A buyer who likes to wear jeans bought a pair of jeans from a store owner who specializes in selling jeans, and then——
HUGE PENIS: Shopkeeper, there's something wrong with your jeans!
HUGE PENIS: Shop owner, the design of your jeans is very unreasonable!
HUGE PENIS: Shopkeeper, your jeans feel stuck when I wear them!
HUGE PENIS: Shop owner, I want to return it!
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The spring of jeans: please take medicine if you are sick!
Originally titled "Shopkeeper, what should I do if my balls hurt when I wear your jeans"
Ahem, look at the ID←_←
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