I Rely on Sand Sculptures to Survive in the Second Dimension

[End of the text, more extras] He is dead. He traveled to the two-dimensional world, and the system told him that he must speak two-dimensional lines and do two-dimensional things in order to maintain his life. He looked at the computer screen, pondered for a moment, and changed his nickname to Qingyan (blackened) System: Increase life span by two days He seemed to understand something. Qing Yan: I swear to respect you as the king in this life, and use my blood to seal the territory for you. Someone:? Kiyohiko: Your flying coat is my eternal faith Basketball team captain:? ? Kiyohiko: Well, if it's you, it must be fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I accidentally said such words willfully again. Invincible Hat Master: ... Stay away from me. Kiyohiko: Na na na na na na na na Everyone: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh It's a sand sculpture! Maybe it's because of deep love that it turns black hhhh There will be a lot of interlude lines in it, everyone can just laugh, don't take it seriously hahahaha * Recommended gay friend's current words: "I divorced the abusive Wenba" by Yu Qingxia My other completed articles: "Daily Life of the Ninja Village Collapse": Naruto from Meteor Street, cp Neji "Naruto from the Akatsuki Organization" Xiao Ming, cp Sasuke Light novels: "Sand Devil King, Online Farming", "Treacherous Minister Summoning System [Infrastructure]" The tape preview of "When the Sand Sculpture Judge Comes to the Dark Honmaru" is the same sand sculpture novel as this one. Shun Takiya became a closed beta player of the "Touken Ranbu VR" version. In order to make the game more interesting, he chose to take over Dark Honmaru, but he didn't know that this was a complete conspiracy. The game has a face-squeezing system, and he made himself a two-dimensional handsome guy with sword-shaped eyebrows, starry eyes, and an awl chin to enter the game. After all, it is common knowledge that a two-dimensional handsome guy has an awl chin. * The hacked knife masters heard that the new God Judge was coming soon, so they gathered together to prepare to give the God Judge a showdown. The wooden door of the hall was suddenly pierced by something, and then the wooden door was pushed down. I saw the wooden door inlaid on the awl-like chin of the new judge. He walked in as if nothing had happened, pointed forward with his finger, put his hands on his hips and said: "I hope you can make me feel all kinds of pleasure." As soon as he finished speaking, the wooden door inlaid on his chin fell to the ground with a bang. Knife Masters: ... You are pleasant enough on your own. * [You found the crotch hanging on the clothes rack in the Honmaru courtyard, you will——] 1. Eat it. 2. Put it on. 3. Smell it intoxicatedly and forcefully. Takiya Shun:? ? ? It seems I can only choose the third one. When he controlled the character to take off his crotch and smell it, the trembling voice of a certain swordsman came from behind him. "Lord, what are you doing?" [If your idiotic behavior is discovered, you will——] 1. Kill the opponent 2. Suicide in shame [3. Say to the other person: Can you put it on for me personally?] Takiya Shun:? ? ? [Select option three] * "Oh my God! The new judge of Dark Honmaru is actually a fool! "Shocked!" The new judge actually did this to the knife man" Source of inspiration "The love options in my mind" Intention: Cherish life, love life, and live every day seriously.