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  1. The Suspect Drives the Detective Half Crazy Every Day 嫌疑人每天都会把侦探气个半死 No CP240k WordsCompleted I transmigrated into the body of a murderer at a crime scene, and a certain Shinigami caught me red-handed. That's right, I'm the murderer. (Just giving up.) Hey, hey, hey! Don't you believe me?! Just give me the death penalty... (sigh) Later, I realized that staying by the side of this bespectacled little boy seemed to give me a suspect's constitution. So could I please get a victim's constitution instead? Yuki: Stop calling me a suspect. I'm the murderer. A certain Shinigami is furious with t 10.1kFavorites16.6kClicks/ch2.6kGifts
  2. [JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] Diavolo Sure Is Lucky [JOJO]迪亚波罗真走运 No CP110k WordsCompleted This is a story about a boss with absurdly good luck and no split personality. An introverted makeup artist who does it all for fun transmigrates into the boss, a real beauty blogger. He may be great at makeup, but he's lazy. Looking at his barefaced reflection, he sees a freckled boy. Hmm... This face would really suit black lipstick. He puts in green contacts, does his makeup, applies black lipstick, and lets his long pink hair down. King Crimson helps stick on some green decorative paper. Ye 5.5kFavorites25.4kClicks/ch434Gifts
  3. [JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] This Is Not That Polnareff [JOJO]此波波非彼波波 Danmei (BL)356k WordsCompleted What's it feel like to get an arrow in the butt? Thanks for asking. I'm in prison, my Stand has awakened, and honestly, it really hurts. The male lead is a transmigrator, not the original person. Polpo: There's no way I'm becoming a corporate drone. I just want to be a capo. Let the boss handle the big stuff, the underlings take care of the small stuff, and I can lie around collecting my paycheck. How great is that? So why do you suspect I'm trying to overthrow you, Boss? I'm just genuinely l 4.4kFavorites8.8kClicks/ch2kGifts
  4. [JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] Multiple Personalities Run in the Family [JOJO]双重人格是会遗传的 Romance282k WordsCompleted Sexy female boss online, having a baby with DIO. Boss ♀ Doppio ♂ And just as the title says, Giorno has a split personality. Yep, the two of them share one body. Boss, is your baby this blond boy or this pink-haired girl? Boss: Don't you all come near me, aaaaaaaaaaah! It's finished! Don't worry about the pairing. This ending can basically be considered no-pairing. The next story is the Ghouls' Polpo novel next door, a top-led danmei. Come take a look? Theme: Still a menace even after a gender 3.3kFavorites10kClicks/ch165Gifts
  5. [JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] I Found a Meteorite [JOJO]捡到了一颗陨石 Romance194k WordsCompleted A Kars girlfriend story. √ The cutest age gap (over ten thousand years). The cutest height difference (195 cm and 121 cm). A ten-year-old girl with amnesia and her guardian travel the world together (crossed out). A monster over ten thousand years old abducts a little girl. Three years in prison, death penalty well deserved! (crossed out). The police always stop them to ask if she's been kidnapped. Original body! What are you doing?! Original body! That's Kars's loincloth! Why are you using it a 3.1kFavorites9.8kClicks/ch91Gifts
  6. [JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] Golden Tremors [JOJO的奇妙冒险]金色颤栗 Romance62k WordsCompleted I won't be human if I don't sleep with Joseph Joestar at least once! That's right, I'm going to sleep with Miss Tequila! Pillar Woman x Joseph Joestar, hahaha. This came from a sudden burst of inspiration. The heroine is a guardian of the Pillar People, and I've made her a Daywalker by force of authorial fiat (otherwise, it would really be hard to sleep with Joseph). She's incredibly strong. She loves her people, loves living things, and loves sleeping, hahaha. I'll try not to make anyone act ou 2.2kFavorites12.2kClicks/ch11Gifts
  7. [JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] Black and White [JOJO的奇妙冒险]黑与白 Romance94k WordsCompleted A fanfic for Part 5, Golden Wind. Basically an ad for Super Action Statue figures (not really). The captain is the pairing. The Stand is called Black and White. Yep, the idea came from an MJ single again. Please, go listen to the song! The heroine is a huge figure collector. Here's my terrible mouse-drawn sketch of Keran's character design. Please forgive me _(:_"∠)_ Premise: 1.9kFavorites8.9kClicks/ch24Gifts
  8. [JoJo's Bizarre Adventure/SBR] Why Would I Ever Go Back to an Ex? [JOJO/SBR]我怎么会吃回头草呢 Romance149k WordsCompleted This is a serious story. It may only get goofy when Lao Xie shows up (:3_ヽ)_ The heroine is a professional dancer (and a real spy). She's of mixed Chinese and American heritage. Her mother and grandfather were killed in a coup (Heroine: It's all America's fault!). She joins the SBR to gain political standing. As soon as she appears at the SBR... Gyro: Hey, Johnny, that lady has such a great presence! Johnny: Oh, she's my ex-girlfriend. Gyro: ... Later... Johnny: Which one is the real you? The da 1.9kFavorites4.3kClicks/ch16Gifts
  9. [JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean] How to Stop My Wife from Going to Prison [JOJO石之海]如何阻止我老婆入狱 Romance41k WordsOngoing Me! A guy whose one true love is Jolyne Cujoh wakes up one day beside her pillow... I confidently greet her right away: "Hi, wife!" ...Wait, no! Could this actually happen? Has being single finally become too much for even my life-size body pillow, making it come to life on the spot?! Hold on, something's off... Isn't the person in the mirror Romeo, the ex-boyfriend who was used and framed in the original story to get Jolyne sent to prison? Romeo: Let me think of a way to avoid driving... Jolyne 1.8kFavorites9.2kClicks/ch527Gifts
