1960s, just as Jia Zhangshi is trying to seize his home. Xie Lang sends her straight off to prison to learn a thing or two about how to behave. Yi Zhonghai wants me to support him in his old age? Then you can go with Jia Zhangshi! Qin Huairu wants to bleed me dry? Then I'll play along and give her a taste of her own scheming. Silly Zhu wants to play the gallant protector? You simp, just wait until you end up without a family of your own! The v 153Reads5.5Score—Shelves
- 30 Living in Siheyuan, I Cut Ties with the Jia Family from the Start 人在四合院，开局和贾家断亲 [Not a Womanizer, and Not Too Violent] After transmigrating into the world of Love in the Courtyard, Xu Song becomes Xu Damao's younger cousin. What's more, his late mother's mother was actually a distant cousin of Jia Zhangshi. “So Qin Huairu and Lou Xiao'e are both my sisters-in-law now?” Assigned to work at the zoo, Xu Song originally planned to enjoy his quiet life and stay out of both families' affairs. But by chance, he saves Lou Xiao'e just as she is about to die in a tiger's jaws. H 39Reads5.5Score—Shelves
- 31 Siheyuan: After Breaking Off My Engagement, I Start Raising Scorpions 四合院：退婚后，从养蝎子开始 After transmigrating to the Red Star Steel Rolling Mill, Li Jianguo acquired the Poisonous Pets System. As he unlocks more of the System's abilities, Li Jianguo's life just keeps getting better. After Qin Huairu broke off their engagement, Li Jianguo started raising scorpions with the Poisonous Pets System. He became the richest person in the courtyard, with the best food and every kind of shopping coupon. The Poisonous Pets System's first pet, a scorpion, tripped up Banggeng. It went on to caus 13Reads5.1Score—Shelves
- 32 Siheyuan: Fists for Silly Zhu, Kicks for Xu Damao! 四合院：拳打傻柱，脚踢许大茂！ Jiang Feng transmigrates into the world of "The Birds Are Full in the Siheyuan" and awakens an Invincible Sign-in System. From the start, he presides over a residents' meeting and makes Yi Zhonghai, Silly Zhu, Qin Huairu, and Xu Damao each pay him 500 yuan in compensation. But this is only the beginning! He beats Silly Zhu with his fists and kicks Xu Damao. Yi Zhonghai wants Silly Zhu to care for him until the end of his days? First, let's see if he even lives to old age. Granny Deaf claims to " 206Reads5.4Score—Shelves
- 33 Siheyuan: Pregnant Qin Huairu Comes Knocking 四合院：怀孕秦淮茹主动上门 A new story is here! You can read my work on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support is what keeps me writing, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 134Reads5.8Score—Shelves
- 34 Siheyuan: Beating Jia Zhangshi in a Rage from the Start 四合院：开局怒揍贾张氏 When he wakes up, he finds himself in The Beastly Courtyard. The First Master is pompous and loves to guilt-trip people with moral arguments. The Second Master is a sycophant who only dreams of becoming an official. The Third Master is a schemer who calculates everything, only to end up miserable in old age. Qin Huairu is a top-tier green tea bitch, insatiably greedy. Jia Zhangshi is a shrew who also likes to pilfer things. They team up from the start to try to take over my house. If I don’t cru 1.9kReads8.2Score—Shelves
- 35 Siheyuan: One Appeal to Family Ties, and I’m Supposed to Leave? 四合院：一句亲情，我就得走？ Ling Yun transmigrates into the world of Love in the Courtyard, becoming Qin Huairu's younger brother, Qin Weidong. To marry into the Jia family, Qin Huairu chooses to sever ties with her brother. Qin Weidong binds to the Self-Preservation System and prepares to teach this ungrateful bunch a harsh lesson. But why does he have to complete System missions? Five years later, Qin Weidong returns from military service. Assigned by the army to work as a technician at the Red Star Steel Mill, he moves 59Reads8.1Score—Shelves
