Novels like I Became a Shrine Maiden in Japan
Books Chinese readers most often put in the same booklists as I Became a Shrine Maiden in Japan, best match first.
- 1 A Heretical Life in Type-Moon, Starting with Arius 型月异端人生，从阿里乌斯开始 (Fourth-century Rome - Fate/AP - Victorian Era - Fate/st...) I, Alice, a heretic of the Arius sect of the Church, wield a system of traits and will give it my all. In the many lives to come, I will bear countless titles. The supreme patriarch of the Orthodox Arius sect in the East, the instigator of the Great Schism, the slayer of the Wild Hunt King, the saint who subdued the demons, dragons, and calamities of Eastern Europe, the Seraph who stole the authority of the Moon King, Crimson Moon, the 1.3MClicks3.3kFavorites0Tickets
- 2 Green? No, Alice! 格林？不，是爱丽丝！ Who is Grimm? Who is Lewis Carroll? Who is Andersen? Who are the world-famous writers of fairy tales? "Well, it's definitely not me. Those words are nothing but delusions that hinder my cultivation. I'm just an ordinary, adorable girl named Alice!" declared the blonde girl Alice. What is she going to do now? Obviously, she's setting off on an adventure through the infinite worlds, just like the real Alice. Wonderland may not be available for now, but transmigrating to 2.5MClicks7.3kFavorites0Tickets
- 3 I'm Just an Emotionless Ex Machina 我是只莫得感情的机凯种 As sparks of light flickered across the computer screen before him, Yun You's consciousness sank into a haze. When he awoke again, what appeared before him was a war so brutal that even calling it "cruel" felt like an understatement. Human lives were like weeds: pull them up at random, and vast numbers would vanish from the world. And that wasn't the only thing that had gone wrong. By the time he noticed, his appearance had already changed into that of a petite girl. And on top of that, she wasn 10.2MClicks17.2kFavorites0Tickets
- 4 I'm Alice Too! 老子也是爱丽丝！ The Great Pirate Era... No, the Great Transformation Era has begun. Three hundred heroes in an all-out brawl. A war game for shapeshifters. Wait... why is the character I transformed into so weird? I'm Alice, So What? 3.0 Remastered Edition 12.4MClicks32.5kFavorites0Tickets
- 5 An Adventure Diary About My Reincarnation as a Villainess 有关我转生成坏女人的冒险日记 "I am Noita," the girl declared proudly. "I am both a god and a human. I am the storm drawing near, the wildfire tearing through the world. Before you even know disaster is coming, the masses will already be singing my legend, and they will still be singing it after you have turned into ugly ashes. Listen. I will prove it." Noita transmigrates into the game Gaia. In a world both familiar and strange, she encounters old acquaintances and weaves a story of her own. Legends echo through the ages, a 5.7MClicks28kFavorites0Tickets
- 6 Dong Zhuo from the Start: Romance of the Three Kingdoms! 开局董卓，姬战三国！ According to unofficial histories, Lü Bu betrayed and killed Ding Yuan because he saw Dong Zhuo on the battlefield and found him handsome and alluring, with a wicked streak. It was love at first sight, and Lü Bu fell for him. After meeting in a ruined temple, the two pledged themselves to each other, which was why Lü Bu killed Ding Yuan and joined Dong Zhuo. According to unofficial histories, Cao Cao presented the Seven-Star Sword because he visited Dong Zhuo during his afternoon nap and found h 2.4MClicks11kFavorites0Tickets
- 7 Blossoming Head 脑袋开花 (The main story is complete.) Summoned to a game world, she even grows a plant out of her head?! Fortunately, she helps water it every day. Hopefully it will bloom soon, too. Wait, will it bear fruit someday? "D-Don't eat my strawberries!" 18.4MClicks40kFavorites0Tickets
- 8 I'm Alice, Damn It! 老子就是爱丽丝！ One day, a mischievous god went looking for some fun, and so the "God's Prank" took place. Anime, movies, games... quite a few people turned into two-dimensional characters. Now we're all people inside the story. As luck would have it, I transformed too. Want to know who I became? My answer is: I'm freaking Alice! 11.5MClicks15.9kFavorites0Tickets
