What Should I Do About My Roommate's Stinky Feet?

[Title] Help: My roommate's feet stink so bad. What do I do?! Urgent!!! Online now!!!! Help meeeee!!!! My roommate's feet smell so damn bad!!!!! I don't even know how to describe the stench... Let's put it this way: there used to be eight people in the dorm. The smell drove six away, leaving just me and him... Heh. If I had money, I'd be the first to move out!!! But I don't have any... So I've been poisoned... That's right, poisoned! Every night when I go to sleep, the stench keeps wafting up from below. The more I smell it, the worse my headaches and chest tightness get. I can't sleep, I have nightmares, and I've lost my appetite. It's been ages since I had a good night's sleep, a proper meal, or a good wank... Can someone tell me what I should do?!!!!!! No. 0, the original poster, is in too deep A short story, still a cute forum-style piece. It's even better if you read it together with the foot-rubbing story next door~ Theme: