Brush It Ten Times Until It Falls Off Your Back

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1 Mermaid Evil Reef Paradise ExileDanmei (BL)577k WordsCompleted 82.8kFavorites81.8kClicks/ch155.7kNutrition
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Two K-type gods fall in love, and a legendary investigator eats dog food It can be regarded as a detective unit article, and the author's writing style is guaranteed.
2 The Vest Guide to the Universe Literary Circle Rebound Eleven PipaDanmei (BL)655k WordsCompleted 34.5kFavorites47.1kClicks/ch58.2kNutrition
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1V1 interstellar road text. The small star attacks the Zerg species (not the common kind of Zerg in JJ, it feels a bit like a hive dominance consciousness). Writing essays to attack and criticize the vest is also one of the vests. There is no inexplicable Narcissus Shura field, nor cannon fodder attack and reception, so don't worry. It is one of my favorite road novels. There is no villain or conspiracy. Gongshou embarks on an interstellar journey with no return. It even feels like all the calculations and disputes are extremely small and unworthy of mention in the scope of the universe. The world view is also very interesting!
3 Dress up as an Animal Cub Every Time [Quick Wear] Scarlet FamilyDanmei (BL)1.0M WordsCompleted 30kFavorites49.7kClicks/ch30.1kNutrition
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1V1 locked up, dark cookie The villain boss of this world was transformed into a small animal by traveling through time, saving him from amnesia, and at the same time transforming himself. The world view is that human body tissues are flying around, and the intestines are removed and human heads are skewered, but when it comes to attacking and receiving emotions, they are like cookies [dog heads]. In the world view of Heishencan, the boss fight is relatively smooth and not frustrating. In the plot, the relationship between Gong and Shou is extremely rough, both parties are sick, and there is no third party (in terms of Gong and Shou's mental state, even a male lead would not be able to survive 100 words...)
4 Be a Wife for Maomao [Quick Wear] Scarlet FamilyDanmei (BL)439k WordsCompleted 14.5kFavorites19.5kClicks/ch13.4kNutrition
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1V1 locked down, they are all animals in the early stage of attack. It's pretty good, although some parts of the plot are a bit convoluted and brain-burning, but overall it's smooth. The emotional scenes also come naturally, without any awkwardness, and the young couple is sweet ~ [Rainbow Fart]
6 Reborn as a Young Female Queen Mu YuyuDanmei (BL)142k WordsCompleted 37.2kFavorites49.4kClicks/ch14.2kNutrition
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A cookie with over 100,000 words is quite rare, and there is no special emphasis on the poor status of attack and reception (relatively speaking). In the last life, Shou died because of the war, so before Gong was reborn, we were actually quite affectionate, and there was no misunderstanding or miss. Gong has a super invincible natural character, it's all for nothing, sometimes it's like a personal computer hahaha
7 The Secretary's Rebellion Hurts My Heart 2 Dark WhiteDanmei (BL)18k WordsCompleted 15.9kFavorites134.8kClicks/ch2kNutrition
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20,000-Word cookie, this is the first time I saw the narcissistic CEO Gong with a small belly and a double chin in Jinjiang, hahahaha.
8 Wilderness Survival Guide Wherever the Excitement ComesDanmei (BL)177k WordsCompleted 3.5kFavorites8.8kClicks/ch195Nutrition
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The article was written fourteen years ago, and the old article is just beautiful! It's a group portrait, with a strong translation accent and an apocalyptic theme. Shou is a transparent, rational and very cheerful guy, and he has big breasts and can spank his butt [eat melon] Anyway, it's a free article, you can try it out, it's still very interesting
9 Game Loading Long QiDanmei (BL)1.0M WordsCompleted 488.8kFavorites743.2kClicks/ch934.5kNutrition
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Slice attack, cut several slices in a world. Because Shou essentially knows that this is all attack and knows the inside story, so there is no NPC's pull, but there is no moral issue of NPC (since I extremely hate attack two, cannon fodder attack, criticizing NPC, etc.), So it seems quite comfortable [dog head], but I am still burned by the Shura field and I don't dare to do it again.