- 9 The Nuclear-Blast Shrine Maiden's American Chronicles 核爆巫女的美利坚战记 Subtitle: Entering the Apocalypse Second subtitle: Bringing spiritual qi revival to America Everyone knows that Chinese transmigrators, Japanese high school students, and American homeless people are the three kinds of invincible protagonists. I, Wang Qiu, a Chinese transmigrator, have now become a Japanese high school shrine maiden, Akiyama Megumi, wandering the land of America during its spiritual qi revival... In other words, I'm invincible now?! Gazing at the blood-red moon hanging high in t 16.8MClicks24.8kFavorites0Tickets
- 10 From Demon Slayer to Grand Assassin 从斩鬼人到冠位刺客 Sui, Lady Sui. The wielder of the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception. She has the face of someone's first love, but she does nothing but the work of a born killer. For example, cleaning up after Muzan, or eliminating ghouls, good deeds that make ordinary people cheer. Then there are things that seem downright wicked, like murdering primordial spirits and cutting up the Holy Grail. Anyway, what does Lady Sui know? The victims never had time to complain before the Root snatched her away to work as a 10.6MClicks18.5kFavorites0Tickets
- 11 Infinite Mystic Eyes of Death Perception 无限之直死 In a world where refusing to fight means certain death, a little girl possesses eyes that can kill anything and everything. Yet she clings fiercely to the foolish conviction that she doesn't want to kill. Faced with cruel slaughter and unspeakable horrors, what is the girl thinking? Su Ye: Meow? The power levels in this book are always a mess. If you complain about the power levels, you've already lost. If you complain about the characters' personalities or outlook on life, you've already lost 14.1MClicks38.7kFavorites0Tickets
- 12 A Cadre in a Dark Organization 在黑暗组织当干部 On the surface, she is a sixth-grade elementary school student. In reality, she is the second-in-command of a dark organization, the most powerful executive after the boss. Kuroki Yuine never imagined that one day she, too, would be cornered. "Superpowered Warrior Red!" "Superpowered Warrior Yellow!" "Superpowered Warrior Blue!" "Now that the Three Primary Colors Squad has caught you, the time has come for light to triumph over darkness!" Facing three hulking men in skintight suits, making their 7.9MClicks23.6kFavorites1Tickets
- 13 Poverty Makes Me Capable of Anything 贫穷，使我无所不能 Tags: Gender Bender, Online Game (Completed. New book: Senior Sister Abandoned Her Treatment) [When the lazy fish finally raises its head, the Galactic Era has arrived] An Ran has become an NPC in [Night of the Stars], and she's even a young girl: a poor girl selling pastries outside a dungeon? The organization has already decided: you're going to be the ultimate boss of [Night of the Stars] 2.0! She once sold pastries at a dungeon entrance, and she once led three thousand mechs in a direct assa 54.3MClicks88.2kFavorites0Tickets
- 14 The Sickly White-Haired Girl of Hogwarts 霍格沃兹病弱白毛少女 9.4MClicks22.8kFavorites0Tickets
- 15 RT The Machine Species on a Journey Through Dimensions 于次元旅行中的机凯种 For reasons unknown, the unlucky Xiu'er transmigrated into No Game No Life: Zero and became an Ex-Machina. After realizing his situation, he began struggling to survive in this hellish dungeon. Fortunately, whether by luck or something else, he stumbled upon a corpse, the corpse of another transmigrator, and found a System on it! "New Host detected. Binding successful. Welcome to the Dimensional Transmigration System. Would you like to activate the Interdimensional Device?" "Do I even have to as 13.5MClicks28.2kFavorites9Tickets
- 16 Cyberpunk: Toyokawa Sachiko's Rebirth 赛博朋克之丰川祥子的涅槃 Overnight, Togawa Sakiko fell from being the daughter of a noble family to a penniless school dropout in the slums. It happened in 2023. Only, not in the 2023 of the BanG Dream! universe, but in the 2023 of the Cyberpunk universe. Her account was closed, her identity erased. Like a fish waiting to be slaughtered, Sakiko was cast into the lowest depths of the city. She had been furious and desperate, repeating the same days of injury and near-death. Like a mad dog, she seized every opportun 27.1MClicks70.9kFavorites0Tickets
- 17 The Frail Girl Is Slashing Her Way Through the World of Demons and Specters 病弱少女正在杀穿妖诡世界 At the end of the Great Liang Dynasty, famine struck, the land lay barren, people ate one another, demons ran rampant, and the uncanny was everywhere. Bai Qian, who transmigrated into this world, could grow stronger by slaying demons. Apart from that, her only other hobby was keeping a diary. [February 16: Went to a den where wolf demons had gathered. Killed all sixteen, pups included, but the rewards weren't great.] [March 31: Reached a town controlled by a skinning specter. The town had 3,012 12.6MClicks42.7kFavorites0Tickets
