Accidental Read (Personal Ramblings) 误食（自存碎碎念）

1. 1 再 Remarriage ABO 再婚abo Seven Streams七流Danmei (BL)370k WordsCompleted In the sixteenth year of our marriage, my husband died in battle. The straight guy from school who never liked me became the new husband assigned to me by the Alliance. He said, “Don’t worry. Your husband was my closest comrade. This is only a sham marriage. I’m here to take care of you for him.” I believed him. Years later, my dead husband, the Dragon King, returned and wanted to take me to his enemy nation to become its Crown Prince’s consort. The straight guy never mentioned the sham marri 64kFavorites62.8kClicks/ch194.2kGifts
2. 2 何 What Is Love Worth? 何求钟情 Frozen Superman冻感超人Danmei (BL)352k WordsCompleted Zhong Qing climbed over the school wall in the middle of the night and landed right beside He Qiu, who was smoking in a corner. He Qiu: Isn’t that the school’s famous show-off? Zhong Qing: Tch. A dog. Theme: True love conquers all 28.2kFavorites25.4kClicks/ch223.9kGifts

   Curator note

   Putting aside all off-field factors, this was objectively ugly... DGCR, stop dreaming of becoming NMX. I'm very disappointed.

3. 3 全EN Global University Entrance Examination 全球高考 Mu Su Li木苏里Danmei (BL)601k WordsCompleted The Global Unified High-Risk Examination, commonly known as the Global Exam. Take the test in person; pass and live. The exam system is revised every month, with occasional random changes. Synopsis: Two big shots outdo each other in being outrageous. One-on-one, happy ending, complete nonsense. Theme: Human nature is good 2.6MFavorites2.4MClicks/ch3MGifts
4. 4 铜EN The Copper Coin Shrine 铜钱龛世 Mu Su Li木苏里Danmei (BL)394k WordsCompleted In the twenty-third year of the Tianxi era, rumors spread that the all-powerful Imperial Preceptor had suffered a sudden calamity and been forced into seclusion to cultivate. In private, the common people cheered. That same winter, a stranger arrived in Ningyang County, Huizhou Prefecture. The newcomer, Dharma name Xuan Min, had lost all his memories but knew a little about feng shui and geomancy. On his very first day in Ningyang, he brazenly exorcised a haunted house and, while he was at it, t 726.3kFavorites640.9kClicks/ch394.9kGifts
5. 5 一EN First-Class Lawyer: Yi Ji Lü Shi 一级律师[星际] Mu Su Li木苏里Danmei (BL)753k WordsCompleted A cold-faced expert at shutting down drama queens, who ends up falling for a man himself x A reckless troublemaker who loves setting people up, only to end up crying after he gets himself into trouble At the law school graduation ceremony, the young dean Yan Sui looked elegant and spoke with a smile. “Let’s see what you’ve learned over the past four years. Suppose I were your student right now. What could you teach me?” The other students respectfully began writing short reflections. Only Gu Yan 979.6kFavorites816.2kClicks/ch1MGifts
6. 6 我 I’m the One Who Gets to Play [Esports] 我行让我上[电竞] Jiang Zibei酱子贝Danmei (BL)539k WordsCompleted During a certain LOL match, a well-known, infuriating streamer is providing commentary and broadcasting the game. Streamer: This support is really feeding them. Streamer: If that jungler were my teammate, I’d already be sitting at the fountain playing piano for him. Streamer: I suggest this player go back and practice last-hitting. Viewer: All bark and no bite! If you’re so good, get in there yourself! Streamer: Your daddy can do it. Viewer: Sure, sure, sure :) If you can, I’ll cut my head off 1.6MFavorites2.3MClicks/ch2.9MGifts
7. 7 某EN A Certain Someone 某某 Mu Su Li木苏里Danmei (BL)451k WordsCompleted Sheng Wang moved into the ancestral courtyard house in Baima Alley. Moving in with him was the woman his father was dating. His father pointed to her son and said, “Call him big brother.” A rebellious, tough-love-only icebox (top) × a lazy young master who thinks he’s precious (bottom) Sheng Wang: I’m straight. Jiang Tian: I’m homophobic. One-on-one romance + happy ending Message: Study hard and make progress every day 2.8MFavorites2.7MClicks/ch4.7MGifts
8. 8 我 I Like Your Pheromones 我喜欢你的信息素 Guiding Star引路星Danmei (BL)344k WordsCompleted As a handsome Beta from a well-off family, Duan Jiayan coasted through life for over a decade, doing whatever he pleased, until he met Lu Xingci in high school. Lu Xingci came from a better family, was taller, played basketball better, and was leagues ahead of Duan Jiayan academically. Even Duan Jiayan’s troublemaking friends couldn’t help praising Lu Xingci now and then. Most importantly, the girl Duan Jiayan had his eye on admitted that she’d liked the school heartthrob, Lu Xingci, for years. 1.9MFavorites2.5MClicks/ch1.2MGifts

