Over-the-Top Melodrama 狗血

1. 1 向 Offering a Salted Fish to the Patriarch 向师祖献上咸鱼 Fu Hua扶华Romance324k WordsCompleted Liao Tingyan, a newly initiated disciple with the lowest seniority, has actually subdued the terrifying, peerlessly powerful demon patriarch of the Gengchen Immortal Mansion, stirring up a heated discussion. Junior Sister Liao, how did you manage that? Liao Tingyan: …By relying on my natural talent for doing nothing? This novel has been published in print under the title Offering the Fish. It is available at Dangdang and the Tmall Yueduji flagship store. Theme: 921.7kFavorites1.8MClicks/ch757.3kGifts

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   The first part is really cute, but it seems that this is the first time the author has written a long novel around two fixed protagonists, and the second half feels a bit tired.

2. 2 女 The Female Supporting Character Has No Will to Survive 女配没有求生欲 Wisteria Branch藤萝为枝Romance484k WordsCompleted [Completed. Published under the title Rather, in two volumes, now available for purchase.] [A very unlucky, spoiled, troublesome villainess lets loose and ends up becoming the apple of several male leads’ eyes in a male-oriented novel, going from a mere mosquito bite to the moon they cherish] Everyone knows that the male leads in male-oriented novels usually follow a leveling-up path. No matter how powerful they become, they start out at the bottom. All it takes is one lucky break for them to s 339.4kFavorites597.6kClicks/ch159.2kGifts

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   The evil woman and the poor man who becomes her dog

3. 3 虐 The Tragic Novel’s Heroine Just Wants to Make Pills [Book Transmigration] 虐文女主只想炼丹[穿书] Write Parting Sounds写离声Romance441k WordsCompleted The Sword Master Is My Puppet Man from the Hehuan Sect, now serializing~ Weibo: @Xie Li Sheng Xiao Ding was once a golden, round-bellied alchemy furnace in the heavens. One day, she transmigrated into a little novel called My Master’s Perfect Medicine Cauldron. She had assumed she could carry on with her old profession, but instead she became a beautiful young woman with fair skin, a slender waist, and long legs. Xiao Ding: ??? After going back to read the original, she realized that this w 136kFavorites299.8kClicks/ch92.6kGifts

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   The heroine is so cute... Her previous life was so miserable that I shed tears

4. 4 公 Young Master, Please Don't Seek Death 公子，求你莫寻死 Painter丹青手Romance356k WordsCompleted Si Yu is a stone lion guarding the entrance to the temple in Qianmen Town. The temple is always bustling with worshippers, and her luck has always been pretty good. Unfortunately, a young master whose family has fallen on hard times comes along and takes his own life right in front of her. From then on, Si Yu's luck takes a nosedive. She doesn't hold it against him, though, since the mortal really is quite handsome. It's understandable that someone down on his luck might lose hope in one life, b 57.3kFavorites144.1kClicks/ch17.1kGifts

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   I particularly like the first half and the second half

5. 5 别 Don't Speak. The Moment You Do, You Stop Sounding Like Him 别说话，你一开口就不像他了 Crystallized in Three Days三日成晶Romance224k WordsCompleted Qin Miaoyan is the supreme rogue cultivator of Wujian Valley. While rescuing a disciple, she was astonished to see a young cultivator who looked eight tenths like the lover she had lost years ago. At her level of cultivation and status, there was no reason to deny herself what she wanted. So she used a few tricks to bring him to her side, then pruned and shaped him like a tree, molding him into the image of her former lover. Don't laugh. When you laugh, you don't look like him anymore. Don't 39.2kFavorites43.2kClicks/ch17.4kGifts

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   Bullshit, haha

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