- 18 Is It Wrong to Want to Marry a Weapon? 想和兵器结婚有错吗？ [Five-Star Work of 2023] [Rights sold to Bilibili Comics; comic adaptation coming soon] [Original work, winner of the Fantasy Writing Contest, ranked seventh in 2023] "As a magical weapon maker, I spent my entire life pursuing perfection in my craft. I had no interest in worldly affairs." "When I was fifteen, I merely glanced at a certain divine weapon, and was sentenced to eternal darkness, losing my sight." "By the time I was sixty, I stood at the pinnacle of humanity. I arrogantly provoked 33.7MClicks72.7kFavorites0Tickets
- 19 Miss Dollmaker Doesn't Want to Keep a Diary 人偶师小姐不想写日记 I know a monster who eats stories. Live well. There will always be someone willing to listen to everything you’ve been through. 8.6MClicks45.3kFavorites1Tickets
- 20 Sylvie and Her New Master 希尔薇和她的新主人 Dear Miss Sylvie, do you want to become stronger? Do you want to win at life? Do you want to unlock more rewards? Then what are you waiting for? Go earn more affection points! 19.9MClicks41.5kFavorites0Tickets
- 21 Uma Musume, but the System Is Jujutsu Kaisen 赛马娘，但系统是咒术回战 [Uma Musume + Mahoraga’s Wheel + Binding Vows + Invincibility] El Condor Pasa: Sorry, Special Week, Grass Wonder, Seiun Sky, and King Halo. We’re the real humans. Kashimo: Be proud. You were strong. El Condor Pasa looked at the tears in her palm. “What is this?” Kashimo: Hard to say. I’ve never cried before. 2.7MClicks9.4kFavorites0Tickets
- 22 Tonight, Alice Joins the Hunt 今夜，爱丽丝加入狩猎 Starring Alice, Alice Margatroid. The stage is an endless world of horror loops. The latest doll play in the cycle begins here. 31MClicks60.7kFavorites0Tickets
- 23 Why Is Raising My Pokemon in Conquest Mode? 我的宝可梦养成怎么是攻略模式？ From handheld console models to the Rotom Pokédex, the history of the Pokédex is also the history of technological progress. Ten years before the main series begins, Professor Oak has only just retired as Champion. Team Rocket has already made a name for itself, while Giovanni is still an ambitious crime boss whose only goal is making money. The Pokédex is still a crude handheld device, portable but inconvenient to use. The now-familiar red-and-white Poké Ball has just finished development, and 5.8MClicks20.2kFavorites41Tickets
- 24 I Really Want to Bully Bocchi-chan 我好想欺负波奇酱 [Lighthearted Main Story ()] I really want to live off Bocchi's hard-earned money. Have her play guitar every day to support me, while I go out and spend Bocchi's money on pachinko. At night, I'd beat Bocchi up and demand money. Then, after beating her, I'd burst into tears, hug her, and say, 'I'm sorry, I got angry again. I can't live without you,' just to manipulate her. She'd surely only stammer out an apology and forgive me, then hide under the covers and cry every day. In the end, I'd sell 12.8MClicks31.9kFavorites0Tickets
- 25 My Guide to a Bizarre Life 我的猎奇生活指南 When Pu Xi finally escaped from that psychiatric hospital, she discovered that the world was far more complicated than she had imagined. Faced with bizarre creatures, eerie urban legends, and various organizations with ulterior motives, young Pu Xi came to understand the only two truths in this world. First, polar bears cannot talk. Second, the basement floor is harder than her mouth. 891.3kClicks4.9kFavorites0Tickets
- 26 Chronicles of the Inari Yokai God 稻荷妖神记事 Black clouds loom over Heian-kyo, the center of the many conflicts of this Heian era. The fates of mortals who live in constant fear, yokai lurking beyond the boundaries, gods reigning above, and evil gods watching everything from the abyss are all intertwined in this world and age. A girl awakens in this world as the Inari deity. Faced with the secrets hidden in this world and within herself, she resolutely presses on. (The setting blends yokai-themed crossover fiction with some original elemen 23.8MClicks38.9kFavorites0Tickets
