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1. 1 砸 Smash All Pots and Pans To Go to School 砸锅卖铁去上学 Red Thorn North红刺北Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [The second volume’s physical edition goes on sale on June 24, 2023, at 6 p.m. The first two minutes come with a limited-time autograph! For details, follow the author on Weibo: Tiantian Chijiao.] [The audiobook of the same name is now available on Ximalaya. If you’re interested, go give it a listen!] Wei San, once a top engineer, transmigrates into an out-of-school child in the interstellar age. She makes a living by scavenging trash and turning junk into treasure. Just in time for the start o 962.4kFavorites1.6MClicks/ch4.6MGifts

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   What happened was that hcb asked fans if they had any suggestions. After being advised not to use degrading words for women, hcb suddenly became ill. Hcb said that his character is not a saint, and it is normal to use some r-words [crack]. Oh my god, I want to laugh when I say this about female authors fighting for the freedom to create and humiliate women. It's so magical and weird [loading]. I haven't seen any author of a male protagonist who would say: The protagonist needs to say insulting words [milk tea] because of his character. After all, he is not a saint.

2. 2 穿 After Entering a Cyberpunk Game, I Killed the Boss and Claimed the Throne 穿进赛博游戏后干掉BOSS成功上位 An Bai桉柏Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [I’ve been informed about the incident involving trolls in the comments, and I sincerely apologize to everyone. The inappropriate text in the blurb has been removed. A detailed announcement is in the author’s note for Chapter 1. 2026.04.05] [Updates on the simplified Chinese print edition: See Weibo @An Bai ANBAI. The second volume of the simplified Chinese edition was released on August 22, 2025.] The cyberpunk game with cosmic horror elements, Crimson Earth, is about to be released. Kui Xin 834.3kFavorites1.1MClicks/ch3.4MGifts

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   Briefly summarize ab 1. Three or four years after the novel was finished, AB took the trouble to come back and delete the words "no corruption" in the introduction of her romance novel and changed it to "freedom to engage in cp". 2. Ab sincerely apologizes to the readers of bl. The reason is that she wrote in the introduction of the romance article that corruption is prohibited. The author's remarks in the first chapter, the introduction of the article, and the apology on Weibo account were repeated in three rounds. 3. Bl readers are absolutely pure white people here in AB. All the slanderous remarks in the comments of her romance book, "Nvwu cp/romance", are by default the readers of "Nvwu cp/romance". In short, there are absolutely no bl readers to criticize ky (didn't she realize that she was stepping on Nvwu/bg to please bl?) 4. When hcb Yin Yang gave him advice and the fan was a "sage", ab suddenly came out and said that she was an omnivore (bl was placed on the front page of bg), and then quickly wrote an original bl pre-acquisition, and a fanfic that dismantled the official bg team bl. [Split]

3. 3 不 Don't Go Around Picking Fights 不要乱碰瓷 Red Thorn North红刺北Romance734k WordsCompleted The physical edition of the final volume goes on presale across all platforms at 7:00 p.m. on September 23, 2023. Only 3,000 signed copies are available, and the last five minutes of the signing will be done in person. For details, follow @TiantianChijiao~ Ye Su transmigrated into a xianxia novel and settled into her new life, diligently cultivating immortality and spending her free time watching the male and female leads fall in love, break up, and get back together. Her days were pleasant and 542.2kFavorites796.4kClicks/ch1.3MGifts

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   After hcb was said to be a weird book fan, "I'm a woman, why don't you tolerate me?" [Loading]. Then I ask you, I tolerate Chinese people, but there is a national traitor in the crowd, but the national traitor is also Chinese. Do you want to tolerate him [split]? Politically, haven't you learned a long time ago about democracy for the people and dictatorship for the enemy? When you join forces with [abnormal] men to oppress women who speak out for their legitimate rights, have you ever remembered that you are a woman [lie down]. As a woman, shouldn't it be better if there are fewer degrading words in the works? I feel so bad that my favorite author backstabbed me like this [split] I know the power of words. Those words that use female genitalia as a dirty word are behind thousands of years of stigmatizing the female body. We hope that the works we like can make more progress in this detail, making the reading environment cleaner and more respectful to women. Isn't it normal? [Loading] I never thought that this would happen [Lie flat]