  10. [JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] Blood-Red Afterimage [JOJO的奇妙冒险]血色重影 Romance69k WordsCompleted A perverted lovesick woman meets a perverted hand fetishist. The female lead was abused by her parents, so she set the whole house on fire. She survived and moved to Morioh to live a quiet life. The female lead is a lovesick woman with a high combat level. Since someone guessed it, I'll just say it: the female lead is a demi-human, and her IBM is a catgirl~ ↓ Here's an excerpt from the story. You'll probably recognize the scene as soon as you read it, lol. Kira Yoshikage's face was smeared with 1.6kFavorites9.6kClicks/ch7Gifts
  11. [JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] Good Boy Dio [JOJO]乖孩子迪奥 Romance40k WordsOngoing The protagonist is Dio's mother. She doesn't transmigrate; she's the original character in the author's head. The story will be rather depressing until the end of one arc, then gradually turn silly. After all, with Araki around, it's impossible not to be silly, lol. Not sure which parts I'll cover. I'll see how it goes. This probably won't be long (I'll set a flag for now). Updates whenever I feel like it. Theme: Nothing, nothing. 1.1kFavorites5.8kClicks/ch203Gifts
  12. I Really Envy You Policemen. 真羡慕你们这些警察 No CP42k WordsOngoing Five years ago, Kamikaze Mirei, who worked as a criminal investigator in the First Section, lost his eyesight while chasing a kidnapper and had to quit his job as a police officer. Five years later, the kidnapper was released after serving his sentence, and revenge began. Megure Police Department: Kamikaze-kun, you are no longer a policeman. As an ordinary citizen, you do not need to be responsible for this. Kamikaze Weili: At the Mumu Police Department, although I can no longer see the light i 899Favorites1.5kClicks/ch158Gifts
  13. [JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] This Phone Is No Ordinary Phone [JOJO]这个手机不简单 Romance39k WordsOngoing A silly Dio fic, so of course the characters will be out of character (:3_ヽ)_ You think this is XXXX, but actually it's XX! ← Fill in the blanks. Get it right and there's a reward w (Those I've already spoiled, don't fill it in!) Phone: Please set a startup password. Dio: Hmm? What is this thing? Where did it come from? Phone: Password too long. Please set a password of no more than ten characters. Jojo is peeking--- Dio: You! You're spying on me, aren't you? Phone: Password accepte 527Favorites4.6kClicks/ch34Gifts
  14. [Naruto X JoJo] The Fourth Hokage's Quiet Life [火影JOJO]四代火影的平静生活 No CPOngoing The night the Nine-Tails attacked the village Minato Namikaze (Yoshikage Kira): My name is Minato Namikaze. I'm 24 years old and live at No. XXX, XX Street, Konoha Village, in the Land of Fire. I'm married... Obito: ...? What happens when the Fourth Hokage and Kira swap souls? The women at Kame Yu: Kira's been so gentle lately... I think I'm falling in love with him//// Yoshikage Kira (Minato Namikaze): Sorry, there's already someone I... like (I almost told her I have a wife). Meanwhile, looki 304Favorites—Clicks/ch4Gifts
  15. [JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] Come on, It's Game Time [JOJO]撒,游戏时间到了 Danmei (BL)Ongoing When Diavolo digs up an arrow in Egypt, he also happens to find a box of Millennium Puzzle fragments... Enya the Hag: Sell them all to me. Boss: I thought the puzzle pieces buried with the arrow would come in handy once assembled, so I didn't sell them. Who knew I'd go from having a split personality to having three? Yami: How can a pure white soul as newly born as Doppio be corrupted by Diavolo! Boss: King Crimson! Yami: Dark Magician! (Referring to the Stand) Doppio, caught every day between B 258Favorites—Clicks/ch—Gifts
  16. [Bungo Stray Dogs] How the Cowardly Dazai Got Entangled with a [Redacted] [文野]论胆小鬼哒宰如何被□□缠上 Danmei (BL)Ongoing Dazai: "Here, you'll definitely tell me that information. When has one of my predictions ever been wrong?" Yuli: "Hmm, then I'll make a prediction too. You're going to give me a deep kiss right here..." (smiles) Dazai: "Wait, you didn't put the information..." Yuli: "You guessed right~" (He opens his mouth. Deep inside, a very fine string is tied around one of his teeth, with the other end disappearing down his throat.) "The information isn't in my head. I've never even seen what's in it. You sh 177Favorites—Clicks/ch11Gifts
  17. [Jojo/sbr]why Does This Man Like to Cry so Much? [JOJO/SBR]这个男人怎么这么喜欢哭? RomanceOngoing Xu Lun Kujo sent Emporio away to confront the priest, and traveled through JO7 on the verge of death. He happened to be possessed by part of the body, triggering a miracle and cured his injury. When he woke up, he found himself in the United States at the end of the 19th century. Although he was in a different world, Xu Lun felt a blood connection nearby. Could it be his ancestor? Xu Lun: ... I will never admit that this crybaby mashed potato is my ancestor! Later, along the way to SBR, I grad 144Favorites—Clicks/ch76Gifts
  18. How to Become a Boss Without a Split Personality 不是双重人格怎么成为boss Danmei (BL)Ongoing I, Miako, have always had a golden dream: to follow the will of my brilliantly spotted octopus dad and build a beautiful kingdom of Italy together! Then Miako got stabbed in the back by the octopus BOSS. But I was reborn into the Millefiore family! I have to let the whole world know that our princess is an angel! And then he got stabbed in the back by the family BOSS again. Miako fell into deep thought. He understood now. Whether it's a split personality or a parallel world, having a many-fa 128Favorites—Clicks/ch—Gifts