- 27 After Becoming a Young Lady 当成为小姐姐之后 Alya never imagined she would sit on that golden throne again. Even though she loved humanity so deeply... she understood even becoming light would not let her do everything. Yet everyone was hoping for her to return like a bolt of lightning. Please, take a look. Please lead us to victory again. Please, wait, why have you become a beautiful girl? No, no, it's not that there's anything wrong with that. If anything, this is wonderful! We will follow you forever! We pledge our undying loyalty!! .. 61.1MClicks106.8kFavorites3Tickets
- 28 My Special Ability Is Being the Heroine 我的个性是女主 There are risks to a golden finger, so be careful when you transmigrate. At this moment, Shifang stood on the rooftop, looking up at the sky with a melancholy expression. The once tall, handsome, and optimistic boy had become a helpless, weak, and pitiful girl. In short, this is a story about competing with the canonical heroines of various worlds for the heroine's role. Noragami - Charlotte (Half Cut) - Academy City - Beyond the Boundary - Return to U.A. High - No Game No Life: Zero - Date A L 40.6MClicks39kFavorites0Tickets
- 29 Demon Sword Immortal 妖剑仙 A story about a paralyzed man with a terminal illness who is reborn in another world and cuts down all who stand in his way as he challenges the sword masters of the realm. Though he dies, the fragrance of his chivalrous spirit endures; he has no shame before the heroes of this age. Who can inscribe the Supreme Mystery Classic beneath the eaves of the library, even with hair turned white? 22.4MClicks59.7kFavorites0Tickets
- 30 Great Ming: Conquering Heaven 大明:征服天堂 Ongoing with regular updates in 2026. A wondrous journey through the steel and gunpowder of the 17th century. 124.5MClicks72.5kFavorites11Tickets
- 31 I'm a Dragon, and With No Princess Around, I Have to Become One Myself! 恶龙，没有公主的我只好自己变了！ [Yuri] Pathunasanks thinks it's getting harder and harder to be an evil dragon these days. Everyone's caught up in the rat race. Kidnapping princesses is all the rage among dragons now. If your lair doesn't have a princess locked up in it, cursing you to hell every day, you can barely face your fellow dragons when you leave the house. There's no choice. If she doesn't want to become a disgrace to all dragons, she'll have to go kidnap a princess herself. But somehow, she ends up becoming a prince 6.5MClicks26.9kFavorites0Tickets
- 32 The Hitzfield Case Files 希茨菲尔探案集 The world of Long Summer is shrouded in the uncanny all year round. Every six days, on the seventh, the uncanny invade the Dream Realm and release evil spirits that affect reality. An unusual murder in Heimu City leads to the discovery of a mysterious girl. She has an Eye of Truth that can see through illusions on the seventh day. A fantasy adventure told in episodic stories. See the comments for the group number. 25.2MClicks83.9kFavorites1Tickets
- 33 Please, Make Some Money 求求你赚钱吧 "An Ivory-Tower Innocent Takes Charge of the Family Business and Fires Senior Executives? That's Corporate Suicide!" "The Ridiculous Heiress Tries to Break into New Markets, But Her Copyrights Are Worthless?" "Despicable Rivals Claim They Do Business for Friendship, Not Profit. Affordable Phones Take Off!" "A Product Made with Care Sparks a Shopping Frenzy. Consumers Line Up the Night Before!" "Shut up and take my money! Ai Ma fires the first shot in the chip counteroffensive!" "I just wante 63.5MClicks73.4kFavorites316Tickets
- 34 I Was Summoned by Kirei Kotomine as Illya?! 身为伊莉雅的我被言峰绮礼召唤了？！ This book is also known as “Mister, I’ll help you fight in the Holy Grail War. Do I get meals?” ...Huh? How did I transmigrate just by taking a nap? And why did I turn into Illya? I don’t mind becoming a little girl, but why do I have to fight in the Holy Grail War? And what even is the Holy Grail War? Can someone please explain it to me? “I am one of the participants in this Holy Grail War, your Master, Kirei Kotomine. Tell me your true name, Assassin.” The priest before her, who looked pretty 35.8MClicks54.4kFavorites0Tickets
- 35 I'm a Saint, Not the Dragon Witch! 是圣女，不是龙之魔女！ After transmigrating to a medieval world with fantastical powers, Weierna thought she would become a legendary figure like the transmigrators who came before her. She never expected to die at the hands of a band of robbers before she had even left Riverwood Village. And yet... [Press any key to get up.] [Use WASD to move, press C to crouch and sneak.] [Move the mouse to adjust your view.] [Hold Shift to sprint.] Weierna: "?" 1.9MClicks9.9kFavorites77Tickets
