A Bit of Everything: Naruto 火影杂食

1. 1 什 What Do You Mean, Fighting on the Nuo Continent? 什么叫做斗傩大陆啊 Yue Wu Zhu越无诸No CP707k WordsCompleted Senju Sanyun, a Warring States-era ninja, was rejected by both the Senju and Uchiha clans for becoming the closest of friends with an Uchiha. After jumping off a cliff with his friend’s eyes in hand to prove his resolve, he discovered he hadn’t died at all. Instead, he had been reborn in another world. There is no magic here, no superpowers, and no ninjutsu, but there is a mysterious art known as jujutsu. Every jujutsu sorcerer born on the Dou Nuo Continent awakens their innate technique around 28.5kFavorites52.3kClicks/ch13.8kGifts

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   It's so good, reading one chapter feels like reading ten chapters of the same meme!

2. 2 忍 Ninja Chronicles 忍者记事 Three Thousand Worlds三千世Danmei (BL)1.7M WordsCompleted Tobirama x Izuna. Izuna is reborn. A little bit of Hashirama x Madara. Going premium on May 16. Theme: Live in the face of death 21.9kFavorites39.3kClicks/ch216.1kGifts

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   I don't usually ship Tobirama and Izumi because there aren't any interesting points to consider in the original work, but this book mainly features original content about Tobirama and Izumi with a lot of plot points involving them, so I might be able to ship them.

3. 3 论 [Western Crossover] On the Compatibility of Shisui and the Vigilantes [综英美]论止水与义警的适配性 Starry River's Clear Dream星河清梦Danmei (BL)400k WordsOngoing 01 Amid chaos, pain, and madness, Jason wakes in the evil, murky waters of the Lazarus Pit. He should have sunk and drowned in the rushing current, but a strong hand catches hold of him. 02 As he sank into the Nanda River, Shisui never imagined he would wake again. He even fished a weak, pitiful, helpless two-hundred-pounder out of the water along the way. 03 Shisui realizes that he's arrived in a new world. Here, those who protect the peace no longer hide in the shadows. They soar through the 8.5kFavorites12.3kClicks/ch15.9kGifts

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   I haven't watched it yet, but the premise sounds quite interesting, so I'll bookmark it for now.

4. 4 满 [Naruto] Max-Level Player [火影]满级玩家 Burning Gently温柔地燃烧Danmei (BL)931k WordsOngoing [If you find this isn't to your taste, it just means it's not your kind of story. Don't force yourself to read it, just escape at once! Click the comments and help the author update the next chapter! (This person is a... if no one asks for updates... they can't write... author...)] [Synopsis] The player spent three months using a blank ninja account to become the strongest in the Shinobi World, successfully "beating" the romance game Love and Konoha. [This is a roman 7.7kFavorites5.2kClicks/ch47.2kGifts

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   The main character seems to be Kakashi; he's very strong but lacks emotional intelligence (not in a derogatory sense). It has a bit of a cinematic feel to it, and it's a free read.

5. 5 这 This Has to Be the World of Infinite Tsukuyomi! 这一定是月读世界！ North Field Sailing北野行舟No CP666k WordsCompleted Obito was reborn: the familiar cave, the gloomy surroundings, everything felt familiar. And... the First Hokage watering flowers? Wait a second, did something get mixed up here? Where’s my huge old ancestor? First Hokage: “That’s right, I’m Madara.” Obito: “Thanks, Madara. I’m Kakashi.” Damn it, this has to be the Infinite Tsukuyomi world!!! PS: Check out my new crackfic, Ninja Art: Table-Flip Technique. Here’s the blurb ↓ Ever since a screen appeared on the battlefield of the 13kFavorites21.3kClicks/ch15.4kGifts

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   The main story deserves five stars; the plot is very imaginative. The side stories are a bit off-putting for Kakashi, especially the part where Kakashi fights another version of herself to get Kakashi back. I don't know what Kakashi did to offend Kakashi, haha, it's hilarious.