4. 4 第 The Ninth Agricultural Base 第九农学基地 Red Thorn North红刺北Romance732k WordsCompleted [Volume 1, Freshman Year, has been revised, so a few minor details may not line up with later chapters~] Zhao Linong's parents had pinned their hopes on her from the time she was little: “Linong, you have to get out there! Don't spend your whole life in the fields like us.” Zhao Linong did it. She skipped grades and got into a top university in a big city, becoming the village's pride and the sort of good kid everyone gave a thumbs-up to. And then... she was assigned to the College of Agricul 457.8kFavorites702.5kClicks/ch2.3MGifts

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   Supplement to the original Weibo post Reader ①: What I like most about Bei is that Bei weakens gender opposition. Hcb: Don't tell me, I just changed the gender of a man into a woman [crying] [crying] [crying] Reader ②: Wow, I support it. You don't have to look at whether you are a boy or a girl in the book. Strength comes first and everything is reasonable [Come on] The above paragraph is very confusing [cracked], the author himself laughed after reading it. Fans said that he "weakened gender opposition", and he said personally, "I just changed the male gender into female." Translation: The strong woman you love is a man at heart. Women must think of themselves as men, only then can they become stronger [lie down]. While boasting that "strength comes first, regardless of gender", at the same time, he defends r-words like "TMD" to the death. Stop pretending, your "power world" only allows you to scold women, and readers are not allowed to speak human words. When a woman is strong, she says that strong men have no distinction between genders; when a man is in love with her, she probably can't wait to kiss her [Come on]

5. 5 身 Delicate, Soft Male Omega [Female Alpha, Male Omega] 身娇体软男omega[女A男O] Red Thorn North红刺北Romance397k WordsCompleted [Preorders open at 8 p.m. on Saturday, October 15, 2022. Signed editions with special inscriptions will be available for the first minute, and personally signed editions for the next minute. If you're interested, check the link on @Tiantian Chijiao, or search for the book on major platforms. The published title has been changed to Premeditated Heartbeat~] The year Ji Yuezhi presented as an omega. Everyone had assumed that the Ji family's only son would present as an Alpha, just like his rival, 208.7kFavorites413.9kClicks/ch168.1kGifts

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   1. "A strong woman relies on sexual transformation" Others write about the heroine as "she was born a king", but you write about the heroine as "he changed his gender". It is recommended to note at the beginning of next time: The heroine of this story is based on a male. If you feel offended, please imagine castration surgery on your own. 2. Strength comes first, but swearing must be insulting to women. He said that strength is paramount regardless of gender, but he couldn't even bear to use a word that didn't insult women. It turns out that the strength of your world is the strength of insulting women; what you said is gender-neutral, it is the ability to insult women regardless of gender. 3. BG is just business, BL is life While eating BG rice, I smashed the BG pot; while writing about strong women making money, I also drank the sincerity of men. Horizontal batch: Cyber ​​Archway. 4. "I am a female author, why don't you love me?" I am also a woman, so why don't you love female readers? The archway has been moved out for you, but it still feels too heavy for you. Looking back - oh, it turns out that what you set up for yourself is not an archway, but a springboard. 5. "Readers' suggestions = biographies of saints" No one asks you to write about a saint, they just ask you to write about a normal person—the kind who is so normal that you don't insult your own gender when you curse. This is really not a high request, after all, your characters all have very good gender roles. Hcb, you said that readers care too much, we laughed: telling you to use less TMD is "interfering in creation", telling you not to be corrupt in BG is "disrespecting freedom"? Your creative freedom as a co-author is a spring - hard for BG female readers, but soft for new masters. Are you worthy of every BG reader who has spent money on her? [Cracked] In your eyes, we are no different from the 'Mom' in 'TMD' - disposable and not a nuisance. You said that you often say TMD because mom is important. Then after the protagonist defeats others, the word he uses to convince others is "call daddy" instead of "call mommy" [Split]

