Novels like I Only Want to Be a Eunuch, but You Insist I Become Emperor
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- 151 Back to the Eastern Jin to Battle the Five Barbarians 回到东晋斗五胡 In 290 AD, Emperor Wu of Jin dies, a simple-minded boy takes the throne, Empress Jia seizes power, the Rebellion of the Eight Princes erupts, and northern tribes seize the chance to invade south, bringing devastation to the people… Chen Lie, a second-year student at a science and engineering university, reads this and is filled with righteous indignation at the history. At the same time, he is utterly captivated by the bearing of the Wei-Jin literati. One day, he dreams himself back into that er 136Reads8.2Score—14d adds
- 152 The Supreme Eunuch 至尊九千岁 [Fake eunuch + alternate history + wish fulfillment] After transmigrating to ancient times, to the Great Yu Dynasty, he discovers that he's become a fake eunuch just like Wei Xiaobao. Worse still, the moment he arrives, he comes face-to-face with a beautiful, haughty woman. Wait... something seems off about her... 623Reads9.0Score10214d adds
- 153 The Invincible Heir 世子无敌 What should you do if you transmigrate to another world with no powerful connections? Zhao Yun said, “No problem! When you're out in the world, you make your own identity. First, get control of the army, then make money, and give yourself the title of heir to a prince.” After years of scheming, his useless father became a prince with a different surname, and he became Great Xia's most useless princely heir. Now he had powerful connections. Zhao Yun said, “A life of luxury and pleasure is the goo 22Reads5.9Score—14d adds
- 154 Teaching in the Tang Dynasty, I Picked Up a Poor Little Bride 穿唐教书，我捡了个苦命小媳妇 This book is a slow burn. There are no wars of conquest, no political scheming, and no ruthless killing. A transmigrator takes a group of widows and orphans and slowly brings a village back from the brink of starvation. He builds waterwheels, clears wasteland, opens a school, writes farming guides, gets married, and has children. The first few dozen chapters are all about everyday life. If you're willing to wait, things get livelier as the story goes on. As the population grows, so do the proble 58.8kReads8.8Score6.5k14d adds
- 155 The Empress Tries to Lure Me Out of Seclusion, but I Refuse 女帝引诱我出山，我偏不 Sheng Tian transmigrated to the Great Xia Dynasty and, by a stroke of luck, saved the county magistrate's daughter, earning the affection of a beautiful woman from a wealthy household. Sheng Tian wanted to rely on his own abilities, keep a low profile, and live out a peaceful, prosperous life. But his many inventions and innovations astonished the Great Xia Dynasty's empress. The beautiful empress came to ask Sheng Tian to marry her, bringing with her a vast realm, the wealth of the entire natio 13Reads6.1Score—14d adds
- 156 Transmigrating to Great Chu to Build a Manor 穿越大楚建山庄 A young Chinese teacher stands by the Miluo River and sighs at the sky. “I can recite ten thousand Tang poems and eight thousand Song lyrics, and I know the hundred schools of thought by heart, yet I can’t find a job to support my family. What a tragedy!” With that, he plunges into the churning waters. The protagonist, Huang Xie, is a literary youth swept aside and left stranded by the tide of reform. By chance, he transmigrates to ancient times, where the feudal lords vie for supremacy... 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 157 The Great General Who Protects the Nation 护国大将军 After getting drunk and falling into a sewer, Wang Zheng somehow transmigrates to the baffling Zheng Dynasty. From then on, he begins a life of warfare and beautiful women at his side. This is a lighthearted, humorous story that feels close to everyday life. 5Reads8.3Score—14d adds
- 158 The Ancestral Hall of Souls: My Family Are Guardians of History 魂系宗祠：我的家族是历史守护者 A blockbuster family saga + invincible wish-fulfillment story + historical course correction + clever characters + modern underdog comeback + hilarious contrast + overpowered golden finger + nonstop thrills Others transmigrate with a System. Chen Cheng transmigrates with his “ancestors”! When he activates the Myriad Generations Stele and his soul descends into the body of an ancestor, he realizes this cheat is a little unusual! Other golden fingers boost personal combat power. His lets him gain —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 159 With Eight Hundred Iron Cavalry at My Command, Victory Is Mine 手握八百铁骑，优势在我 The sixteen-year-old Eighth Prince was dismissed as a good-for-nothing. Then, one day, sealed memories awakened within him. Faced with the turbulent currents swirling beneath the surface of the capital, he chose to leave and take up his post in his fief. With royal infighting, powerful clans pulling the strings, and the people living in misery... see how he carves out new territory in a world where dynastic rule and martial arts coexist. 4.1kReads7.2Score28114d adds
