[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] This Is Not That Polnareff

Name: [JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] This Is Not That Polnareff
Author: Qian You Alleycat

[JOJO]此波波非彼波波

by Qian You Alleycat (千佑Alleycat)

Status: Completed
Length: 356k Words
Genre: Danmei (BL)
Era: Modern Era
Updated: 5y ago
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

What's it feel like to get an arrow in the butt? Thanks for asking. I'm in prison, my Stand has awakened, and honestly, it really hurts. The male lead is a transmigrator, not the original person. Polpo: There's no way I'm becoming a corporate drone. I just want to be a capo. Let the boss handle the big stuff, the underlings take care of the small stuff, and I can lie around collecting my paycheck. How great is that? So why do you suspect I'm trying to overthrow you, Boss? I'm just genuinely lusting after your body. Giorno, if you're going to make me eat a hand grenade, I recommend feeding it to me mouth-to-mouth. Bucciarati, you're the subordinate I trust most. Surely you can handle these little things... Wait? Why are you climbing into my bed? Are you really not one of my kind, Risotto? Strip so I can check. I'm not drunk! How could I possibly be drunk! Mainly from the top's perspective. No pairing in the main story. Everything you want is in the extras. Theme: Being ready for sex anytime, anywhere is a basic skill for a playboy

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128Chapters

4.4kFavorites

9.1Score

2kNutrient gifts

8.8kClicks per chapter

3.4kComments

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