An Anything-Goes Reader's Account 杂食党的账号

1. 1 秽 A Filthy Banquet 秽宴 Black Cat, White Socks黑猫白袜子Danmei (BL)511k WordsCompleted "Tongue Chapter" At some point, Xie Xishu began to feel an intense gaze fixed on him from behind. He couldn’t understand why Qi Wu always looked at him that way. Even without turning around, he could feel that gaze as if it had weight... Xie Xishu was the class’s famous bookworm, while Qi Wu was the school’s notorious troublemaker. They should have had nothing to do with each other. But Qi Wu would stare at him throughout every class. Before long, even after class and on the way home, a tal 122.1kFavorites132kClicks/ch80.9kGifts

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   The description was a bit disgusting; I was both scared and curious to watch it late at night.

2. 2 失 The Ex-Boyfriend Who Lost His Memory 失忆后多了的前男友 Concubine in Shanyang妾在山阳Danmei (BL)1.7M WordsCompleted [I've enabled paragraph comments for this one! Come join the fun! 80% anti-piracy. Please check the content warnings.] When Ye Sheng was five, his father died and his mother ran away. He grew up in the mountains, relying on each other for survival with an old con man of mysterious origins and a secretive past. At eighteen, Ye Sheng set off for college with the items the old man had given him. But on the train to school, he got caught up in a supernatural incident and met a lunatic. He though 567.1kFavorites603.1kClicks/ch1.4MGifts

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   It was amazing! The jellyfish scene almost made me cry.

3. 3 捡 Picking Up Trash 捡垃圾 A Feast of Chaos乌合之宴Danmei (BL)619k WordsCompleted If you bought the complete edition, please give me a five-star rating. Don't make me look too bad, please QAQ My next story, [How to Raise a Vicious Cannon Fodder], is now underway. Come check it out! (An old-school, angsty melodrama featuring three scumbag tops competing for the same person.) Xu Xiaozhen is a poor but determined beta struggling at the very bottom of society and trying to change his fate through education. One night, while collecting trash, he finds a living person. The stranger 104.5kFavorites79.9kClicks/ch63.9kGifts

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   The beginning was a bit tedious, but the dog training part was so much fun!

4. 4 信 The Pheromone Hoax 信息素骗局 Mu Xiniang木兮娘Danmei (BL)136k WordsCompleted He Yuan, a beta, uses fake pheromones to deceive his S-class Alpha lover. They love each other for years, until his Alpha lover meets the Omega destined to be his true match. The usually gentle He Yuan asks for a divorce without hesitation. Content warnings: Over-the-top melodrama, like a soap opera. Free short story. Neither lead is perfect. This is a subject I’m completely unfamiliar with, and modern-day urban melodrama is definitely not my strength. I’ll do my best not to mess it up T^T Upda 83.8kFavorites265.6kClicks/ch15.4kGifts

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   Suitable for bedtime stories, a bit melodramatic, and slightly underwhelming.

5. 5 你 You Have a Long Life Ahead of You, So Come Back in Your Next Life 你福大命大，你来生 Mei He Duoshao莓鹤多少Danmei (BL)420k WordsCompleted The Chen Group declared bankruptcy, and Chen Xing became a disgraced outcast, a dog everyone kicked while he was down. The rich young men who once knelt at his feet now eagerly courted him, because his exquisite looks made him perfect for keeping as a secret lover. Chen Xing had a sworn enemy. After Chen Xing’s words came true, his enemy’s wife died in an alley, taking the unborn child with her. To exact revenge, Chen Xing was forced to become a substitute for Shi Shuangfu’s deceased wife, a 246Favorites309Clicks/ch1.6kGifts

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   Uh, wasn't that a bit too much of a beating? Pure mutual attack (from a professional boxer).