11 I Love Farming Rabbit Pulling MarshmallowsDanmei (BL)595k WordsCompleted 306.9kFavorites618kClicks/ch543.9kNutrition
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Sugar Rabbit Articles are trustworthy Ps: Is Xiaobai the lowest-ranked attacker in the Sugar Rabbit universe? [Dog head]
13 I've Covered This Cannon Fodder! [Quick Wear] Three Thousand Dreams Tell a LifetimeDanmei (BL)778k WordsCompleted 205.2kFavorites502.9kClicks/ch174.5kNutrition
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Some of my wife's quick articles are quite nice. . What a pity Standard templates are favored by each other, what you see in the copywriting is what you get
14 I Take the Blame! [Quick Wear] Three Thousand Dreams Tell a LifetimeDanmei (BL)875k WordsCompleted 163.5kFavorites405kClicks/ch122.6kNutrition
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Oh, what a pity, madam This article is just a standard misunderstanding. There is nothing too new and innovative, but the writing and plot are quite smooth, and there are no disgusting cannon fodder, so it is quite interesting to read.
15 Fix Bugs in the Series I HuashangDanmei (BL)358k WordsCompleted 123.7kFavorites264.5kClicks/ch94.4kNutrition
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The official time travel is attacked by X batch of big bosses who skinned the aborigines, which can be regarded as a standard formula. The writing style is a bit jumpy, but there is no brainless cannon fodder, and there is no villain who forcibly subdues the intelligence. The overall attack and reception are quite sweet, you can watch it!
16 What Can I Do? I'm Not a Human Being [Quickly Wear] Scarlet FamilyDanmei (BL)903k WordsCompleted 83.1kFavorites128.6kClicks/ch66kNutrition
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Gong and Shou's feelings are very real, Gong is a little crybaby [dog head] This author's writings and world view are quite dark and profound. . But the plot is quite interesting!
17 Jin Jiaxuan 2: Poems of Silence Take a Look at It SlowlyDanmei (BL)381k WordsCompleted 55.3kFavorites59.5kClicks/ch95kNutrition
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Series of articles, 1 and 2 are both very interesting He has a strong sense of attack and suffering, and he doesn't have the kind of dark villain who suffers from an unfortunate childhood... Ps: Don't be fooled by the author's words and setbacks... I was so scared that I almost gave up the article halfway, but when I saw it, this is it? That's it? ?
18 The Asgardian Patient [Comprehensive British and American] Mechanical SquirrelDanmei (BL)483k WordsCompleted 18.7kFavorites24.8kClicks/ch23.4kNutrition
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Original main attack x Loki Attack is a dragon, gentle and powerful, and Loki's character is well grasped ([crying] Damn it, I was so injured by the clay sculpture Loki in other stories that my head fell off) An adventure story about goblins and interstellar, with some interesting settings of mushroom circles and fantasy species!
19 Pretending to Be the Emperor [Three Kingdoms] Cong BiNo CP907k WordsCompleted 89.9kFavorites114.8kClicks/ch292.2kNutrition
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9.9 No cp divine text As the emperor of the Han Dynasty, all the civil and military generals were included, which made up for the regret that no one force could gather the Three Kingdoms card pool. This article really describes the growth process of the King of Pancakes from a fake emperor chasing ducks to the shelves, and gradually grew into a qualified emperor. It is very worth reading! This article is so complete that after reading it, I will immediately bookmark the author's column, even if I don't eat no cp [crying]
20 God Eggs in a Glass Jar Forest LightsDanmei (BL)453k WordsCompleted 49.6kFavorites42.8kClicks/ch69.5kNutrition
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A very perfect foreign language article Calm and courageous recipient & monster affectionate attack Briefly summarize the salient points of this article: ①In monster stories, I am actually the most disgusted by being coveted. No matter how strong the force is, I will still be "forced" to compromise and be subjected to various YY plots. But not this article. This article is extremely decisive and courageous. One second, Shou was being coerced, and he began to worry that Shou was about to be taken advantage of. The next second, he fired fire arrows and cannons to bombard the villain's hometown; You can feel that the force he received was not that high, but he was very tough, decisive and clear about love and hate, and the plot was not frustrating at all! ! (This is so important. Many of the stories are well written and have profound plots, but they are just frustrating and uncomfortable.) In addition, the author also writes very cleverly, and completely avoids the Jack-Su plot of being pushy or brainless. ②Monster control is very satisfying. The monsters in this article are real monsters. More than 90% of them are in monster form. Until the end, Shou has to find Gong for a long time if he wants to fight. In the end, he can only let Gong change his head back first... Damn, isn't this better than those who sell dogs on their own? ? After writing so many articles, it turns into one hentai chasing another Stockholm! ? ③In this article, Gong gave birth to a child (don't worry about how it happened...). Although Gong conceived it himself, he also looked forward to and loved the child. I really don't like plots where the people around Gong/Shou ostracize the other party, or the other party is possessive and jealous of children. The little monster Shou in this article was born from the love of fathers. It's really great and unexpected, because the possessiveness of the monster Gong is really so strong that it's sick... ④Shou is super possessive and possessive? No, feel stronger. Holy shit, Shou's possessiveness is really exciting. Some of the indescribable dog training plots really have to be seen by yourself to understand! ! ! ⑤ I won't go into details about the love that lasts until death, and the love that transcends time and space. It is a good article. All I have to say is: Is this something I can watch in JJ? Fragrant [like]
21 [Wuxia] There Are Enemies in the World Six Egg TartsNo CP566k WordsCompleted 8.5kFavorites15.6kClicks/ch11kNutrition
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No cp male protagonist, comprehensive martial arts, free text. There is really no emotional drama in this article, and there is no cannon fodder, so don't worry. The protagonist wears men and women, even Dongfang Invincible. The whole plot is a bit prose-like, with many authors' thoughts and descriptions of martial arts and realms, so the plot is slightly weak, but it is still a good article. After all, there are very few JJ martial arts novels that are not entangled in emotions... And are not weak... Anyway, it's a free article, you can try it!