- 36 Siheyuan: I Became a Miracle Doctor to Save My Sister 四合院：为救姐姐，我成了神医 Lu Yi transmigrates into a courtyard house. He also becomes a child of just ten years old. His father sacrificed his life for the country, and his mother has passed away. All he has left are a gravely ill older sister and a younger sister who is even younger than him. His older sister has a terminal illness. To save her, Lu Yi awakens the System and learns the medical arts of the Four Great Physicians of Jiuzhou. He becomes a miracle doctor and cures his sister. With the System’s help, their liv —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 37 Siheyuan: I Got a Travel Frog from the Start 四合院：开局抽到旅行青蛙 [System + rewritten plot + alternate perspective] In Love in the Courtyard, Li Liang is an unremarkable doctor at a factory clinic. By chance, he binds himself to a System and draws a traveling frog right from the start. From then on, a new world unfolds before his eyes. 1Reads6.2Score—Shelves
- 38 Siheyuan: I Get a New Skill Every Three Days! 四合院：我！每三天一个技能 After returning to the city from his teaching assignment, Ge Dongxue goes back to the old courtyard house. Once home, he gradually understands why his father and grandfather left this place of sorrow. Burning with rage and armed with the activated [One Skill Every Three Days System], he begins to strike back. The First Master, the Second Master, the Third Master, Jia Zhangshi... He won’t spare a single person who ever bullied his family! 95Reads5.3Score—Shelves
- 39 Siheyuan: Reborn in the Sixties, I Awaken a Traditional Medicine System 四合院：重生六零，觉醒中医系统 Why is a master of traditional Chinese medicine willing to wait in line in a little alley? Why have retired senior officials, absent for years, practically worn down the threshold of a courtyard house? Ye Cheng of the courtyard transmigrates from the modern world and awakens a god-tier traditional medicine System! From then on, a single silver needle can decide life and death; one dose of medicine can turn the tide. He treats patients with lost ancient remedies and sees through chronic, stubborn 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 40 Siheyuan: Xiaoe's Brother Beats the Daylights Out of Silly Zhu 四合院：晓娥他哥，暴揍傻柱 In his early years, he used the power of the System to seek his fortune abroad. When the winds of reform swept across China, he headed to the capital to negotiate a partnership with the steel mill. At this point! Old Mrs. Deaf had already passed away. Bang Geng had just returned from his rural assignment, and would soon learn to operate a film projector from Xu Damao. Qin Huairu and Silly Zhu were still carrying on their ambiguous relationship. Facing the whole courtyard full of beasts, Lou Xiao 45Reads—Score—Shelves
- 41 Siheyuan: From the Start, I Snatch Xu Huizhen’s Bride 四合院：开局抢婚徐慧真 After transmigrating into the TV series Love in the Courtyard, Zuo Meng had originally wanted nothing more than a quiet, ordinary life. But on the day of Xu Huizhen’s wedding, he took Xu Huizhi along to crash it. He Yongqiang immediately called off the wedding. In a fit of rage, he caused his uncle’s death, and Xu Huizhen married Zuo Meng, bringing her little tavern with her. 64Reads6.0Score—Shelves
- 42 Siheyuan: Come On, I’m Really Not a Womanizer! 四合院：拜托，我真不是曹贼呀！ [Daily life + doting dad + heartwarming + low on aggression] After transmigrating to a Beijing courtyard house in the 1980s, he finds himself with nothing but four bare walls. His parents are dead, his wife is nowhere to be found, and all he has left is a five-year-old daughter. To make matters worse, everyone knows him as a good-for-nothing. Because of this, Huaihua broke off their engagement. Zhou Weiguo transmigrates into this world and gets a System, setting him on the path to the pinnacle o —Reads7.2Score—Shelves
- 43 In the Siheyuan, I Just Want to Live a Peaceful Life 四合院，只想好好过日子 [No saintly heroine, no harem, parents alive, dual Systems] Ye Bai used to be a failed writer. After watching the TV drama Love in the Courtyard, he decided to write a fanfiction set in the courtyard. But when he woke up, he had transmigrated into the world of Love in the Courtyard and become one of its residents. On his first day, Ye Bai got a sign-in System. Just one day later, he also got the Jingxi Mall System. At first, Ye Bai thought some unlucky transmigrator had ended up in another world —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 44 Siheyuan: Don't Mess with Me! Want to Go to Jail Again? 四合院：别惹我！又想吃牢饭了？ Wang Yu transmigrates into a courtyard compound. Through his memories, he discovers that the Wang Yu of this world had no source of income. Because he refused to let the ingrates divide up his property, they had left him to die, and he had literally starved to death in his sleep! The three uncles and Jia Zhangshi have no idea what happened to Wang Yu. They block his doorway and offer a hundred yuan per room to buy his house. But Wang Yu awakens the Prison Meal System. The more ingrates he sends 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 45 Siheyuan: You Broke Off the Engagement Back Then, Now You Want to Help Me? 四合院：当年退婚，如今又要救济 Qin Changsheng transmigrates to a courtyard compound and becomes an ordinary worker at a steel mill. Five years earlier, Qin Huairu had broken off their engagement. Just as Qin Changsheng is wondering what to do next, his Daily Intelligence System suddenly activates. [Daily intelligence is now available] [1. You spot Xu Damao and receive related intelligence: Xu Damao is about to meet Lou Xiaoe for a matchmaking date. Ruin the date, and you will receive a reward!] [2. You spot Bang Geng and rece 833Reads5.9Score110Shelves
- 46 Siheyuan: I Transmigrated While Watching My Former Self Get Beaten 四合院：看着前身被打我穿了 Peng Xinglong, who worked himself to death in the 21st century, has his soul transmigrate into the beast-filled Siheyuan and is completely stunned! What? I really get to live again! But these neighbors are anything but friendly. "Outsmart the whole courtyard of troublemakers, kick Xu Damao, punch He Yuzhu, turn the First Master’s own moral blackmail against him, slap Jia Zhangshi until she cries, and send that little white-eyed wolf off for reform." No! That's not what I want. I just want to liv 1.3kReads7.6Score—Shelves
- 47 Siheyuan: You Covet My Master's Wife, Yet Still Expect Me to Support You in Your Old Age 四合院：觊觎我师娘，你还想养老 Li Xiangdong transmigrates into a Beijing courtyard compound. Then First Uncle, Yi Zhonghai, falsely accuses him of having improper relations with women. It gets him forced to make a public self-criticism in front of the whole factory, and people even call him a lecher. You think I’m an easy target? I’ll show you what regret means. What, the whole courtyard compound wants to cause trouble? Fine. Then no one gets to have a good time. Still not satisfied? Heh. I’ll finish them off for good! 1.2kReads6.7Score—Shelves
- 48 Siheyuan: Sign-In from the Start to Get the Dog-Beating Staff Technique! 四合院：开局签到打狗棒法！ He transmigrates into the world of Love in the Courtyard. Qin Huairu? My wife, Lou Xiao'e, is a hundred times better than her. He Yuzhu the simp? Get lost. Don’t bother me. The first uncle uses morality to blackmail people, the second uncle is obsessed with officialdom, the third uncle is always scheming, and Xu Damao is a sneaky bastard… All you animals in this courtyard had better not mess with me. I’ll shout, “Take that, my Dog-Beating Staff Technique!” 496Reads7.0Score—Shelves
- 49 Siheyuan: Punishing the Beasts and Sending Them to Their Doom 四合院：整治禽兽，送上西天 In 2021, He Wei was so worked up ranting about the plot that he dropped his water glass onto a power strip. A flash of sparks later, our protagonist He Wei had transmigrated to the 1960s! From the start, he publicly tears into Yi Zhonghai, then gradually sends all those vile neighbors off to the underworld to have tea with King Yama! The story is fairly mild in the early chapters, but gets intense and brutal later on. If that's not your thing, don't read! No System! No System! No System! Intense 2Reads5.7Score—Shelves
- 50 Siheyuan: I Sell My Squirtle to Xu Damao from the Start 四合院：开局把杰尼龟卖给许大茂 “Squirtle, use Tackle! Ram Silly Zhu that filthy beast to death!” At Xu Damao’s command, Silly Zhu was still standing there in a daze when Squirtle suddenly slammed into him. It took him a good while to recover. “What the hell is this turtle thing?!” Silly Zhu roared. “I’m going to stew it!” “Squirtle, blast him with Water Gun!” Xu Damao ordered. “Aaaaaah! How can this turtle squirt water?!” And so, everyone in the courtyard watched Silly Zhu get chased around the room by a turtle, staring at on 27Reads8.2Score—Shelves
