JJWXC catalogue
Books by 百搭肉丝
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JJWXC books matched on the author's name.
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Everyday Life with KO and My Handsome Senior Brother KO和美人师兄的小日常
A short story about KO and his handsome senior fellow apprentice, aka the backdoor couple, and their little everyday moments~ Theme:
499Favorites30kClicks/ch4Gifts
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What Do I Do After Clogging the Goddess’s Toilet? 我把女神家马桶拉堵了怎么办
Title: [Help] Save me!!! My poop clogged my goddess’s toilet. What should I do?!!! Topic: My goddess asked me to come over and fix her computer, but I clogged her toilet instead... Now I’m sitting on my goddess’s sofa, my goddess is sitting beside me, and her brother is in the bathroom unclogging the toilet... I feel like my goddess never wants to see me again... But what if I still want to see her brother?! This is a rather fragrant forum-style story, probably a short one... Yep, the goddess i
304Favorites3.8kClicks/ch38Gifts
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The Overbearing CEO's Assistant 霸道总裁的小白助理
Hao Bai: What am I supposed to do with you, you overbearing vice president? Fu Teng: When are you planning to marry me? Rou Si, whose every choice of title gets censored, has given up on thinking of one this time. The title came from my best friend Waiwai, even though it might not have much to do with the story o(╯□╰)o Theme:
244Favorites6.5kClicks/ch2Gifts
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My Roommate Insists on Flying with Me 室友非要和我一起飞
Title: [Help] My roommate insists on flying with me. What should I do?! Help!! Waiting online!!! Forum-style story, honest and oblivious bottom x hot-tempered teddy-bear top A few tips before reading: 1. Most of the straight guys replying to the original poster are here to help, but don't take every single reply seriously, or things could get awkward o(╯□╰)o 2. The original poster flies and flies, while his roommate chases and chases. Enjoy the flight while it lasts! Theme:
119Favorites13.5kClicks/ch11Gifts
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Versatile Shredded Pork 百搭肉丝
A collection of all kinds of short stories. There's always a dish of spicy shredded pork and vegetables you'll like~ Theme:
107Favorites5kClicks/ch2Gifts
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Can't You Let Me Quietly Ask for a Fic? 就不能让我安静的求个文嘛
A collection of various snippets inspired by request-for-recommendations posts, with some snark about cringe-worthy lines and plot points in novels. Please have tissues ready before reading. Theme:
106Favorites5.7kClicks/ch1Gifts
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My Roommate Insists on Scrubbing My Feet 室友非要帮我搓脚
[Help] My roommate insists on scrubbing my feet for me. What should I do?! Urgent!! Waiting for replies!!! Here's what happened: Every time my roommate asked me to shower with him, he'd scrub my back. I refused at first, but he was so good at it that it felt amazing. I figured we're both guys, so I let him do it. Of course, I didn't let him do it for free. Sometimes I'd scrub his back too. But I never expected my roommate to recently get into scrubbing my feet! Yes, you read that right. Scrubbin
102Favorites5.7kClicks/ch3Gifts
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My Roommate Insists on Raising Ducks (Not Men!) 室友非要养鸭子（非男人！）
Inspiration: https://www.douban.com/group/topic/30567586/?start=0 I saw a post like this back when I was still in school. It made me laugh until I had abs, but even by the time I graduated, nobody had written a story about it. I read it again recently and still thought it was hilarious, so I decided to write one myself. A short story, a fairly simple forum-style post~ Title: [Help] Ahhh, I'm going crazy! Also, does anyone know what ducks (not men!) are most afraid of?! Post: Damn it, I can't pu
98Favorites3.3kClicks/ch5Gifts
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Shopkeeper, There's Something Wrong with Your Jeans 店主，你家牛仔裤有问题