- 36 Magical Girl Illidan 魔法少女伊利丹 [Main story complete] "For a small price, even a wish as grand as destroying the Burning Legion can come true!" "Then what's the price?" In short, it's the story of Illidan Stormrage becoming a magical girl and fighting across different worlds to fulfill his wish of destroying the Burning Legion. Worlds so far: Fate/Zero - Black Bullet - What Do You Do at the End of the World? Are You Busy? Will You Save Us? - Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya - Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Re:CREATORS - No Game N 42.4MClicks47.5kFavorites0Tickets
- 37 Countdown to the Main God's Bankruptcy 主神破产倒计时 This is the story of a certain Lord God Space on the verge of bankruptcy and closure... At this point, the Big Light Ball had not yet reached the brink of death. The Lord God Space was still thriving as a publicly listed company, and its Reincarnators were still wreaking havoc, courting death, and picking fights in all kinds of worlds. Meanwhile, someone was struggling along at the very bottom of the Lord God Space, slowly learning how to make figurines and gradually working toward the goal of r 59.7MClicks35.7kFavorites3Tickets
- 38 The Witch's Speedrun Handbook 魔女小姐的速通手册 In his third year in this steam-powered world, Charles gained the ability to simulate the past and the future. The people he simulated created games where they could do anything without consequence, and after countless simulations, real life became a speedrun campaign. The Church, potions, mutations, the Old Gods, witches, sealed objects... None of these have anything to do with Charles. She's just an ordinary girl who wants to live a quiet life. She's simply rather good at nipping danger in the 59.3MClicks143.3kFavorites3Tickets
- 39 Children, I'm Your Mother! 孩子们，我是你妈妈啊！ [Welcome to Hero Editor] [Core Setting: Aspiring to become a magical girl] [Materials collected: Wand fragments, a Danish fairy-tale book, high-purity crystals...] [Current requirements met. Create a character?] Other people play Pinduoduo. I piece together heroes. Use junk materials to build key elements: don't laser eyes plus flight equal Superman? And so... Protagonists from different stories make their entrance. At the grand finale, a fairy-tale emperor who bears the abyss of despair and bec 14.5MClicks49.6kFavorites560Tickets
- 40 Dorothy's Forbidden Grimoire 多萝西的禁密书典 Amid the steam of the Industrial Revolution, the mysterious stirs. Esoteric cults and secret societies seek the supernatural in the shadows, while hidden gods look down upon all creation from above. Forbidden knowledge, sacrificial rituals, forgotten secret histories... The mysterious is everywhere. After accidentally transmigrating here, Dorothy discovers that to make her way through this increasingly absurd world, she must follow one principle: "Knowledge is power." And what about forbidden kn 66.5MClicks112.2kFavorites0Tickets
- 41 In Jujutsu Kaisen, I, EMIYA, Am Still the World's Strongest Sorcerer! 人在咒术，我英灵卫宫仍是世一咒术师！ After receiving the template of EMIYA, the nameless young woman, who had made no contract with the Counter Force, was reborn in a strange world without magi or Dead Apostles. Here, human negative emotions piled up and produced curses, which in turn gave rise to creatures known as Cursed Spirits. Like human malice, they were endless, and evil by nature. Her parents in this life were also killed by Cursed Spirits shortly after she was born. "What a rare talent. You unconsciously used your Cursed T 6.6MClicks23.4kFavorites1.5kTickets
- 42 System! I'm Done Being a Saintess! 系统！我不做圣女啦！ Opening the newspaper: "The Terrifying Clown of Bull Street Spotted on Kos Street"; "The Man-Eating Witch, Xisa, Flees Toward the Queen's District"; "Heartthrob Xierwei Wins the Princess's Heart"; "A Dragon-Winged Little Girl Appears in the Skies Above the Monastery Outside the City"; "The Great Saintess of Saint Xier Arrives in Her Faithful Sulama Today!" "Ahem..." Saint Xier awkwardly lowered the newspaper inside the carriage. Damn... Every story in the paper was about me... This book is also 24.4MClicks74.6kFavorites1Tickets