6. 6 相 The Uchiha Family Loves Each Other 相亲相爱宇智波 The Narrator Who Often Passes By常路过的旁白No CP1.0M WordsCompleted During a spatial battle, an accident sent three Uchiha back to the past. To return, they have to work together to meet a certain condition. A man who belongs to no one: I understand the logic, but why are you two here?! Even if we're from the same clan, we've always used and schemed against each other. There's no way we can get through this together! A silly comedy, OOC, no CP, focused on family bonds. Recommendations: Is Sasuke in the Parallel World Just Here for Laughs? Saving the Villain's 6.7kFavorites11.9kClicks/ch6.9kGifts

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   Madara, Sasuke, and Naruto traveled through time together, mutually sabotaging and helping each other. But later, Hashirama, Naruto, and Kakashi also traveled through time. So, I guess I'll just consider this a joke.

7. 7 特 Sasuke, the Special-Grade Heroic Spirit 特级英灵佐助君 Golden Mega Fries黄金大薯条Danmei (BL)227k WordsCompleted Sasuke, who killed the Seventh Hokage and perished alongside the Otsutsuki, is forcibly recruited by the world's will to become a "Hero of Justice." Sasuke refuses, replying with a cold sneer. He never expected the world's will to offer him a bargaining chip he couldn't refuse: the future of a certain blond, blue-eyed idiot. For the sake of the dead-last's future, Sasuke decisively splits into seven, putting on a fake Holy Grail War. Sasuke's manifested spirit holds an anything-goes attitude 4.9kFavorites7.5kClicks/ch3.2kGifts

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   It was alright; neither Naruto nor Sasuke were completely out of character. As for the ending, it felt a bit anticlimactic, though.

8. 8 那 [Spotted] That Gentleman [斑带]那位先生 The Uchiha Are All About Tricks宇智波都是套路Danmei (BL)124k WordsCompleted From the bottom of my heart, I admire that man, Mr. Yuan. Even though he always disguises himself with a mask, I still think that following him is the greatest fortune I, Hoshigaki Kisame, could ever have in this life. Theme: Fate 470Favorites1.9kClicks/ch8Gifts

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   Nice

9. 9 我 [Naruto] The Three of Us Are Too Strong [火影]我们仨太强了 Little Genji幼儿源氏Romance45k WordsOngoing A half-secret-identity story, using the Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Storm game setup. The title is a play on the phrase "The three of us are so strong." For example: Susanoo-Clad Kurama, two people take down four nations. Yakushi Saki: The three of us are so strong! Hashirama Senju: Yeah, totally! Madara Uchiha: ? Ultimate Ninja Storm lets you choose teammates, with over a hundred characters and different ninjutsu and combo techniques, so it won't necessarily be those two. I'll borrow the setting f 2.1kFavorites6kClicks/ch1.1kGifts

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   It's very good, but the update frequency is very low. As long as the teacher doesn't disappoint, I'll be satisfied.

10. 10 靠 Making a Fortune with a Pregnancy Stone [Crossover] 靠怀孕石发家致富[综] Following the Wind for a Thousand Miles千里随风Danmei (BL)578k WordsCompleted The first step toward restoring the clan is figuring out how to get Itachi to use the Pregnancy Stone. What Sasuke wants most: the Pregnancy Stone, the Pregnancy Stone, and pregnancy. What Sasuke hates seeing most: Itachi's death. What kind of joke is this? If Itachi dies, who'll use the Pregnancy Stone? Me? To restore the Uchiha clan, Itachi absolutely cannot die. What makes Sasuke happiest: Thank goodness there are other living members of the clan. The Pregnancy Stone is going to get a lot mor 14.5kFavorites47.8kClicks/ch20.9kGifts

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    The plot is so absurd you can tell just by reading the description; I skipped a few parts of the Other Heroes storyline.

11. 11 我 My Sharingan Can Connect to Yin and Yang [Quick Transmigration] 我的写轮眼能通阴阳[快穿] The Narrator Who Often Passes By常路过的旁白No CP607k WordsCompleted Reborn at the age of six, before my clan is wiped out, the Uchiha family's second son can't help awakening his eyes whenever he sees his big brother... And then... #What the heck are those things floating in midair?!# #Does my Sharingan have this function? How come I don't remember it at all?!# Currently updating: Everyone Thinks I'm a Fake Drinker, starring Old Qin. Please give it some love! I'm opening pre-orders for my next story soon, a family-bond story about Madara. Please add it to your 5.4kFavorites18.4kClicks/ch1.6kGifts

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    The concept is quite novel.