22 Learning to Sell Misery 101 [Quick Wear] Liang BoDanmei (BL)675k WordsCompleted 54kFavorites105.6kClicks/ch37.3kNutrition
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The yandere attacked me for x years She is very good-looking in the early stage, but she is very yandere, her brain circuit is different from that of normal people, and she likes to abuse herself... It has strong offensive power, but it will cry, act coquettishly, and secretly turn dark in front of Shou. In short, it is very delicious. The second half is a bit deliberate, for example, in one chapter, Shou (fake) scolds Gong, Gong runs away sadly, Gong is accidentally teleported to Shou by the system, Shou has a fever and talks nonsense just to express his feelings, Gong and Shou reconcile... And other plots... Personally, I don't like eating, drinking, and talking nonsense. Talking nonsense when I have a fever is just a way to relieve my heart knot, but in short, the shortcomings do not hide the good points! The writing is quite nice!
23 I, Sha Diao Shou, Fall in Love [Quickly Wear] Park Left and RightDanmei (BL)82k WordsCompleted 49.5kFavorites80.6kClicks/ch27.9kNutrition
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Quickly wear it, free and easy to get fucked by x primary school cock Both attack and reception are quick to break through the game, just like making a movie to make up for the plot of the book. There isn't much conflict, not too many twists and turns, and there isn't even a villain. Everyone is just cute and lovable. Hahaha. It's worth watching.
25 I Rely on Sand Sculptures to Survive in the Second Dimension Love Poems and the SeaDanmei (BL)631k WordsCompleted 58.2kFavorites133.9kClicks/ch66.3kNutrition
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Sha Shou, without any image baggage belonging to human beings, with all kinds of magical operations that break through the lower limits, laughs all the time... After summarizing Kuroko Basketball/Tutoring/Cukai/Bungou Stray Dogs/Demon Slayer (I forgot the others), Tutoring will be a little longer. In the end, Cp Nakahara Chuuya, Nakahara is really handsome in this article. I couldn't get the point of this little man (mis) at all before, but this time I actually understood it in the sand sculpture text. It's a pity that I don't like buying stocks...
26 Start with Group Performance (Rebirth) DecisiveDanmei (BL)874k WordsCompleted 78.9kFavorites128.6kClicks/ch526.7kNutrition
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Sweet cookies before going to bed, attacked by the actor who was reborn as an entrepreneur and cultivated as a child The only twists and turns are some brainless relatives, but they are all causing mischief behind the scenes and are not faced head-on, so the reading experience is okay. Mrs. Juejue's articles on starting a business and upgrading her business are quite interesting.
27 The NPC Who Abused the Main Text Is Passive and Slows Down [Quickly Wear It] What Kind of Cookie Am I?Danmei (BL)1.5M WordsCompleted 249.3kFavorites381.9kClicks/ch723.6kNutrition
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Just like the title, the redemption disguised as a sadistic novel is a sweet cookie. It's really good-looking. Everyone who appears in the article is very gentle, and the corpses of those who read it feel warm. Because there is not much darkness, it is very happy to read more. The only drawback is that the extras at the end are really overly sweet and a bit boring.
29 Island in the Sky [Apocalyptic] Ashen ValleyDanmei (BL)969k WordsCompleted 234.5kFavorites313kClicks/ch924.4kNutrition
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9.9 Is well-deserved! I didn't really read apocalyptic novels before, but this one is really good to read. Gong is very responsible, Shou is not weak at all, has skill and courage. I really like these characters who love life!
31 [Comprehensive British and American] the Secret Cult Leader Is in Gotham Maintain BusinessDanmei (BL)490k WordsCompleted 23.2kFavorites33.7kClicks/ch16.8kNutrition
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CP bucket. I didn't like it the first time, but I found it inexplicably the second time. Beautiful! ! ! And there are very few jj esoteric texts. This one is very interesting. The protagonist has a natural sense of inhumanity hahaha
32 What Kind of Character Did Planning Give Me [Western Fantasy] Stygian FerrymanDanmei (BL)175k WordsCompleted 24.6kFavorites33.5kClicks/ch11.1kNutrition
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Awesome Insensitive Paladin vs Pope Don't be scared by the first person, this article is really great and beautiful! ! ! ! The Paladin has a lot of insensitivity, but the thick arrows in 1v1 and the lack of cannon fodder are what makes me most comfortable... There is a full sense of battle damage + fragmentation, but the Paladin has extremely high demands on himself and is always loyal to his faith. It is really well written!
34 Bed Warmer Three Thousand RealmsDanmei (BL)128k WordsCompleted 1.4kFavorites33.4kClicks/ch84Nutrition
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My danmei and pitiful writing. Stream of consciousness, first person. 2006? It was still in 2007, when I downloaded a pirated package and read it. It's been almost 20 years in the blink of an eye, and I still feel very moved
35 Working as a Counselor in the Three Kingdoms Release DovesDanmei (BL)833k WordsCompleted 52.3kFavorites178kClicks/ch54.4kNutrition
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The main subject is time travel, with the Three Kingdoms killing game skills, cp Lu Bu. It's pretty good to watch, the main character has his own comic effect, and the plot is very enjoyable
36 Engage in Online Dating in Infinite Games [Infinite] Elm FishDanmei (BL)517k WordsCompleted 74.6kFavorites122.6kClicks/ch27kNutrition
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The master fucks her quickly, but she is actually a bit arrogant and drags her brother down, making her strong. Don't be fooled by the stupid name, this article made me break out in a cold sweat... The emotional line went very smoothly, and the plot line Jennyma scared me... Especially the second copy (Crying Storm) I really feel that the plot of this book is much better than many infinite games, but the ending is a bit rushed? A bit anticlimactic. But the plot and story are so good! ! !
37 On a Thousand Ways to Transform a Scumbag Bunker FortDanmei (BL)1.1M WordsCompleted 219.6kFavorites395.4kClicks/ch377.9kNutrition
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Focus on unit essays. Shou's character is not weak and can be considered strong. The unit story written by this author is really good. Gong's character gradually changes as the plot develops, without any abruptness or the feeling of forced torture/sensation for the sake of transformation. It's really great.
38 Dragon's Courtship Seven Fruit TeaDanmei (BL)330k WordsCompleted 118.4kFavorites239.2kClicks/ch58kNutrition
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The dragon was attacked by the Japanese, and the main attack was on the enemy. In the early stage, all the characters were in the form of giant dragons, their behavior was purely driven by wildness, and they had a very strong sense of inhumanity. This one is not to be missed!
40 What Is the Use of This Beauty? Rabbit Pulling MarshmallowsDanmei (BL)200k WordsCompleted 439.5kFavorites878.2kClicks/ch396kNutrition
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Sugar Rabbit Article 3, no need to say more. This article is a bit short, written about cross talk, but it's very interesting! ! !
41 Taoist Medicine Rabbit Pulling MarshmallowsDanmei (BL)523k WordsCompleted 361.3kFavorites760.4kClicks/ch839.5kNutrition
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Sugar Rabbit article, my favorite one. The story of traditional Chinese medicine
42 Returned to the Republic of China to Become a Director Rabbit Pulling MarshmallowsDanmei (BL)338k WordsCompleted 199.2kFavorites332.9kClicks/ch449.6kNutrition
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Sugar Rabbit Article. The content is like the title of the article
43 The Days of Saving My Life by Erha's Side I HuashangDanmei (BL)322k WordsCompleted 188.5kFavorites531.6kClicks/ch121.8kNutrition
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The sand sculpture flow of I Huashang. I thought it was a bit of reality with a touch of fantasy, but in the end it suddenly unfolded. The story of being adopted as a husky
44 System Sharing Cyan WingsDanmei (BL)291k WordsCompleted 61kFavorites140.7kClicks/ch74.4kNutrition
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The online game NPC is popular with dragons from another world. I didn't like the part about reforming the villain, but the other plots were pretty interesting. The main plot was set in a different world.