- 160 The Border City Crossbowman 边城游弩手 (Note: A traditional alternate-history novel, with no System and no wish-fulfillment.) A war to conquer a nation, fought by nobodies rising to prominence. A struggle for power full of ingenious schemes. The empire falls apart, and the chaos of war rises once more. A corrupt and twisted Confucian regime, powerful clans seizing land, warlords entrenched in their own territories, and barbarians watching hungrily from the sidelines. Clashing ideologies, rigid class divisions, a turbulent political l 649Reads8.9Score—14d adds
- 161 Pacifying the Realm 靖天下 Li Jinan transmigrates, and before he can even react, he is forced to become a puppet emperor. His kingdom is alluring, its beauties enchanting, yet schemers lurk, treacherous ministers hold power, feudal lords rebel, and foreign enemies watch hungrily. The throne has slipped from his grasp, the realm is in turmoil, and the country teeters on the brink. Is he destined to be a ruler who loses his kingdom? 4.2kReads8.4Score32914d adds
- 162 Winds and Clouds Rise Across Ten Thousand Miles 万里风云起 First, let me make this clear: everyone is smart, both the heroes and the villains. The female characters have friends and rivals; some share their ideals, while others part ways. Readers can judge for themselves. The divine artifact has thrown the world into turmoil, and storms are gathering. The young lords are either hidden dragons waiting to rise or already beginning to show their brilliance. But whether for country or family, the throne needs a new king. This is the young people's era, a g —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 163 Your Highness, I’m a Gentleman 世子我可是正人君子 A transmigration story that turns tradition on its head, with no plagiarism (except in the case of one particular pair). Whether in the imperial court or the martial world, there are stories and wine, reunions and partings, intrigue and betrayal, love and hate... 5Reads—Score114d adds
- 164 Emperor Chen Wu, Ruler of All Under Heaven 横行天下之陈武大帝 In an age when powerful clans controlled the path to office, how could a lowly soldier born to a poor family change his fate? He endures twists and turns, wagering his life in the struggle. What will become of him in the end? 297Reads6.3Score10214d adds
- 165 Alternate History: Conquering the World Through Card Draws 架空：从抽卡开始争霸天下 Cao An transmigrates to Great Wei and becomes the powerless, influence-less Fourth Prince. Fortunately, a System has come with him to this world. But after he finally buys a small building and activates the System, he discovers that the building he bought is actually a brothel. “The Qiao sisters of Jiangdong, and the lovely Zhen Mi of Hebei!” Da Qiao excels at music, and Xiao Qiao at dance. Your Highness, why not sit down and enjoy the show? I am Zhen Mi. I pay my respects to Your Highness! I wo 113Reads6.7Score—14d adds
- 166 The Commoner Emperor's Mentor 布衣帝师 Brother Mu, want a wife? Just say the word, and a wife will be delivered right to your door! Transmigrate to a poor village in the Great Xia Dynasty, where the government comes to your door with a beautiful wife? Too poor to survive? What can you do when I have ancient sugar-making methods, red bricks, and fragrant soap? Barbarian invaders? Zhuge repeating crossbows, grenades, and cannons will blast the northern barbarians into a panic! 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 167 Transmigrated as a Eunuch in the Castration Chamber? I've Got Plenty of Experience With That 穿成净身房太监？阉割，这我在行 Good news: She transmigrated. Bad news: She transmigrated to ancient times and became a eunuch in the castration chamber. Fortunately, Song Jinhe had been a veterinarian in her previous life, with plenty of experience neutering cats and dogs, so she managed well enough. Until one day, she got itchy fingers and neutered the beautiful Persian cat that had been darting around the imperial garden... Yan Si flew into a rage. “Even when beating a dog, you have to consider its owner. Who dares lay a ha 255Reads7.2Score—14d adds