- 43 RT Your Logistics Uma Musume Has Issues! 你这后勤马娘有问题啊 Inarikagura, a girl from China who died of overwork, had just awakened in a remote shrine when a sudden fire sent her fleeing for her life. In the end, she ran out of strength and collapsed at the gate of the Symboli family, the place she now called home. She had no transmigrator’s System, no money, no power or influence, and not even a usable identity. And with this body only eleven years old, nobody would hire her for a part-time job. To make ends meet, she accepted the old Symboli’s offer and 31.7MClicks60.1kFavorites11Tickets
- 44 RT Dad, Please Let Me Solo Stan You! 爸爸，请让我单推吧！ Chu Yuanqing dares swear that, as a former savior, she never imagined she would one day transform into a magical girl and enter an idol audition show just because she wanted to leave her daughter an inheritance before she died. But it doesn't matter. No matter how embarrassing it is, as long as no one finds out, she can pretend it never happened! But can someone explain why her sweet, sensible daughter is entering the audition too? Watching her daughter stick close to her every day, call her her 34.8MClicks81.1kFavorites0Tickets
- 45 The Unnameable Bubble 不可名状的泡泡 The cruelty of innocence, the guilt of the blameless. I walk the world, and all things shall bow before me. The little girl looked up at the strange blurb and scratched her head. "It sounds really impressive, but Bubble is a good girl!" A Cthulhu-style fairy tale. Expected final length: 1.4 million words or more. Enjoy without worry (๑Ő௰Ő๑) 17.5MClicks45kFavorites0Tickets
- 46 I Am Your Wingman 我，你们的翅膀 Before setting out on her mission, Amber confirmed with the System again and again that her targets could not possibly fall for her. The utterly confident System assured her, "Don't worry. Your targets are all women who are as straight as can be. No matter how much you raise their affection and bond levels, they'll only ever see you as a good friend. Nothing you’re worried about will ever happen." Some time later, Amber was pinned to the bed. "Hey, System? Something's gone wrong." 39.1MClicks96.2kFavorites0Tickets
- 47 Planetary Consciousness 星体意识 “I was born from the flames of a star, gazing into the brilliance of the countless stars.” “In the quantum ocean of ebbing and flowing tides, infinite possibilities were born.” Should this long story begin with a tiny cell? No. Let us begin with the birth of a star, with the first ray of light from billions of years ago. Witness the birth of planets, the evolution of life, the changes of eras, the rise of civilizations, and the vastness of the universe. Seek the truth behind the fog, and in the 19.6MClicks74.5kFavorites14Tickets
- 48 Try to Understand Humanity, Aura! 理解人类吧！阿乌拉 After Frieren ordered her to kill herself, Aura did so, only to discover that she had been reborn a thousand years in the past, when Frieren was still a young elf. She had thought she could get revenge on Frieren, but then discovered the obedience magic on her had not worn off. After much effort, she managed to fool little Frieren into believing she was a good demon. "I'm sorry, Lord of the Demons." "For my own survival, you'll just have to die obediently at Frieren's hands." "I simply can't 30.5MClicks36.5kFavorites0Tickets
- 49 The Tale of Alice the Hero's Social Death 勇者爱丽丝的社会性死亡传说 "The Demon King from two generations ago was killed when the Hero of the Kingdom of Glenfen pierced his heart with the legendary sword Enheria." "The previous Demon King was sealed away for fifty years by the Hero of the Kingdom of Ymir with the legendary forbidden spell, the God of War's Shackles. In the end, his life force faded and he died." "Sounds impressive. What about this generation's Demon King?" "This generation's Demon King... was killed by the Hero Alice, using her underwear."======B 46.3MClicks109.8kFavorites0Tickets
- 50 Can't We Skip the Dating? 跳过谈恋爱不行吗？ "To be honest, conquest is a real hassle: you have to rack your brains to cater to someone's tastes, be patient, attentive, gentle, and funny, and avoid all kinds of baffling wrong choices so you don't get called a stupid, clueless, sexist jerk." "If you conquer too many girls by accident, then you have to deal with guilt, love triangles, getting stabbed, and the inevitable ending: making a choice." "Even if you're a scumbag who doesn't bat an eye when a girl cries, abandoning someone after sedu 65.6MClicks106kFavorites0Tickets
