A Collection of Acquired Tastes 异食癖集合

1. 1 当 When the Sickly Prince Was Forced to Marry the Embroidered Uniform Guard 当病弱王爷被迫娶了锦衣卫 A Tree of Flowers一树的花Danmei (BL)956k WordsCompleted ◎ Light on plot | Sickly gong | Niche story (includes SG) | 750,000 words for the main story, plus 200,000 words of standalone extras (gong gets put through the wringer, read with caution) Liu Yuanxun is a by-the-book prince. Born frail, he gasps for breath after just a few steps, so he has no choice but to stay out of trouble. But even so, his imperial elder brother thinks he is taking too long to die, and assigns him a brothel-born man as a concubine: a Jinyiwei guard who, according to legen 23.8kFavorites22.8kClicks/ch22.3kGifts

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   The main story was terrible in the beginning, but amazing in the later parts and the extras, especially the extras about the aloof, sickly seme. The seme was so beautiful! [Heart emoji] The uke is still having epileptic seizures and is still incredibly charming, offering his sickly little girl broad shoulders to lean on. Judging by the seme's fever in the extras, he might climb onto the uke's shoulders and rub against him. Surprisingly, the extras are better than the main story! The main story was too focused on the uke in the beginning, which didn't showcase his charm, and later it became too henpecked, failing to satisfy me. The extras hit the perfect balance. The old beast's unrequited love and the seme's possessiveness and manic energy are captivating. So good!

2. 2 辽 The Liaodong Crane 辽东鹤 Feathers Rinsed in the Wind羽漱临风Danmei (BL)441k WordsOngoing Handsome, dashing, tough and capable courtier bottom × emotionally resilient, gloomy ghost-king emperor top Pei Rongheng, second son of the Marquis of Changping in Great Sheng, returns to the capital from Liangzhou. Thanks to his father's influence, His Majesty personally appoints him as a close aide to the Crown Prince. Before he enters the palace, the Marquis of Changping gives him countless warnings: “Our family has a special status. Keep a low profile in the palace. Don't draw attention to 3.1kFavorites1.8kClicks/ch8.9kGifts

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   First, a heads-up: the uke is a total scumbag! He slept with the seme and then wanted to kill him. It seems like it was doggy style in bed, but! The seme is such a slut! The seme's torment is so satisfying, the seme's intense feelings are so enjoyable! This is entirely about the seme's bittersweet unrequited love. The seme's eroticism is excellent. This seme is totally adorable off-bed, but incredibly hot-tempered in bed! I can't bring myself to say anything crude or offensive to this adorable little guy! Old beast, don't you feel uneasy looking at your young wife?! I've also dreamed of that beautiful life where the little head controls the big head every day! I'm currently reading this, and I'll keep waiting until the uke's torment starts.

3. 3 朕 Am I Supposed to Be Forced Into This Too? 朕也要被强制吗？ Crossing the Bridge to Steal Noodles过桥咪线Danmei (BL)433k WordsCompleted Everyone in the Sheng Dynasty knows the emperor is deeply in love with his consort. Whether attending court or retiring for the night, they come and go together, never apart for even a moment. The harem is little more than a formality. Any concubine foolish enough to sneak into the emperor's bedchamber at night is thrown out of the palace in front of everyone, then vanishes the next day. At court, as the ministers bowed, one of them dared to sneak a glance and glimpsed a flash of silver chains 8.1kFavorites5.7kClicks/ch7.1kGifts

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   The contrast between the beginning and end of this book is too great. The male lead is a gentle, dashing, and romantic emperor in the early stages, but the excessive self-pity and angst surrounding his harem members made me uncomfortable. However, for him, the harem was merely a means to complete his conquests and return home; he didn't love anyone. But as the "old beast" (a male character)'s dark side emerges, the male lead is imprisoned and reduced to a seductive, lewd character [crying emoji]. The part where he's imprisoned is quite tragic; being deprived of food and water and brainwashing himself is painful to read. The "real beast" doesn't seem to match the male lead well, lacking any charm. I'll wait and see how things develop; maybe he'll transform into a more mature and charismatic character.

4. 4 我 Aren't We Cool 1? 我们不是Cool 1吗 Hu Luobao胡萝宝Danmei (BL)352k WordsOngoing * There is a kind of story where, in his previous life, the protagonist gives everything to a scumbag and is hurt beyond repair. Only at the very end does he finally realize that the second male lead, the one he always ignored, was the one who truly loved him. As he lies dying, his only wish is to live again. According to the script, after being reborn, all he has to do is give his former devoted admirer, the second male lead, the slightest encouragement. The other man will happily rush to his s 14.2kFavorites17.7kClicks/ch42.1kGifts

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   Wow, this was so satisfying! [Yellow heart] The way the dominant character plays the dominant one, humiliating and chasing the dominant one, it's making my sex drive so high! What kind of Chinese medicine did this little carrot drink to make him so healthy?! Huge amount of dominant male breasts and fat buttocks, oh my god, I want to chase the dominant one with this beast! It's also perfect for those who love shipping, and the forum format is really interesting, the whole thing is so immersive, like everyone's wielding knives and fighting each other.

5. 5 黑 The Truth Behind the Dark Moonlight Male Side Character Is... 黑月光男配背后的真相竟然是！ Si Duo Pi士多啤Danmei (BL)126k WordsCompleted He Zhian was a prominent figure in Nandu’s upper society. Both his parents were alive, he came from a wealthy family, was rich and handsome, and had a fiancé. With a golden finger from the start, his life was smooth sailing. Unfortunately, one day he awakened to the “Black Moonlight Male Supporting Character System” and was told that his life had already been scripted. He was nothing more than a stumbling block on his fiancé’s path to a happy ending with his true love. His fiancé was two years o 5.8kFavorites7.7kClicks/ch9.1kGifts

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   Warning: This story contains a super-cheating, rotten-faced bottom and a love-obsessed top. Only those with extreme obsession with the underworld should read it! Cute: The top is a master of manipulation, the bottom is an ultimate savage, and the bottom gets into a car accident after being exposed to suggestive photos by the top, resulting in a broken arm, yet still manages to unzip his pants to release his penis. He's incredibly crazy, the top is super cute but also has a tragic past, a kind of hidden heartthrob, and the guy who slept with the old beast later falls for the top too. Let the two eccentric characters continue!

6. 6 膝21+ Slave on His Lap 膝上奴 Zao Ye Xu Chun早页叙春Danmei (BL)75k WordsCompleted 544Favorites2.2kClicks/ch169Gifts

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   Ning Gong played, abused, and humiliated Ning Gong. The two old beasts tore each other apart. Everyone except Ning Gong, the child, and the man who saved him was torn apart, especially that shameless bastard who took credit for others; he was completely ripped to pieces.

7. 7 艳21+ Passion and Solitude 艳与寂 Zao Ye Xu Chun早页叙春Multi-Orientation106k WordsCompleted 1.1kFavorites4.1kClicks/ch593Gifts

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   This is truly, truly insane! It's a story of a dominant male character tormenting and humiliating another male character; the three old beasts are incredibly savage. If you're not into insane content, don't watch it.

8. 8 钓21+ The Fishing-Type Top's CEO Husband Has Lost His Memory 钓系攻的霸总丈夫失忆了 Jiang Ren Dong姜忍冬Danmei (BL)350k WordsCompleted 20.7kFavorites17.7kClicks/ch16.6kGifts

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   The protagonist is a combination of a strong, playful, and cunning male lead, a charming and seductive female lead who is incredibly skilled at training dogs, and many people take advantage of her.

9. 9 将 The General Rules, and I Suffer Miserably 将军在上，朕苦不堪言 Xie Qingcheng谢青城Danmei (BL)473k WordsCompleted [Spoiled, carefree prince top × Obsessive, restrained general bottom] Xie Wan transmigrated into a stallion novel as a disposable villain. The original character, who shared his name, was the only relative of the Great Wei emperor: the most pampered and most brazen little prince in the realm. With a pretty face and the emperor’s favor to shield him, the original character was arrogant and wicked. Whenever he saw someone beautiful, man or woman, he would simply have them dragged back to his man 9.3kFavorites7.5kClicks/ch8.2kGifts

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   I'm going to eat this adorable, fishy cat!! This couple is perfect for shippers; the sexual tension is incredible! [Starry-eyed]

10. 10 路 The Chronicles of a Nobody Who Transmigrated Into a Book 路人甲穿书实录 Wind Flows Through the Pavilion曲阁流风Danmei (BL)555k WordsCompleted Han Du transmigrated into a book and randomly drew the role of an extra. After working hard, he managed to escape the original story’s fatal ending. Just as he was about to get promoted, earn a raise, and start a new life, there was one flaw: he had fallen for the arrogant, domineering male lead, who was obsessed with his original partner and treated Han Du like a plaything before casting him aside. Devastated, Han Du went overseas to focus on his career. As his career flourished, Han Du got ba 8.9kFavorites7.3kClicks/ch14.1kGifts