- 168 A Beggar in Troubled Times, Painting the World into Order 乱世乞丐，画定天下 Young artist Shen Yan dies suddenly after staying up all night painting, and his soul merges with that of a sixteen-year-old beggar from the Great Xuan Dynasty. He discovers that his magical paintbrush can bring whatever he paints into reality. But he is nearly starving to death, and the brush can only be used on the night of a full moon. With rebels rising everywhere and foreign tribes invading, he decides to use the brush to rewrite the fate of the realm and paint a peaceful, prosperous age. 15Reads—Score—14d adds
- 169 The Supreme Fake Eunuch 至尊假太监 Li Yan transmigrates to ancient times and becomes a fake eunuch. Just as he begins to make a name for himself in the struggle for the throne, the Crown Princess takes a liking to him... 21.3kReads8.5Score2.3k14d adds
- 170 Ming Dynasty Border Troops 大明边军 Zhu Wei A transmigrator. A transmigrator with no particular talents. A pawn of the Wanli Emperor. The Tianqi Emperor's teacher. Huang Taiji's father's killer. The Liaodong Prince's lifelong nemesis. Wu Sangui's godfather. A good friend of Prince Gui, Zhu Changying. He had thought he could use his knowledge of the future to stir up the winds of change. But the chaos in the imperial court and the complexity of the situation left Zhu Wei in constant danger. The late Ming... was an era where people 4kReads8.5Score34214d adds
- 171 The Great Zhao Dynasty’s Number One Traitor 大昭第一逆臣 A low-level employee at a modern company transmigrates into the body of a poor scholar from a remote frontier town. He had planned to scrape by on the imperial examinations and land a secure government post, but discovers that the dynasty is rotten to the core: factional infighting at court, unpaid frontier troops, powerful warlords, malicious rumors that mislead the people, and great clans that prey on the weak. So he starts with an essay on statecraft, then enters government, amasses wealth, t 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 172 The Prince Consort Who Married to Bring Good Fortune 冲喜驸马爷 Su Yi transmigrated and became a scholar on his way to the capital to take the imperial examinations. As soon as he left the examination hall, the emperor seized him and ordered him to marry the Thirteenth Princess, who was gravely ill, in the hope that the marriage would bring her good fortune. If he married a princess, wouldn’t he become a royal consort and have to give up his path through the examinations? But after the wedding ceremony, when he lifted her veil, the Thirteenth Princess gazed 2.1kReads8.2Score15114d adds
- 173 Dingnan Guard: The Prince of Chu's Residence 定南卫：楚王府 [No System] [No transmigration] [No golden finger] In the fifth year of the Yongwen era of the Great Ning, the seventh prince, Yang Chen, has never been favored in the imperial palace. After unrest breaks out in the southern frontier, he is made Prince of Chu and ordered to leave the capital by a set date. The young prince does not know whether to be glad or worried that this title, once stripped from its previous holder for treason, has now fallen to him. All he can do is ride out of Chang’an t 901Reads7.2Score—14d adds
- 174 The First Tyrant of Great Zhou 大周第一暴君 A legendary God of War transmigrates to an unknown war-torn continent and becomes the tyrant emperor of Great Zhou! Power-hungry ministers dominate the court, conspiracies run rampant in the harem, and the feudal lords outside the capital command armies of their own. Meanwhile, foreign enemies watch hungrily from the sidelines! See how Tang Mou plots to conquer the realm, dominates the martial world, and claims both the empire and its beauties! 189Reads5.1Score—14d adds
- 175 The Whole Family Is Dead, Don't Panic, We Still Have the Third Young Master! 全家战死，不要慌，还有三少爷！ Gu Qing transmigrates into a dynasty that has strayed from the historical timeline and becomes the third young master of a general's household. He had planned to lie flat and enjoy a life of luxury, with several wives and concubines and music at the pleasure quarters. But fate had other plans: his entire family is killed in a scheme by treacherous ministers, and he is left with a disgraced name. From the start, Gu Qing is trapped in a desperate situation, surrounded by danger. He means to enter 487Reads7.2Score—14d adds