46 The World Is so Big Smile FadedDanmei (BL)324k WordsCompleted 251.1kFavorites367.9kClicks/ch211.2kNutrition
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Good looking, rich boy* devil. Gudan, a very light-hearted and enjoyable article, without too many plots or plots or darkness, it looks very comfortable.
47 Become a Celebrity in Ancient Times Five Color Dragon SealDanmei (BL)1.1M WordsCompleted 101.3kFavorites232.5kClicks/ch192.6kNutrition
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Ancient imperial examination documents. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm calling my wife, please write the ancient imperial examination essay again! !
48 Dichlorvos Chronicle I HuashangDanmei (BL)461k WordsCompleted 101.2kFavorites188.5kClicks/ch95.2kNutrition
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A sand sculpture in the world? Ancient rivers and lakes novels are popular among the group, but there are not many descriptions, and they will not overwhelm the guest.
49 Become the "Consort" of the Tyrant of Qin Dynasty [Chuan Shu] Blue Bird StarDanmei (BL)1.2M WordsCompleted 73.8kFavorites110.9kClicks/ch346.1kNutrition
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The protagonist is time travel, CP Zulong's son, Ji Jianwen. What do you say in this article, Zulong's father's charm is unrivaled? ? I really like Zulong in this article
50 After His Death, He Relied on His Beauty to Fall in Love Online And WhiskDanmei (BL)277k WordsCompleted 6.8kFavorites9.8kClicks/ch2.4kNutrition
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A bit cliche, but good-looking. The background is the ancient Danchaotang, the story of Gong Shou passing the test in a dream (or the underworld, I forgot), an alternative fast travel story
51 The Yandere Is Hidden on the Side MengmanzhiRomance201k WordsCompleted 5.8kFavorites43.1kClicks/ch1.5kNutrition
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A romantic novel with a really sickly heroine. Gaowu Jianghu Literature
52 The Inversion of Qing Chuan J112233Romance518k WordsCompleted 5.5kFavorites26.1kClicks/ch7.4kNutrition
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A man wears a woman, she wears them cleanly, and she doesn't change back the whole time. But I think the plot is okay... N brush found that it was classified as romance and fell into deep thought.
53 After Serving as a Spare Tire for Four Big Bosses at the Same Time [Puishu] Hold up a Lantern and Fight Against the MoonDanmei (BL)834k WordsCompleted 252.3kFavorites529.5kClicks/ch332.2kNutrition
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God! ! ! Watch and cry. When you pass through the text, the arrow is very thick.
54 Bix's Cube SISIMODanmei (BL)693k WordsCompleted 131.5kFavorites257.4kClicks/ch350.9kNutrition
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Enlightenment text on the fourth day of disaster
55 I Became Famous After I Stopped Growing Taller MengmanzhiRomance434k WordsCompleted 35.4kFavorites95.5kClicks/ch48.7kNutrition
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Romance? There are almost no emotional scenes... The protagonist looks like a child and works as a director in Interstellar. There are movie descriptions and no copywriting.
56 It's Too Late, Marry the Cat [Interstellar] Watermelon EarlyDanmei (BL)684k WordsCompleted 6.6kFavorites12.6kClicks/ch11.8kNutrition
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Star Commander. To be fair, how long has it been since we saw a commander with online strength, brainpower, and charisma in JJ? ? ? ? Now it's all white moonlight vomiting blood in the wind! The choice of words and sentences is a little slow, but the flaws do not hide the flaws. The emotional scenes are really great! ! !
57 Happy to Be a Mother Lie Bing FADanmei (BL)180k WordsCompleted 5.6kFavorites13.5kClicks/ch1.2kNutrition
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The text I accidentally saw a long time ago, the interstellar whistle, has good force value. Love at First Sight is a bit abrupt, but I quite like it.
58 Heroic Spirit Transformation System [Comprehensive British and American] Ye XilanNo CP500k WordsCompleted 116.6kFavorites489.5kClicks/ch316.9kNutrition
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1-3 Are all very good looking, but I prefer 1 which is a combination of English and American. Who understands the joy of wearing a vest and cheating to watch the original NPC bewildered? ! Moreover, the protagonist is smart and pretends to be very innocent, which is simply too healthy in a crowd of people who are either vomiting blood or escaping to death! ! !
60 [Comprehensive British and American] Cold Fusion Mechanical SquirrelDanmei (BL)508k WordsCompleted 42.9kFavorites97.4kClicks/ch48.6kNutrition
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My wife's other articles always feel that the writing style is a bit jumpy, especially a few anime fan articles, which feel very Japanese style. This Iron Man cp article feels like the smoothest to read, and the plot is also quite good. Feeling is the magician who shapes the moon's worldview.