12. 12 一 [Naruto] An Eye for an Eye [火影]一报还一报 Drunk Beneath the Pond池下醉No CP684k WordsOngoing I***~ 21.8kFavorites61.2kClicks/ch9.3kGifts

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    Although it's a time-travel story, it's truly amazing!

13. 13 我 [Naruto: NaruSasu] I Wish to Be Buried There [火影鸣佐]我愿在那里葬身 Spring Mountain About to Fall春山将倾Danmei (BL)210k WordsCompleted A Sasuke reborn story. The feelings are mutual, but Naruto doesn't realize he has feelings for Sasuke. He marries and has no children. Sasuke stays single and travels alone, investigating Kaguya's ruins. After being reborn, Sasuke returns to the days of Team Seven. Warning: Before being reborn, Sasuke is sickly! It's impossible to avoid OOC; the characters belong to AB, and any OOC is my fault. Theme: Love is about saving each other. 15.8kFavorites38.4kClicks/ch4.2kGifts

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    God!

14. 14 与 Traveling with the Uchiha 与宇智波同行 Fate Is on My Side天命在我Romance3.3M WordsCompleted The Fourth Shinobi World War wasn’t the end. It was only the beginning. At the Second Five Kage Summit, Uchiha Obito carried Uchiha Sasuke out of Konoha Prison in the same familiar way. From that moment on, the world began racing headlong in the direction Obito wanted. The plan to destroy the world was no longer an option. Then... Starting today, he would rule this world. [Walk alongside the Uchiha, all the way to the edge of the universe.] [Postwar speculation, a hodgepodge, not serious. 5.5kFavorites8.6kClicks/ch54.8kGifts

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    I've been away on another project for a while now and haven't read much of it. I've heard that the debunking notes have become very long. So far, it seems to be quite friendly to the new Three Ninja, but not to Kakashi. Anyway, you can decide for yourself.

15. 15 堍 Naruto: Tutu's Warring States Adventure ［火影］堍堍闯战国 Little Bear Xiao Xiao小熊肖肖Danmei (BL)142k WordsCompleted Tobi, who is about to start the Fourth War, takes one wrong step and falls into the Warring States period. More than ten years of preparation are wiped out in an instant. Damn it, even if this is the Warring States period, a world without Rin is meaningless! Old man, don't you want the Infinite Tsukuyomi anymore? You dragged me into this mess, then ran off yourself??? Hahahahaha! Let's experience despair all over again. This time, I'll be the one to teach you! #A lighthearted, sweet everyday 2.2kFavorites8.1kClicks/ch178Gifts

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    Farewell to the boss group I don't understand.

16. 16 逆 [Naruto and Sasuke] A Journey Against the Current [鸣佐]逆旅 Little Squid Roe墨鱼子吖Danmei (BL)101k WordsOngoing To stop Otsutsuki and the other side from destroying each other, Naruto confessed his love to Sasuke in the final moments of his life. He thought he would go to the Pure Land when he died, but instead found himself face-to-face with the Sage of Six Paths. Sage of Six Paths: Ahem. Would you like to start over? Naruto: ? Before Naruto could answer, the Sage of Six Paths tossed him away. When he opened his eyes again, he was in the same messy apartment from his childhood. He had been reborn, bac 631Favorites1.3kClicks/ch297Gifts

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    Sweet pinch

17. 17 宇 [Naruto/Obito] Uchiha Obito Rescue Plan [火影/带鸣]宇智波带土救援计划 Ceres谷神星Danmei (BL)84k WordsOngoing After having the Tailed Beast extracted, being forced to use the Rinne Rebirth, and taking Kaguya's All-Killing Ash Bones attack, Uchiha Obito was astonished to discover that he still hadn't died! But... he was only barely hanging on, and was about to die. Uchiha Obito had only five days left to live. Five days, 120 hours, 7,200 minutes, 432,000 seconds. In his final five days, Obito wanted to do one last thing. Naruto, meanwhile, swore to keep Obito alive. He found a way to extend Obito's life: 523Favorites2.6kClicks/ch19Gifts

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    Naruto's double push was ecstatic

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