- 176 Reborn as the Ruler of a Fallen Kingdom 重生之亡国之君 Xiao Lin was a mercenary commander in his previous life. He died during a mission and transmigrated into the body of an ancient emperor whose kingdom had fallen. In this troubled empire, beset on all sides, he is hunted down by rival factions... Through relentless effort, he establishes a foothold, fights to survive, and reclaims the imperial throne! Alternate history + transmigration + reborn 8Reads—Score—14d adds
- 177 Famous General System: I Became a County Magistrate Just to Start a Rebellion 名将系统：我当县令就是为了造反 [System + rivalry for supremacy + political intrigue + beauties like jade] A young man fresh out of college finds himself in another world, working as a shepherd. Just as he starts getting used to this life, he unexpectedly awakens the Legendary General System. From the start, he gets the Three Heroes of the Han Dynasty, including Xiao He. Is he supposed to change his name to “Bang” now? Faced with his stupid System, Ji Chan looks up to the heavens and sighs. Making the dead feel grateful to the 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 178 1620 America: The Whole Town Arrives in the New World 1620美洲：全镇降临新大陆 A county town is unexpectedly plunged into a strange new continent. Starting with farming, its people embark on a vast new frontier, preserving the roots of farming and learning while keeping the flame of Chinese civilization alive, until its spark spreads across this unfamiliar land like a prairie fire. 52Reads—Score714d adds
- 179 A Heart of Loyalty in Han Blood 汉血丹心 Across a thousand years, the Milky Way flows over the mortal world; with ink and brush, a poet's words paint the realm. The world is a furnace, iron hooves shattering dreams as beacon fires blaze; the four seas stretch wide, where weapons of war are laid down and jade and silk exchanged. The one who ushers in an age of prosperity for all time bears but a single heart, loyal and true! 17Reads8.5Score—14d adds
- 180 The Empire's Turmoil: The Sixth Prince's Comeback 帝阙风云：六王子的逆袭 Yuan Tai transmigrates into the Tianyuan Dynasty as its useless Sixth Prince. From the start, the Third Prince frames him as a remnant of the former Crown Prince’s faction. He can’t take it anymore, so he kicks the Third Prince right where it hurts. “I just want to quietly build up my strength. Why does everyone keep trying to bully me?” Years later, standing beneath the gates of the imperial capital with countless troops at his command, Yuan Tai says just that. Third Prince: “Sixth Brother, you —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 181 Am I Yue Fei?! 我是岳飞？！ I Am Yue Fei?! 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 182 The Ultimate Fake Eunuch 极品假太监 An art student’s soul enters the body of a young eunuch in ancient times, a boy with a mysterious past who is about to be castrated. The palace walls may be high, but they cannot hold back the fire of revenge. Since I’ve become a eunuch, I’ll be the greatest eunuch of all. I’ll rise higher and higher. I’ll become a “Zhao Gao.” I’ll become a “Wei Zhongxian,” with power over all under heaven! Betrayed by family, hunted by martial artists, silver-haired and a ruthless killer. If there is no love in 4.5kReads8.8Score36914d adds
- 183 The Greatest Traitorous Chancellor 第一奸相 [Empress + History + Political Intrigue + Feel-Good Read] Xu Shuo transmigrated and found himself with a powerful general for a father, a man whose achievements threatened to overshadow the throne. From then on, he lived as a carefree wastrel, wanting nothing more than to coast on his family’s success. But while his father was away fighting for the country, the empress suddenly summoned him to the palace... Xu Shuo panicked. Your Majesty, what are you doing? Hurry up and put your clothes on! But 32Reads—Score—14d adds
- 184 The Foolish Emperor Gets Even Crazier 白痴皇帝更疯狂 [Also known as The Idiot Emperor Gets Even Crazier] [No System] Zhao Guanjia looked helplessly at his own body and shook his head. The previous owner had already run it into the ground! "I have to abstain for three months!!!" Zhao Guanjia resolved to change his fate and set the broken realm of the late Southern Song in order. But at this very moment, Kublai Khan is advancing south with his forces divided into three routes, intent on destroying the Southern Song! 298Reads7.4Score—14d adds