6. 6 回 Back to the Immortal Venerable's Youth [Book Transmigration] 回到仙尊少年时[穿书] Concubine in Shanyang妾在山阳Danmei (BL)590k WordsCompleted [The physical edition of Volume 2 goes on sale June 1. Its published title is Knowing You.] Yan Qing transmigrates into a melodramatic cultivation novel as a child: the most popular villain, a beautiful, tragic figure. As an adult, the villain is a peerless genius of breathtaking elegance. As a child, he is pitiful and nearly starves to death in the bitter winter. The cultivation world is full of dangers, and to survive, Yan Qing has to pull out every trick in the book. He can act sweet and inn 578.5kFavorites828.4kClicks/ch524.8kGifts

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   It was good, but the ending left me a little confused.

7. 7 感 After Failing to Influence the Protagonist 感化主角失败以后[穿书] Concubine in Shanyang妾在山阳Danmei (BL)524k WordsCompleted [Signed for publication. For updates on its progress, see @Jinjiang Qie Zai Shanyang. Written in 2018, with many, many, many rough edges. Please don’t heap excessive praise on it or use it to put other works down.] As soon as Pei Jing transmigrated into a book, he knew what he had to do. Following the usual plot, he was supposed to take in the ill-fated protagonist as his disciple, win him over with love and tenderness, cling to his coattails, and stop him from turning evil. But the plot went 323.6kFavorites447kClicks/ch145.9kGifts

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   Hmm, not bad.

8. 8 扬 The Alluring Shadow of the Sword 扬书魅影 Song of the South Wind南风歌Danmei (BL)181k WordsCompleted The martial world is rife with strife. Who will be the greatest under heaven? Notice about the reverse V To all the dear readers who have come to excavate this ancient relic: More than a decade after this novel was completed, I’m preparing to switch it to a paid format. This will happen on September 30, starting from Chapter 60. Thank you all, mwah! Notice to readers: Withdrawal of the noncommercial audio drama licenses for all three Yang Shu Mei Ying novels. Hello, dear readers. The noncommer 55.7kFavorites112.8kClicks/ch9.6kGifts

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   The same old Jianghu, the same old married life

9. 9 晓 Lone Isle Beneath the Dawn Stars 晓星孤屿 Song of the South Wind南风歌Danmei (BL)241k WordsCompleted The second installment of Yang Shu Mei Ying: The dashing hero and the cult leader’s story continues in all its splendor. I’ve finally decided to start this one, and I hope it will bring everyone more surprises. Basically, it’s a story about the hero and the cult leader wandering the martial world, punishing evil and promoting good□□ Theme: 11.8kFavorites56kClicks/ch764Gifts

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   Sequel

10. 10 风 Endless Wind and Rain 风雨无极 Song of the South Wind南风歌Danmei (BL)231k WordsCompleted The third installment continues the journey of solving mysteries and investigating cases in the martial world. Theme: 10.2kFavorites35.9kClicks/ch513Gifts

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    I read all three books in one go, it was so enjoyable!

11. 11 天 The Young Heroes of Tianyi 天一少年行 Song of the South Wind南风歌Danmei (BL)229k WordsCompleted The Book of Changes says, “Heaven generates water as one; earth completes it as six.” This is the legendary story of Yun Shen and Xiao Fang as they train and roam the martial world. Theme: 4kFavorites18.1kClicks/ch88Gifts

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    The story of the secondary couple is so enjoyable!

12. 12 红 Red and White Wedding 红白囍 AyeAyeCaptainDanmei (BL)434k WordsCompleted White funerals are sorrowful, red weddings are joyful. I leave the human world for the Yellow Springs. Incense, candles, paper horses, a flower palanquin; Lady Meng offers us a cup to seal our marriage. White paper, red clothes, suona horns sounding for ten miles. Together in life, together in death. Theme: Look within when judging people. 468.2kFavorites261.1kClicks/ch327.5kGifts

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    Plum blossoms bloom in the twelfth lunar month, as the coldest days of winter arrive...

13. 13 这 This Damn Will to Survive [Book Transmigration] 这该死的求生欲[穿书] Gazing at Three Mountains望三山Danmei (BL)945k WordsCompleted [Complete] 1. The book Evil Ghost is about Chi You, the protagonist who is killed by someone, then cultivates under the guidance of Feng Li, the male lead, to get revenge. Jiang Luo wakes up one day and finds himself transmigrated as the cannon fodder who killed the protagonist. Even worse, by the time he arrives, the protagonist has already been killed by the original Jiang Luo. At the funeral, Jiang Luo is pushed up to the coffin. The protagonist's face looks peaceful, with a smile on his li 782kFavorites1MClicks/ch1.1MGifts

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    Training dogs is fun, but there are some awkward moments.