6. 6 穿 After I Transmigrated, I Became Invincible Under Heaven 穿越后我天下无敌了 An Bai桉柏Romance312k WordsCompleted [The novel is complete. I'm editing and fixing typos now, so please ignore any updates. 2021.07.02] After transmigrating, Zhao Lie discovered that her cultivation was so profound she was the undisputed number one in the world of cultivation. Unfortunately, she was a female demon whom everyone cursed. Five hundred years ago, cultivators of the righteous path had joined forces to attack her and seal her in the Demon Prison. After pulling off a series of outrageous stunts, Zhao Lie finally escaped 53kFavorites97.4kClicks/ch16.5kGifts

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   Ab, your cyber reputation is better than that of hcb, but you had to do this, which made me laugh. Why do you have to come out at this time? [Split] Why didn't you make any move when [Cracked] readers spoke out for cyber audiobooks, [Shut up] didn't make any move when the ridiculed sales readers charged into the battle, [changed] Jinjiang's "god damn" didn't make any move, and now you talk about "creative freedom" and open a very controversial bl fan pre-acceptance article. So is being a strong woman really just a job, while being a gay man is life? It turns out that the reason why she was so indifferent before was because she didn't care about Wei Xin at all. When bl was laughed at, she immediately spoke out [melted]. You don't think that your kneeling will make all the fujoshi support you, but people say [shut up], "I really wrote a bl article, and the reader may not be in line with her intentions, so maybe there is something sexy about it." I don't quite understand your brain circuit [change].

7. 7 最 [Western Crossover] The Ultimate Conquest Achievement [综英美]最终攻略成就 An Bai桉柏Multi-Orientation583k WordsCompleted [Currently correcting typos and revising the text. Please ignore updates you see. To report a typo, select “Typo Report” and send a red envelope. 2021.04] As a hardcore gamer, Leona’s favorite thing is unlocking achievements for different endings. “Congratulations, player, on achieving [Dark Queen]. You trampled your enemies on your way to power. You are infamous, a villain through and through, and have become the leader of this city’s shadows.” “Congratulations, player, on achieving [Defender 46.1kFavorites115.7kClicks/ch18.7kGifts

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   Now think about it, maybe you hated those readers who "made trouble" when the audiobook controversy was over. After making enough money, I started to cut. In the past, when I had to rely on readers to make money, I didn't stand up [split]. It has been a year since the physical book was published, and readers have been urging it on Weibo. You are so proud that you will not reply to super comments in the comment area. You have posted two or three Weibo posts more than a year after the book was published. Everyone really thinks that she is settling down. The public opinion is more anxious than anyone else [melted] I wish I could tear up the BG at the end, and now everyone is laughing at you [show hands]

8. 8 哥 [Batman] Gotham Decides to Die [蝙蝠侠]哥谭决定去死 Red Ginger Lily红姜花Romance163k WordsCompleted A companion piece to this story: When Batman first saw the girl, the only thing on her deathly pale face that proved she was still alive was the boundless hope shining in her eyes. When Bruce Wayne first saw the girl, her little face was flushed with anger, and her beautiful eyes blazed with boundless fury. "You're not Alice Manson. Who are you, really?" "I am Alice Manson. I'm also you, and every person in this city. I am..." "Gotham today is like Veronica in that novel: young and beautiful, 7.5kFavorites22.6kClicks/ch100Gifts

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   I'm not familiar with this, but I heard that the Jane Eyre book was pretty good, but it turned out that the writing was poor and illogical, and even scolded the reader who made the suggestion [split]. I hurriedly cursed that we love a female sister (thank you, I don't think loving a female sister is derogatory [cover your face and laugh and cry]), ab confessed to Hong Jiang Hua despite the rain and dew, and Hong Jiang Hua immediately cried, "I want to be a grandma!" (Original words [spread hands]). After a bloody storm, the two made it official like □□space [changed]

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