- 185 You Want to Usurp the Throne? My Father Isn’t Dead Yet! 想黄袍加身？我爹还没死呢！ [Transmigrate into the child ruler of a fallen dynasty? I refuse to accept fate!] Medical student Chen Feng woke up to find he had transmigrated into the body of Chai Zongxun, crown prince of Later Zhou, the puppet emperor who, according to the history books, lost his kingdom at seven and died suddenly in Fangzhou at twenty! His father, Chai Rong, was about to lead a northern campaign. History said he would die of illness at Waqiao Pass in 959, and six months later Zhao Kuangyin would seize th 25Reads—Score—14d adds
- 186 I Transmigrated to the Song Dynasty, and from the Start I Had to Face the Jingkang Catastrophe 穿越大宋，开局就要面对靖康之耻 Zhao Huan wakes up to find himself the not-yet-enthroned Song Emperor Qinzong, the most humiliating ruler to preside over a fallen dynasty in history! The Jin army is marching south, Bianjing is on the verge of falling, and his officials are on their knees, begging him to cede territory and sue for peace... “To hell with the Jingkang Humiliation!” Newly transmigrated, Zhao Huan sets out to avert that disastrous fate. He slaughters treacherous ministers and takes command of three ultimate weapons 4Reads8.4Score—14d adds
- 187 Returning to Ancient Times to Expand the Realm 回到古代开疆扩土 History + farming + transmigration + military + technological disparity, no System Ancient warfare. This is a terribly written mess of a novel, awkward to write and even more awkward to read. Ye Chen, a top student at an agricultural university, is struck by lightning and transmigrates to ancient times. He improves tools and crops. He uses his advantages to help villagers improve their lives. He applies military strategy in practical ways, continually advancing technology and productivity. He qu 26Reads—Score—14d adds
- 188 The Ultimate Fake Eunuch 极品假太监 He wakes up to find he has transmigrated into the body of a crown prince from the previous dynasty. And to make matters worse, he’s a fake eunuch! As an outstanding young man of the 21st century, how could he let others push him around? He joins forces with the previous dynasty’s powerful families to overthrow this damned emperor! 2kReads7.5Score20214d adds
- 189 The Perfect Imperial Son-in-Law 极品驸马 Fate has me surrounded by romance; one smile as I pluck a flower, and the world is full of beauty! Murderous intent fills my heart; one furious stamp of my halberd, and a million corpses will fall! I am Xue Shao, the Tang princess’s consort. In the age that belongs to Wu Zetian, I will carve out a vast empire of my own! 59Reads8.8Score—14d adds
- 190 Live-in Son-in-Law: Winning the World Through Debate, Wielding Power Over All 赘婿：文斗乾坤，权倾天下 Qin Yuan, a restorer of ancient books at a modern library, transmigrated by chance and became a lame live-in son-in-law in the Great Hua Dynasty. By a stroke of luck, he discovered that his brain could search the knowledge base of the entire library. But his top priority was breaking free from the shackles of his identity. As he struggled to survive in the cracks, the hidden threads of fate quietly began to unfold. With fate destined to bring him one romantic entanglement after another, how coul 15.6kReads8.2Score1.4k14d adds
- 191 The Common People Rise in a Time of Chaos 乱世之庶民崛起 Also known as: "Dominating the Realm Starts with Winning the Villagers' Support" After transmigrating, Yun Fan arrives in the Great Sheng during the reign of Zhao Shun. The north is suffering a severe drought, the south is flooded, and the lords of the Nine Provinces rule independently. The people are in dire straits, and rebellions break out one after another. 55Reads5.5Score—14d adds
- 192 The Lost Writings of Confucius’s School 孔门遗笔 #HistoricalTransmigration #SystemPowerFantasy #RiseFromPoverty #DualSystemEvolution Modern history graduate student Kong Zhao transmigrates into the Southern Qi dynasty and activates two Systems: the “Fragments of Que Village Manuscripts” and the “Wen” Brush. Thus begins the thousand-year legacy of six generations of the Kong clan. From safeguarding the embers amid the chaos of the Northern and Southern dynasties, to establishing the imperial examination system in the flourishing Sui and Tang dy —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 193 I'm Already the Top Scholar, and the Poor Scholar's Comeback System Shows Up Now? 我都状元了，寒门逆袭系统才来？ [Court Intrigue]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Empress] After transmigrating to the Great Zhou dynasty, Shen An spent twelve years with no golden finger and no powerful family to rely on. He had to depend on himself, studying hard from the basics of reading and writing all the way to the imperial examinations. Step by step, he made it to the palace exam, where the Empress personally named him the top scholar. Just when he thought he had reached the peak of his life, his late-arriving golden finger finally s 50Reads—Score—14d adds