   Curator note

   The ratings were ruined by you WPG guys. Look at that Traditional Chinese extra chapter—don't you think both characters are totally out of character? The spirited Aya in the main story turned into that in the extra chapter? How can someone who loves and respects him not notice him working overtime non-stop? And what about all that stuff you thought was for fun in bed? Is that really appropriate? The most urgent thing for book fans is to distance themselves from the story, not to criticize Xiao Duan and frantically try to defend the inconsistencies. Those who are questioning Xiao Duan's educational background, can you please check your academic credentials on the China Higher Education Student Information System (CHESICC) to see if you graduated from a 985/211 university? Why do you have to find reality in the most unrealistic novel? And this is an ABO novel, are you guys out of your minds? Ylx, all those scandals about you, like CX/Suiyue Zhirou/the top who used to write about drug addiction, etc., You have a bunch of fans protecting you. You're really something.

9. 9 你 Give Me a Kiss 你亲我一下 Guiding Star引路星Danmei (BL)167k WordsCompleted [My next book, Rainbow-Colored Secret Crush, is on my author page. Second chance romance + marriage first, love later A sweet story of mutual secret crushes In high school, Xie Wenxing dumped the campus heartthrob, Guan He. Six years later, Xie Wenxing is a game streamer, and Guan He is his boss. In Guan He’s memories, Xie Wenxing has always been a carefree troublemaker. Guan He gave him all the tenderness of his youth, only for Xie Wenxing to rak 365kFavorites543.6kClicks/ch143.6kGifts

   Curator note

   First, let's talk about the problems with this story: it's a story where the protagonist is overly affectionate and the other protagonist is overly sweet and artificial, and the whole thing feels like it's made up of artificial sugar. How come the broken relationship is mended by the grandmother?! Then there's YLX, and the leaked spoilers from the traditional Chinese version of the pheromone-themed extra chapter have unearthed a bunch of old gossip, like CX/Suiyue Zhirou, etc. The more you dig, the more you find. I, who subscribed to the entire book back then, can really stomach anything. Forget it.

10. 10 上 Superior Position 上位[娱乐圈] Radish Rabbit萝卜兔子Danmei (BL)538k WordsCompleted [The physical edition preorder opens at 8 p.m. on November 5. For more perks, follow Weibo @Jinjiang Luobo Tuzi] For the other trainees, the competition stage is where you make your debut. For Jiang Zhan, the competition stage is not only where you make your debut, but also where fans can ship you and your sweet moments. In the fans’ eyes, Mentor Bai Tianheng is stern and serious toward the other trainees, with an intimidating presence that makes him hard to approach. But to Jiang Zhan, Bai Ti 358.6kFavorites839.3kClicks/ch386.9kGifts

    Curator note

    I used to quite like it... But later I found out the prototype was actually BJYX, that's disgusting...

11. 11 别 Hope You’ve Been Well 别来无恙 Bei Nan北南Danmei (BL)403k WordsCompleted The bonus chapters are in the author’s collection under [Bonus Chapters] and don’t require a subscription. A blind date brings her face-to-face with her first love, only to discover his personality has completely changed. A second chance at love, with a hearty helping of getting back together. Three years ago, Gu Zhuoyan and Zhuang Fanxin bumped into each other, felt no spark, and went their separate ways. Three years later, Gu Zhuoyan and Zhuang Fanxin became neighbors and classmates, then fi 898.2kFavorites794.4kClicks/ch698.9kGifts

    Curator note

    Three substitutes in ten years, a "perfect seme" who always keeps a t at home [pity][pity]

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