14. 14 我EN I've Liked Your Boyfriend for a Long Time 我喜欢你男朋友很久了 Jiang Zibei酱子贝Danmei (BL)137k WordsCompleted Pei Ran has recently made two discoveries: 1. His boyfriend of three years might be cheating on him. 2. His boyfriend's roommate seems to look at him in a rather strange way. A short story, not much plot. Just something I wrote on a whim. Feel free to read it casually. Theme: . 923.6kFavorites2MClicks/ch330.6kGifts

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    The one who isn't loved is the mistress. [Pity]

15. 15 碎 Broken Jade, Cast Pearls 碎玉投珠 Bei Nan北南Danmei (BL)314k WordsCompleted Nobody in the antiques trade is a fool. Both the top and the bottom are particular about everything. Take one step back, and they're brothers in all but blood. Take one step forward, and they're the one for each other. One more step, and they spend the rest of their lives together. A happy ending, growing old side by side. Ding Hanbai: “The thing I love most in this business is jade. Stones come in all grades, and people too, from dragons and phoenixes to ants and vermin. With a name like Hanba 913kFavorites733.7kClicks/ch367.2kGifts

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    [Orange heart][Orange heart][Orange heart]

16. 16 江 Dr. Jiang Is Pregnant with His Archrival's Baby 江医生他怀了死对头的崽 Gourd Sauce葫芦酱Danmei (BL)441k WordsCompleted [Signed for print publication and an audio drama. Follow wb@Hulu Jiang Jiang Jiang~ for updates on the schedule.] Everyone knew that the Obstetrics and Gynecology Department at Jihua Hospital, affiliated with A Medical University, had two associate chief physicians who could never get along. From their first year of college to graduation with their PhDs, then through residency training and the professional title evaluations, Jiang Xu and Shen Fangyu competed like their lives depended on it. Th 787.6kFavorites893.3kClicks/ch832.6kGifts

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    The place where I held my baby was very warm and loving; I liked it.

17. 17 招 Temptation 招惹 Mu Xiniang木兮娘Danmei (BL)62k WordsCompleted [See my completed works and upcoming books on my profile. Du Yunsheng regretted more than once that he had provoked Teng Zhiqing two years ago, that strange young man from the Miao village. Title changed due to censorship. Content warnings: 1. A short story, around 30,000 characters. 2. There may be pregnancy and childbirth, depending on how things go. 3. The bottom is a bit of a scumbag. Inspired by Cai Shaofen's The Debt, in which she plays a beautiful, patho 105.9kFavorites327.2kClicks/ch14.5kGifts

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    [Pants][Pants]

18. 18 烈 Blazing Sun 烈阳 Returning Geese in Falling Snow归鸿落雪Danmei (BL)191k WordsCompleted After his father’s death, Wei Feng became embroiled in a fight over the family estate. Just when he was at the end of his rope, a mysterious uncle who claimed to have been sent by his father appeared and took him home. Jiang Gu was busy and distant. Wei Feng hardly saw him throughout the year. Then, during one summer vacation, he returned to the old house and unexpectedly found his adoption papers. Soon after, he discovered that Jiang Gu had ulterior motives regarding his father’s estate, and t 26.2kFavorites24.5kClicks/ch35.7kGifts

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    I really like their "what if" timeline side stories [pity]

19. 19 二 Second Marriage 二婚 Dongshi Niang东施娘Danmei (BL)53k WordsCompleted Nan Lu married a man who had already been divorced once. Later, he became a divorcee himself. - A new love interest - A melodramatic, free short story Theme: More frightening than getting divorced is marrying the wrong person and settling for that life forever 20kFavorites77.4kClicks/ch4.5kGifts

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    If you don't love someone anymore, you just don't love them anymore. No matter how well you pretend, it won't change anything. [Rabbit head with upright ears]

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