- 194 Sui Winds: Scheming Across Three Thousand Miles 隋风：谋断三千里 No System, no power fantasy, no golden finger. I’m determined to write the purest historical novel. Starting as a commoner, witness the mighty campaigns of the eastern expeditions against Goguryeo, experience the vast grasslands where the wind parts the grass to reveal herds of cattle and sheep, conquer the miasma-ridden jungles of the southeast, and slaughter our way across the boundless deserts of the southwest... A short-lived dynasty, a cornerstone of a mighty people One 112Reads8.8Score—14d adds
- 195 He Said He Was a Eunuch, but I Had Three Kids 他说自己是太监，结果我生了仨娃 [The comic adaptation is out: Jin Yi Zui Chun Feng. A word of warning: this is an old-school, melodramatic novel. Please go easy on me, I'm new to writing and don't yet know when to hold back. You can curse out the characters, but don't curse me, okay?] [Fake eunuch + unpredictable heroine + marriage before love] One day, she transmigrates and finds herself in his bridal sedan. She is busy celebrating that she's landed a handsome, wealthy husband when she discovers that her husband is a "eunuch! 18.7kReads8.6Score1.3k14d adds
- 196 Reforming the World, Starting as the Noble Consort's Eunuch 调教天下，从给贵妃娘娘当太监开始 Yun Feiyang, a surgical medicine PhD, dies suddenly from overwork and wakes up in the Great Sheng Dynasty as a scoundrel from the martial world. He's sent into the imperial palace and becomes a fake eunuch. From then on, Yun Feiyang uses his extraordinary medical skills and talent to turn the tides at will. He makes the palace his stepping stone to the pinnacle of power, becoming the ruler of all under heaven! 877Reads6.5Score—14d adds
- 197 Fake Eunuch: The Empress Begs Me to Cure Her Poisoning from the Start 假太监，开局女帝跪求我解毒 Lin Yichen transmigrates into the imperial palace of the Dafeng Empire and becomes a fake eunuch! Forced to save the emperor from the start, he discovers that the Empress is actually a woman! Lin Yichen is supposed to be executed, but when the Empress is poisoned by the deadly Aphrodisiac Powder, he gets lucky and survives. With his life on the line, he has no choice but to reluctantly save her! A year later, Lin Yichen looks at the Empress's increasingly rounded belly and sneers at the assemble 264Reads7.3Score—14d adds
- 198 The Yinglong Dragon Reborn 应龙再世 The Warring States era was the best of times and the worst of times. It was an age of light and an age of darkness! War, love, family, and friendship intertwine to compose a stirring song of the Warring States era! Horns blare and war drums thunder. Blood and brains fly as flashes of blades mingle with gleaming swords. Grand, spectacular battle scenes unfold alongside vivid and fascinating historical figures. The foremost young noble of the Warring States, Wei Wuji; the handsome Longyang Jun; an 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 199 The Fake Eunuch, Ye Qilang 假太监夜七郎 At the end of the Celestial Dynasty, a surgeon’s soul transmigrates into the body of Ye Xuanqi, a fake eunuch. He discovers that the assassin is actually a woman, and her identity is even more outrageous: she is the former dynasty’s empress. He ekes out a “humble” existence in the imperial palace. To stay alive, he has no choice but to perform acupuncture on the princess every day... To climb the ranks, he has no choice but to operate on the empress dowager’s hemorrhoids... (Alternate history + 725Reads8.7Score10014d adds
- 200 Fairy! You Dropped Your Plugin! 仙子！你的插件掉啦！ [Alternate history + a truly female emperor in a matriarchal world + invincible pocket dimension] Chu Hao transmigrates into an ancient world where women rule and men are inferior, becoming the personal eunuch of Consort Xiang, a beautiful lady confined to the cold palace... Female Emperor: [Consort Xiang, is this melon ripe?] Consort Xiang: [Why don't you check for yourself, Your Majesty?] Chu Hao: [...You two melon-brained women, enough already.] 198Reads7.9Score—14d adds