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    The ultimate bottom! Pica is so delicious! The bare buttocks scene is so satisfying and erotic. There's a legitimate bottom who peeks at the top having bare buttocks with someone else and goes crazy. This slutty mother seduces the top, making him horny and acting like a slut. But the beginning is very emotionally taxing for the top, with lots of oral sex. I think there was a scene with a navel orange at home. I can't take it anymore! I watched it twice and I still feel so sorry for Dudu. When will the goddess write an extra "what if" story? I want to see Dudu and Shen Bao's sweet daily life and Wei Bao's breakdown and madness! [Crying emoji]

11. 11 漂 Can You Eat Good Looks? 漂亮能当饭吃吗 Hu Luobao胡萝宝Danmei (BL)325k WordsOngoing Beautiful 1, Handsome 0: An anthology. The first four stories are slice-of-life, and the last three are set on campus. [1] Cold-faced, gloomy seme x foul-mouthed, underwear-washing uke Liang Zhi x Lu Bo'an A new family moved into Baile Street: a family of four, with a frail old woman, a stooped old man, a sickly young man, and a strikingly beautiful man. Lu Bo'an at first: affected, coquettish, and flamboyant. Lu Bo'an later: Why is that sickly guy in your family still not dead? [2] Fiery, do 7.4kFavorites5.4kClicks/ch13.1kGifts

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    I'm stocking up on this book; this issue is a custom order of "The Housewife 1" and "The Plumber and Miner 0" [doge emoji]

12. 12 别 Don't Move, Let Me Measure Your Waist 别动，量下腰围 Dugu Duck-Flipper独孤扳鸭Multi-Orientation442k WordsOngoing Dom-leaning, dark-themed anthology ① The Seven-Year Itch / Painful Romance / Nonhuman Xu Dao, Have you ever imagined what life would be like afterward if you could have stayed that day? A bad-tempered top trying hard to keep it in check × A quiet, taciturn, cold bottom suffering from the seven-year itch ② Huang Xiaoyu is a timid, gloomy, light-avoiding, pathologically jealous and creepy man who has a secret crush on the handsome husband in the same-sex couple next door. They are a young, succe 5.3kFavorites4.4kClicks/ch4.7kGifts

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    It's a bit eerie, but I think it tastes good. It might be a little scary to watch at night [crying emoji]. The following ones are all n///p, and "Your Husband is So Scary" is one of them.

13. 13 艳 The Seductive Eunuch 艳宦 You Hua优椛Multi-Orientation406k WordsOngoing True Eunuch, Intersex Top x Neurotic Mother-Complex Bottom The Great Yan Dynasty had stood for more than two centuries, producing countless capable ministers, military generals, and remarkable people and events. But the most extraordinary of them all was Rong Qing, a powerful eunuch who held sway over the entire court. To his face, they treated him with the utmost respect and called him the Nine-Thousand-Year-Old. Behind his back, they called him a monster who had brought chaos to the court. 4.8kFavorites3.5kClicks/ch8.8kGifts

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    This Froststar Mom's Braised Meat is absolutely amazing! The meat is incredibly fragrant, and all the big-hook men are her lovers. She's definitely got it all, and there's even a breast-chasing guy [hugs].

14. 14 挽 108 Ways to Draw a Bow 挽弓108式 Hu Luobao胡萝宝Multi-Orientation98k WordsCompleted [Contents: Gong x shou] [Extremely dramatic. Read at your own risk.] Theme: None 3.7kFavorites8.5kClicks/ch8.2kGifts

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    This post about Hu Luo Bao's XP after drinking Chinese medicine was so satisfying! It featured all sorts of top-tier, slutty, mother-in-law-like, and whore-like tops—everything imaginable. But the slm that reported it tore it up.

15. 15 诶 Hey, I'm Just Having Fun 诶，就是玩 Hu Luobao胡萝宝Multi-Orientation97k WordsCompleted Contents: Gong x Shou Theme: None 3.2kFavorites3.9kClicks/ch1.8kGifts

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    It's really good, with a focus on the dominant male lead and the submissive female lead. Each chapter is a short story, but the SLM (Social Media Platform) on Jubao (a Chinese e-commerce platform) has been criticized. [Starry-eyed emoji]

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