A buyer who likes wearing jeans bought a pair from the owner of a shop that specializes in selling jeans, and then HUGE PENIS: Shop owner, there's something wrong with your jeans! HUGE PENIS: Shop owner, the design of your jeans is really unreasonable! HUGE PENIS: Shop owner, your jeans pinch my balls when I wear them! HUGE PENIS: Shop owner, I want a refund! Springtime for Jeans: If you're sick, take your medicine! Originally titled "Shop Owner, My Balls Hurt When I Wear Your Jeans. What S
92Favorites8.5kClicks/ch1Gifts
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I Want to Break Up with You! 我要跟你分手！
Bottom: You stubborn old blockhead, you rotten, stinky piece of wood! I'm breaking up with you! Top: No. You won't find another man as handsome, charming, suave, rich in property and cars, successful in his career, well-paid, strong and virile, and able to go all night as me. You must be blind to even think of breaking up with me. CP: A chatty, sharp-tongued, narcissistic top × a hotheaded, gluttonous, long-suffering bottom Theme:
74Favorites2.5kClicks/ch—Gifts
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The Big Bad Wolf Who Loves Carrots 爱吃胡萝卜的大灰狼
A story about a big gray wolf who loves carrots and a little gray rabbit who brings him carrots every day~ Theme:
61Favorites4kClicks/ch—Gifts
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The Fisherman and the Snail Beauty 渔夫和田螺美少年
A fisherman brought a river snail home and kept it in a water jar in his kitchen. The snail turned into a handsome young man and offered himself to the fisherman. But the fisherman had always wanted to marry a real princess, so every day the young snail brought home a princess for him to meet... (Just kidding!) A few tips before you dive in: 1. Don’t let the blurb fool you! 2. Fairy-tale characters from different stories get mixed together, so don’t believe a word of it! 3. The fisherman is the
47Favorites1.7kClicks/ch—Gifts
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What Should I Do About My Roommate's Stinky Feet? 室友脚太臭了怎么办
[Title] Help: My roommate's feet stink so bad. What do I do?! Urgent!!! Online now!!!! Help meeeee!!!! My roommate's feet smell so damn bad!!!!! I don't even know how to describe the stench... Let's put it this way: there used to be eight people in the dorm. The smell drove six away, leaving just me and him... Heh. If I had money, I'd be the first to move out!!! But I don't have any... So I've been poisoned... That's right, poisoned! Every night when I go to sleep, the stench keeps wafting up fr
42Favorites2.5kClicks/ch2Gifts
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A Sneeze Means Someone Is Thinking of You 打喷嚏是代表有人想你了
A sneeze means someone's thinking of you. Or maybe you've caught a cold~ A birthday story for my bestie, Waiwai. Congratulations on getting another year older, hahahaha! Theme:
32Favorites3.4kClicks/ch—Gifts
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Your Pants Still Haven't Torn 你的裤子穿到现在还没破
This story is also known as "Pants of Destiny." The idea came from a pair of pants my best bro Daodao gave me. They're such great quality that even after wearing them all this time, my □□ still hasn't worn through... Hey! (#`O′)
27Favorites2.4kClicks/ch—Gifts
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The Mantis Stalks the Cicada, Unaware of the Oriole Behind 螳螂捕蝉，黄雀在后
Cicada: I’m going to sing my most beautiful song for her. Mantis: You’re so noisy. I’m going to eat you. Oriole: Look, in the end you wound up in my belly anyway. Theme:
22Favorites2.2kClicks/ch—Gifts
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Where Did Mimi Go? 咪咪哪去了
Xia Fan: Where's the meat? Shang Tian [pointing awkwardly]: Well, Mimi stole it and ate it. Mimi: Meow meow meow?! (I eat fish!)
14Favorites1.8kClicks/ch—Gifts
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I Was the One Who Farted 那个屁是我放的
Paying back a favor: the birthday story I owed last year. Dedicated to Bage, a tough girl who can fart up a storm in front of her crush without batting an eye. 233 Theme:
14Favorites1.3kClicks/ch—Gifts
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You Are My Christmas Apple 你是我的平安果
To me, you are my peace apple. CP: A pursuer who can't stop playing games x a miserly foodie receiver We missed Christmas Eve and the Egg-Laying Festival, so I'm wishing everyone a happy New Year in advance (づ￣3￣)づ╭?~ Theme:
14Favorites1.4kClicks/ch—Gifts